I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [116]

[Dreams Are Born (Miko Reimu)]: This is a bit troublesome. Normally, Nana-san would handle these kinds of explanations, but... Nana-san...

[Dreams Are Born (Miko Reimu)]: Wait, didn’t the system just say there’s an invitation slot available for the chat group? What if we use that slot to bring Nana-san back? Wouldn’t that also restore her burned memories?

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: This… logically speaking, it seems possible. When memories are burned to facilitate a resurrection, everyone in the world connected to that individual forgets their existence entirely. The person doesn’t die, but their past, history, and all records of them—photos, voices, and even written words—are erased.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: To the world, they become akin to a newborn. All the years they’ve lived turn into kindling for history’s correction.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: However, things are different for members of this chat group. Perhaps due to the group’s protection, or because we reside in other worlds, we still remember Nana-san. If we were to bring her back into the chat group, she might recover her memories. Furthermore, about the invitation slot...

Zhongli glanced at the glowing purchase icon for the invitation slot in the chat group interface, and a thought naturally arose.

If this method truly works...

Then even if I used my memories to resurrect Qingyun, even if the world’s history corrected itself and she forgot my appearance and voice, wouldn’t everything return to normal once she joined the chat group?

For the first time in ages, ripples stirred in Zhongli’s heart.

[Ordinary Girl]: Hey! Hey! Could someone say something I actually understand? Doesn’t this chat group have anyone who can explain things properly?

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: My apologies. Allow me to explain.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: New members, please introduce yourselves. First, I’ll go. I am Zhongli, the Geo Archon residing in the world of Teyvat. Pleased to meet you. I understand this situation may feel confusing at first, but rest assured, no one in this chat group means you harm.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: This is a space where countless worlds, dimensions, and universes intersect. People with vastly different personalities, habits, and even species gather here. You’re free to chat about your future plans or vent about life’s trivial annoyances. Think of it as just another group chat on your phone.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: Now, allow me to explain further…

Zhongli provided a detailed explanation, covering the group’s functions, members, and the distinctions between baseline worlds and standard worlds.

[Ordinary Girl]: I think I understand now. I’ll introduce myself. I’m Megumi Kato, a regular middle school student from Earth-13. Nothing special about me. I’ve never seen or heard of people with supernatural abilities in real life, so my world is probably what you’d call a baseline world.

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: Figures. Tch. So, Miss "Ordinary Girl," you’re in July 2012, yeah?

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Uh, yes. But, Mr. Accelerator, my name is Megumi Kato, not "Ordinary Girl." If it’s hard to remember, just call me Megumi.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Heh. My apologies, but that was amusing. Megumi-san, I think what Accelerator was asking is whether your world currently has any updates for the novel A Certain Magical Index.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: A Certain Magical Index? Oh, is that from Accelerator-san’s world? Let me check my phone.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Found it! Yes, there’s an update. According to the description, Accelerator—oh my! You’ve been through such a tumultuous story, fighting in the Third World War as a high schooler! That’s so intense. It really is like a novel!

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: Tch! Get this straight—I haven’t gone through all that yet.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Oh, right. The series has new books out.

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: What?

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: The new series is called New Testament: A Certain Magical Index. Six volumes are out already.

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: Buy them all and upload them. Now!

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: But... today’s the weekend. I was about to go to a dessert shop with my friends and then to karaoke. Pretending to be on my phone is fine, but suddenly going to buy light novels? And six volumes at once? That’d wipe out my allowance for the month.

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: Argh! Fine! I’ll send you a points transfer—200 points. Exchange it for cash and get me the books. You’ll see in the shop what 200 points can buy.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Uh, okay. But I don’t need the points. I’ll just skip buying fashion magazines this month.

[Dreams Are Born (Miko Reimu)]: Hahaha! This is priceless, Accelerator. If you’ve got points to spare, how about sending me a 200-point transfer? I’ll even pray for you before the gods.

[Emilia Is the Cutest (Subaru Natsuki)]: I’ll remember this generous act forever, Accelerator.

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: Shut up, you useless NEET! Shut up, you freeloading shrine maiden! Do you want to die?!

[Hestia-sama Is Supreme (Bell)]: Accelerator-san is surprisingly easy to read, huh?

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