The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [175]

After much effort extracting essential oils from the glaze lilies at the alchemy bench, Lumine returned to Wanmin Restaurant to continue making the incense with Ying’er.

“Next, I’ll simmer the oil and water over low heat until all the moisture evaporates,” Ying’er explained, standing by the pot. “Your job is to make sure not a single drop of glaze lily essence goes to waste.”

“No problem!”

Lumine and Ying’er worked together for hours, carefully tending the pot. Finally, the incense was ready.

“All done! The three types of incense are complete,” Ying’er announced with satisfaction, placing the mixtures into their respective containers. She handed them to Lumine. “I must say, I envy the people you’re giving these to. It’s rare to see someone put so much heart into a gift.”

Lumine stepped closer, taking Ying’er’s hands in hers. “But while we were making the incense, all I could think about was you, Ying’er.”

“Oh my, such sweet words from such a lovely girl. You’re far more charming than I expected.” Ying’er chuckled softly. “Careful now, or you might just make me fall for you.”

After a moment, Ying’er began explaining the incense. “Alright, let me introduce these three blends. That way, when you gift them, you’ll know which one suits the recipient best.”

“Oh, oh!” Lumine quickly took out a notebook. “Go ahead, Ying’er! I’ll take notes!”

“Paimon wants to know too!” Paimon chimed in, hovering eagerly.

Ying’er smiled at their enthusiasm and began her explanation. “The first blend, Golden Chamber of Sweetness, has a dreamy, sugary fragrance. It’s perfect for young girls who love sweet, romantic scents.”

“The second, Mountain Majesty, exudes a regal and commanding aura. It’s a favorite among wealthy ladies—Liyue’s noble daughters use it often.”

“And the third…” Ying’er trailed off, prompting Lumine to pause her note-taking.

“What about the third?!” Lumine asked, eyes wide with anticipation.

“The third blend, Ethereal Elegance, is soft and lingering, like the gentle light of dusk through a misty haze. It’s especially loved by mature women,” Ying’er explained with a mischievous smile. “Got all that?”

“Got it!” Lumine shut her notebook with a confident grin. “So, sweet for young girls, regal for noble ladies, and soft for mature big sisters, right?”

“You’ve got it. And I’d say the third one suits me, wouldn’t you agree?”

“You’re absolutely right, Ying’er!” Lumine said with a cheeky smile. “But don’t worry, I won’t take this batch back from you. Next time, I’ll make you your very own!”

“Such confidence. But let me give you a word of advice—if you plan to charm three people at once, think carefully about which foot to lift first,” Ying’er teased.

“Three at once? That’s nothing!” Lumine declared boldly. “I could captain an entire fleet!”

Ying’er laughed. “Bold words. Well then, be sure to visit me at the Silk Flower Boutique again sometime. You’re always welcome.”

With a playful wave, Ying’er took her leave, leaving Lumine and Paimon with their incense.

“Alright, we’ve got the three blends. Let’s head to the Statue of the Seven and meet up with Zhongli!” Paimon suggested.

“No problem.” Lumine sniffed her hands, which now carried a faint trace of the incense, and held them out to Paimon. “Hey, Paimon, which one do you think suits me?”

“I think you need one that repels girls,” Paimon quipped, crossing her arms.

“Hmph… Anyway, I wonder what kind of scent the Geo Archon would like?” Lumine pondered aloud.

“No idea. But didn’t Zhongli say the Geo Archon would choose for themselves?” Paimon reminded her. “Let’s just hurry over!”

When they arrived at the Statue of the Seven, they spotted two familiar figures: Zhongli and Jia Changjiang.

“Huh?” Lumine blinked.

This scene felt oddly familiar. Last time in Mondstadt, she’d found Jia Changjiang standing with Venti at the statue...

“Zhongli! Mr. Jax! We brought the incense—ah!” Paimon flew ahead, her eyes widening at the sight of Jia Changjiang’s injuries. “What happened to you?!”

“Just a scratch,” Jia Changjiang said with a hearty laugh, patting his chest. “I patched myself up with some top-tier healing ointment from Mondstadt’s Knights of Favonius. Don’t worry, I’m fine.”

He gestured toward the direction of Guili Plains. “I was passing through on my way back and bumped into Zhongli here. So, I decided to wait for you two.”

“I heard you were making incense?”

“Yes,” Lumine confirmed, handing over the three boxes. “All three blends, as requested.”

“Thank you for your efforts,” Zhongli said with a nod. “Let us offer them now.”

“Got it!”

Lumine carefully placed the three incense blends before the Geo Archon’s statue.

“This first one, Golden Chamber of Sweetness, is sweet and dreamy, perfect for young girls. The second, Mountain Majesty, is regal and elegant, suited for noblewomen. And the third…”

As Lumine set down Ethereal Elegance, the statue glowed faintly.

“Eh?! Did you see that?!”

“Oh!” Lumine’s eyes sparkled. “The Geo Archon prefers the mature big-sister scent? Good taste! I like it too!”

“Wait... does this mean the Geo Archon is actually a big sister?” Paimon frowned in confusion.

“Wouldn’t that be even better?” Lumine exclaimed, clapping her hands.

Zhongli chuckled at their reactions. “Perhaps. After all, the Geo Archon’s incarnations are vast and varied. Who’s to say such a form doesn’t exist?”

Jia Changjiang, observing Zhongli’s expression, couldn’t help but smirk at the irony.

Lumine, however, was too absorbed in the moment to notice. “So, it’s settled! We’ll use the third incense. The other two... can I keep them? Please?”

She looked at Zhongli with wide, pleading eyes. “The Rite doesn’t need them anymore anyway…”

“Very well,” Zhongli said with a soft laugh. “If you’d like, take them. Our focus should be on the proper sendoff for the Geo Archon.”

“So, what’s next?” Paimon asked eagerly. “It sounds like there’s more fun stuff to do!”

“Indeed, there is,” Zhongli replied. “Now, I must entrust the next task to you two.”

“What task?” Lumine asked curiously.

“I need you to borrow the Bell of Cleansing Dust,” Zhongli said.

“The Bell of Cleansing Dust? Why don’t you go get it yourself?”

Zhongli shook his head. “I am... not the most suitable person to borrow it.”

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