[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 36 - Dick on The FatBit

Dick's Maddox impersonation is getting really accurate.

Mr. Neil

If I were wauter's teacher, I'd fail him merely for being this pathetic.

Tip to the short guy: get nice shoes and wear lifts

CJ Canton

I had a class where the teacher lost some stuff. And then i found out she was throwing assignments away from students she perceived as problematic for being on their laptops or whatever, one of those being me - comp sci homework in a comp sci class... youd think it would be ok. Found my missing assignments in her recycling bin when i was in her office and she stepped out for a sec and i went to throw some old stuff away. Took a picture, she posts the grades i get a 0. "Uhm you never turned it in" show her the pic, im dropping, give me an incomplete. Blackmailed the cunt - extended my stay for a semester but didn't fail. College is a joke now days. Professors can do what ever they fucking feel like and its OK.

DatBoi

You will need pressure or vacuum to get the drink out of the bag. So make the hose with the green head (the drink penis), have a pump like a soap dispenser. You have your pressure to get out the drink and as a bonus it will look like you are jerking it, when operating the pump.

Lord Burn

Gaslighting is when you almost make someone question their cognitive bias

The Gentleman Sausage

Once my accelerometers arrive I'm going to start making the fatbit. The more I think about it the easier this to make real. Take a Raspberry Pi or other single board computer, set it up to act as your DNS server for your network (hands out ip addresses) and a wifi enabled microcontroller will count your steps and relay it back to your single board computer, maybe I'll get fancy and base it off steps and GPS cordinates to avoid cheaters. If youve reached your daily step / distance count the single board computer will allow your devices onto the internet for the whole day, if you don't make it you'll get 30 minutes of access so you can get your real imporant stuff done but youre cut off until youve completed your daily anti fatass chores.

Couple hilarious things about Brie Larson. She lied about doing her own stunts first of all, that is bullshit. You can see here stunt double's pics on google if you search it. Secondly, Marvel put out a release asking for a butt double. They didn't say who it was for, but we all know Scarlett Johansson doesn't fucking need one of those. Brie's ass is so flat, there is a hilarious pic on google images of the new Spider-Man's ass next to hers, and makes hers look like a 12 year old boy's ass. Just thought you might get a kick out of that shit Dick.

Clyde Frog

First brainlet lololol

Ty

first

Figwumberton