I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [117]

Jujutsu World

In a dimly lit basement, Yuji Itadori fiddled with his phone.

Nearby, his teacher, Satoru Gojo, sat casually on a chair, leaning forward to peek at the screen.

Gojo, with his striking silver-white hair, pale eyelashes, and crystalline azure eyes that shimmered with a faint mist, radiated an air of effortless dominance. His towering figure, exceeding 190cm, maintained a youthful appearance that defied his 28 years of age.

He was the strongest.
An unshakable and undisputed existence.
A man who, singlehandedly, could annihilate all humanity on the Japanese archipelago, impervious to modern weaponry.

Gojo’s radiant eyes twinkled with amusement as he observed Yuji’s phone.

"Yuji, don’t you think you’re kind of… the protagonist of this world?"

He spun the chair around and leaned over the backrest, arms draped across it.

"This whole setup feels straight out of a manga or novel. It’s almost too cliché."

"Stop teasing, Gojo-sensei," Yuji muttered, scratching his head.

"This weird app—it’s not some kind of curse spreading through the internet, is it?"

"No, there’s no trace of cursed energy." Gojo’s grin widened as he scrutinized the screen.

"Not even the faintest irregularity. To me, your phone just shows a blank group chat interface."

"I even made you register as Sukuna for kicks, but no reaction. Based on the descriptions, though, it’s clear the people in this group aren’t jujutsu sorcerers."

"Maybe they’re just a bunch of delusional kids?" he joked, spreading his hands.

Yuji sighed deeply.

"Take this seriously, Sensei. Ever since I joined the group, I haven’t been able to sense Sukuna at all."

"Ah, I know." Gojo rested his chin on his hands, his smile unshaken.

"In jujutsu terms, perception is relative. If you can’t sense Sukuna, then Sukuna can’t observe the outside world through you, either. This chat group has essentially severed the connection between your soul and body."

He chuckled.

"This level of separation is miraculous by jujutsu standards. A flawless split between body and soul, with no damage, and the ability to reconnect them perfectly? This defies what humans are capable of."

"So, what do I do now?" Yuji asked, ruffling his hair again.

"Introduce myself? Stay quiet?"

"Introduce yourself, of course," Gojo replied, his tone turning serious for once.

"Figure out what points are for and what benefits you can exchange them for."

He leaned forward, his eyes gleaming with intrigue.

"From what you’ve described, the system shop alone is fascinating. It’s a shame your initial sign-in only got you 10,000 points. Then again, they probably gave you that much because Sukuna’s inside you."

"I thought it’d take time for you to reach my level," Gojo added with a sly smile, "but with this chat group, you might catch up sooner than expected."

He chuckled.

This is your divine curse binding, Yuji. When you next see Fushiguro and the others, you’re going to blow their minds."

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Skill System World

In the depths of a dungeon, a small spider lay sprawled in her web of silk threads.

Having recently eaten a poisonous frog, she was full but couldn’t hide her dissatisfaction with its awful taste.

No matter, she thought.

To survive in this trash-tier reincarnation game, to live freely, I’ll keep hunting, day after day.

But then, fate smiled upon her.

She’d gained a cheat—proof that even the gods pitied her miserable existence.

Come forth, my ultimate salvation! she declared inwardly.
The only beacon in this bleak world, my personal cheat! The infinite-world chat group!

Her tiny, venomous smile widened as she activated her trump card.

Let’s do this. Summon! The Universal Chat Group!

Wrapped in the pristine threads of her web, the spider rolled around in delight, her mind awash with visions of modern humans and their languages.

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[Ryomen Sukuna]: Greetings! My name is Yuji Itadori. I’m a first-year student at Tokyo Metropolitan Jujutsu Technical High School. My strengths are physical abilities and cursed energy.

[Ryomen Sukuna (Yuji Itadori)]: My favorite person is my grandpa, and my ideal type is someone tall with a great figure—like Jennifer Lawrence. My favorite words? "You’re strong. Save others. Just help the people you can. Don’t worry if you’re not appreciated. Do your best to save as many people as you can, and when your time comes, die surrounded by people who care about you." That’s it!

[I Definitely Won’t Date My Sister (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: Very spirited introduction!

[Spider Lady]: My turn! Hehehe! I’m Spider Lady, though I don’t remember my original name. Before reincarnating, I was just an ordinary middle school girl who loved gaming. And not to brag, but my gaming skills are top-tier.

[Spider Lady]: Now I’m a small spider monster—cute, venomous, and capable of shooting webs from my butt!

[Spider Lady]: So, fellow group members, have any of you reincarnated into other worlds like me? Does anyone recognize my world?

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Sorry, I looked into it just now. No information from my side. @Megumi Kato, if you don’t mind, could you check?

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: No luck here, either. I’ve never heard of Spider Lady or Yuji Itadori.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: But isn’t it strange? Most members here are from Japan or based on Japanese anime, games, or manga. Could the system behind this chat group be a fan of otaku culture?

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Maybe I should start learning about otaku culture. If it’s what the system—or gods—favor, perhaps they’ll give me a better destiny if I appeal to them!

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Are you watching, gods? Are you listening to me?

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T/N: GOJO MY HUSBANDDD

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