The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [254]

“Alright, you’ve made a promise. Plus, Teucer seems to like you two,” Childe said with a grin as he looked at Lumine and Paimon.

“Is this some kind of brotherly charm attack...” Lumine muttered, glancing between Childe and Teucer. “Fine, for Teucer’s sake, I’ll let this slide.”

“I’m not great with kids,” Jax admitted. “And honestly, I’m barely in my twenties, but he keeps calling me ‘uncle.’”

“But my big sister Tonya said if someone has a beard, you call them ‘uncle,’ and if they have a white beard, you call them ‘grandpa,’” Teucer replied, looking slightly defensive.

“Ahaha...”

Childe chuckled before pulling out a pouch of Mora. “Here, this is for expenses. Take Teucer around Liyue and show him the sights. If there’s an emergency, I’ll be near the river by Qingxu Pool.”

As Lumine took the heavy pouch, her eyes sparkled. “Alright, we’ll take care of Teucer for you.”

“Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Teucer gets to experience all the best things Liyue has to offer,” Jax added.

“I’m counting on you.”

As they left the Northland Bank, Jax took Teucer’s hand. “Alright, little guy, looks like you’re in my care now. Your brother handed over a pile of Mora, so we’ll make sure you see everything worth seeing in Liyue.”

“Yay! Uncle, where’s the most fun place in Liyue Harbor?”

Jax sighed in resignation. “Alright, ‘uncle’ it is. If we’re talking about Liyue’s must-see spots... then we have to start with its ancient ruins!”

“Liyue’s 3,700-year history has left behind countless ruins. Missing out on them would be a shame,” Jax said enthusiastically as he led Teucer along.

“But Mr. Jax, isn’t it dangerous to take such a young kid to ancient ruins?” Paimon asked hesitantly. “Maybe we should just take him to a toy stall or something instead...”

“Ruins might have One-Eyed Little Treasures,” Jax suggested with a sly grin.

At this, Teucer’s eyes lit up. “One-Eyed Little Treasure! I want to go!”

“And who knows, we might find some treasure there—free fun, no spending required,” Jax added.

Lumine’s eyes sparkled with excitement. “Count me in!”

“Alright, three votes to one. Decision made!” Jax declared. “Toys are fine and all, but Teucer’s only visiting Liyue once. He’s got to see the most unique things this place has to offer, right?”

“Yeah!” Teucer cheered. “I want to see One-Eyed Little Treasure and play with it!”

“Well, that’s fine and all, but what about Teucer’s safety?” Paimon asked, still worried.

“Don’t worry. With the two of us around, Teucer won’t be in any danger. Plus, Lumine’s been practicing shield techniques with Zhongli and Noelle lately, hasn’t she?”

“Fine, fine...” With Jax’s assurance, Paimon couldn’t find a good reason to object.

“First, let’s grab some food to take with us. Then, it’s off to the ruins to see some One-Eyed Little Treasures,” Jax said. “And Teucer can try some authentic Liyue cuisine while we’re at it.”

“Yay! I love good food!” Teucer exclaimed, bouncing with excitement.

“Alright, let’s go!” With Teucer in tow, the group set off toward Wanmin Restaurant.

As Paimon watched Jax and Lumine interact with Teucer, she couldn’t help but mumble to herself, “Honestly, Teucer might be a little spoiled, but Jax and Lumine are even more reckless...” Then her eyes gleamed. “But first things first—time for delicious food!”

They soon arrived at Wanmin Restaurant. The moment they stepped inside, Teucer started coughing, overwhelmed by the strong aroma of spices wafting through the air.

“Welcome! A table for four?” Chef Mao greeted them warmly.

“We’ll take a few dishes to go,” Jax replied, clearly familiar with the place.

“Cough, cough... this restaurant has such a strong smell...” Teucer said, his nose wrinkling.

Jax suddenly remembered something. Isn’t Snezhnaya based on Russia? And Russians... aren’t known for eating spicy food.

He chuckled to himself as he recalled a joke he’d heard:
The battle-hardened Russians, who could drink vodka like water and wrestle bears for fun, would instantly fold when faced with chili peppers.

Of course, there were exceptions, but it was still amusing to think about.

“So spicy? Oh, you must mean our signature chili-infused seasonings!” Chef Mao said proudly.

“But Teucer can’t handle spicy food...” Teucer admitted, looking hesitant.

“What a shame! A life without spicy food is a life missing half its joy,” Chef Mao remarked with a laugh.

“I want lots of sugar in my dish! And the oil has to be the best quality!” Teucer declared.

“Well, that sounds extravagant,” Paimon commented dryly.

“Wanmin Restaurant’s dishes might not suit Teucer’s tastes. Should we try somewhere else?” Paimon suggested.

“Try somewhere else? Clearly, you know nothing about Liyue’s food scene,” Jax retorted. “I’ve already decided what we’ll take with us. And if it’s Wanmin, they can handle any request.”

“This guest knows his stuff,” Chef Mao said confidently. “Meeting unique requests is no big deal—it’s what Wanmin is all about! If I couldn’t satisfy every palate, I’d have no right to call myself a chef.”

“Alright, here’s what we’ll order,” Jax began, rattling off his list: “A variety of steamed dumplings—pork with scallions, cilantro pork, fish and leek, and three-flavor dumplings. Separate packaging for each, and mince the pork finely. Oh, and for Teucer, make a batch of sweet dumplings with brown sugar syrup and extra oil.”

Jax’s precise order even impressed himself.

While he was used to customizing dishes with friendly restaurant owners back home, Wanmin Restaurant was the only place in Teyvat where he could make so many requests without being seen as overly picky—and still have them fulfilled to perfection.

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