I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [115]

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli) has joined the chat.]

[Emilia Is the Cutest (Subaru Natsuki)]: Ah, Mr. Zhongli has arrived.

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: Oh, look who decided to show up.

[Angel Sweetheart (Puri Puri Prisoner)]: Mr. Zhongli, please don’t be sad. We still have plenty of chances. You’re one of the strongest boys across countless worlds!

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: Apologies for my absence until now. It seems I’ve worried you all.

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: You’re aware we were worried, huh? Tch. Well, I guess it’s fine. Given what you went through, a bit of sadness is understandable.

[Angel Sweetheart (Puri Puri Prisoner)]: Honestly, if it were me, and after putting in so much effort to help someone, I still failed... even I would shut myself away for a while.

[Emilia Is the Cutest (Subaru Natsuki)]: Perfection really is difficult, isn’t it? Even Mr. Zhongli can’t achieve flawless success.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: Please don’t worry, everyone. I’ve been reflecting on this failure.

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: Oh?

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: Though this attempt didn’t succeed, I’ve gained some valuable insights. For future efforts at resurrection, I can say this experience has provided meaningful progress. It’s not a total loss.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: That’s good to hear. Thank you again, Mr. Zhongli, for inviting me to visit your world. I hardly contributed anything yet managed to earn hundreds of points. It’s a little overwhelming.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: If there’s ever anything I can do to assist, please don’t hesitate to ask. My abilities may be limited, but I can offer suggestions, however small they may be.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: Thank you, Miss Yukinoshita. Walking the path of what you believe to be the "true substance" must be challenging. Please don’t hesitate to bring your troubles to the group; we’re here to discuss and help.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Of course. Thank you… my friend.

[I’m Having Ten Kids with Kobayashi (Tohru)]: Hey, what’s this about Mr. Zhongli’s world? What happened? Never mind, I’ve got a question—does anyone know how to program? My Kobayashi has been stuck working overtime on some program her bald boss dumped on her. If this keeps up, she might go bald too! I can’t let that happen to my Kobayashi!

[I Definitely Won’t Date My Sister (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: Uhh…

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: Hmm?

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: Read the room, you baby-making dragon!

[Crimson Plume Immortal (Fu Hua)]: In the system shop, there’s a [Programming Encyclopedia] available for 100 points. It’s a basic skill item. Once purchased, group members gain programming knowledge equivalent to that of a top university graduate from Earth circa 2020. If you really want to help Kobayashi, I’d recommend buying it for yourself.

[I’m Having Ten Kids with Kobayashi (Tohru)]: Ooh! Thanks. I’ll check it out right now.

Just as Tohru finished typing, the chat group interface flickered before Zhongli’s eyes.

[Detecting all current chat group members are online.]
[Initiating live update program.]

[Live update complete.]
[Universal Chat Group has added the following features:]

• Every 2,592,000 standard time units (30 days), a new round of members will be added. (Currently, only the random selection program is available.)

• An additional invitation slot can be purchased for 1 point. (To increase the number of slots available for purchase, complete the task listed in point 3.)

• Every 2,592,000 standard time units, a group mission will be issued. Completing this mission rewards an additional invitation slot. (The current mission is now available for selection.)

[The process of adding new chat group members will now begin.]

[Countdown: 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…]

[Searching worlds, embedding into chat group, retrieving relevant data, analyzing world history, locating point of disruption…]

[Embedding complete.]
[Integration successful.]

The brief update left the chat silent. The number of group members had increased from 9 to 12, but no one spoke at first.

It wasn’t until a few moments later that a new voice broke the silence.

[Ordinary Girl]: Um… Hello, everyone. Is this the right way to greet you? This chat group suddenly appeared in my mind… It’s not some alien prank, is it? Or have I been chosen by aliens to represent Earth?

[Emilia Is the Cutest (Subaru Natsuki)]: Whoa, another Earthling joined us!

[Angel Sweetheart (Puri Puri Prisoner)]: Oh, dear girl! You are a girl, right? I can’t believe the first new member is another person from Earth.

[Crimson Plume Immortal (Fu Hua)]: Earthling, what year is it for you?

[Ordinary Girl]: Um… I’m not sure what this is about, but it’s July 2012 here. It’s summer vacation. Wait, is this a time-travel chat group? Wow, I’ve seen movies like this!

[Ordinary Girl]: So, uh… could someone explain what’s going on? This thing appearing in my head is kind of terrifying.

[Ryomen Sukuna]: Yeah, seriously, what’s going on? Are you guys some kind of wandering curses lurking in the web?

[Spider Lady]: Chat group? Is this the legendary cheat system people get after transmigrating? If so, I’m not confused anymore!

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T/N: some people changed their usernames! can you spot who? and can you guess the meaning behind their new username?

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