I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [118]

After a brief exchange of pleasantries, Zhongli introduced the newcomers to the chat group’s points system and the various items they could redeem.

Soon, the group’s attention shifted to the new features added in the system update.

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: Okay, introductions are done for now. You’ll get the hang of things as you chat more in the group. Let’s move on to something else.

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: I just checked the new system features, particularly the third one. The task system is now available. According to the explanation, completing these tasks can earn us new invitation slots for the chat group.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: Yes, I noticed that too.

Zhongli reviewed the list of tasks displayed before him, his gaze lingering on each one thoughtfully.

[Task 1 (Permanent)]: Correct the Chaos Index of the Macrocosmic Collective (Current Chaos Index: 53%; Order Index: 47%). For every 0.01% shift in the Chaos Index, the primary contributor will gain a new chat group framework, group leader privileges, and 1,000 invitation slots. Secondary contributors will receive 1,000,000 points.

[Task 2 (Permanent)]: Correct the Apathy Index of the Macrocosmic Collective (Current Apathy Index: 57%; Belief Index: 43%). For every 0.001% shift in the Apathy Index, the primary contributor will gain a new chat group framework, group leader privileges, and 1,000 invitation slots. Secondary contributors will receive 1,000,000 points.

[Task 3 (Temporary)]: Correct the Chaos Index of the Teyvat Continent (Current Chaos Index: Unknown; Current Order Index: Unknown). Warning: An untraceable lifeform of extraordinary level exists within the Teyvat Continent. Chat group users should proceed with caution.

[Task 4 (Temporary)]: Correct the Apathy Index of the Teyvat Continent (Current Apathy Index: 67%; Current Belief Index: 33%). For every 5% shift in the Apathy Index, one new chat group invitation slot will be awarded.

• Apathy Index: When a world remains stagnant without innovation, or when negativity, corruption, decay, and rigidity dominate, the Apathy Index increases.

• Belief Index: When a world aligns with forward progression, exploration, and vitality, with positivity, growth, and fluidity prevailing, the Belief Index rises.

As Zhongli contemplated these data points, Reimu shared her own tasks with the group.

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: These are my tasks. Are yours different?

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]:
[Task 3 (Temporary)]: Correct the Chaos Index of Gensokyo (Current Chaos Index: 37%; Order Index: 63%). Gensokyo is a high-order world. This task is void.
[Task 4 (Temporary)]: Correct the Apathy Index of Gensokyo (Current Apathy Index: 32%; Belief Index: 68%). Gensokyo is a high-belief world. You are blessed to live in such a world.

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: Why are my world’s Order and Belief indices so high? Even the system blessed me! Am I really living such a great life? But without tasks, how am I supposed to earn invitation slots?

[Emilia Is the Cutest (Subaru Natsuki)]: Hate to say it, but Gensokyo’s stability isn’t your doing. From what I vaguely recall of Gensokyo’s backstory, it’s implied that the incredibly strong youkai were forced to flee into a sanctuary created by the sages after humans cornered them.

[Emilia Is the Cutest (Subaru Natsuki)]: Judging by the descriptions of Order and Belief indices, it’s likely that the human societies outside Gensokyo are contributing to your world’s high values. Things like space exploration and time travel aren’t just high-tech—they’re practically miracles!

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: I see… Humans are incredible. Those supposedly invincible old hags are just a bunch of defeated losers. Hahaha! Thinking of it that way makes bullying those lonely grannies even more fun.

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: Oh, right, NEET loser. What about your Witch World? What’s its data?

[Emilia Is the Cutest (Subaru Natsuki)]: Sigh. As much as I expected things to be chaotic, I wasn’t ready for this. Chaos Index: 60%; Order Index: 40%. Apathy Index: 75%; Belief Index: 25%.

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: What about the rest of you?

[Angel Sweetheart (Puri Puri Prisoner)]: Chaos Index: 65%. Apathy Index: 49%. At least my world’s folks are diligent boys and girls.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: I had a feeling your world was chaotic based on your descriptions, but I didn’t think it’d be this bad. For the record, my world’s Chaos and Apathy indices are both 50%.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Same here. Both are 50%.

[I Definitely Won’t Date My Sister (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: Mine too. Looks like baseline worlds all have these values. Maybe we’ve found a new method to identify baseline worlds.

[I Definitely Won’t Date My Sister (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: We could even theorize whether having both indices at 50% is a requirement for a baseline world.

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: Hmm? A siscon actually had such a deep thought?

[Emilia Is the Cutest (Subaru Natsuki)]: Hmm? A siscon actually had such a deep thought? +1

[Angel Sweetheart (Puri Puri Prisoner)]: Hmm? A siscon actually had such a deep thought? +1

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Hmm? A siscon actually had such a deep thought? +1

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Ah, apologies, Kyousuke-kun. That "+1" slipped out too easily.

[Spider Lady (Reincarnated Girl)]: Not sure why, but "+1" feels fun, doesn’t it? So why not join in? Let’s go! Repeat after me!

[Spider Lady (Reincarnated Girl)]: World! World! Chaos Index: 75%! World! World! Apathy Index: 75%! World! World! Time to explode!

[Ryomen Sukuna (Yuji Itadori)]: I don’t fully understand, but Spider Lady-san, it sounds like your world is tough. By the way, my world’s Chaos Index is 52%, and Apathy Index is 51%. Pretty normal, I guess.

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T/N: what kinda outer god lives in Teyvat like HUH???

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