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I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [119]

Skill System World

Kumoko closed the chat group interface that hovered in her vision, her thoughts drifting wildly.

Chaos Index: 75%. Apathy Index: 75%. Is the world I reincarnated into really this terrible?

No wonder I’ve been stuck in monster mode since I got here. I’ve had to fight nonstop just to survive. It’s not bad luck—it’s just that this whole world is a "Dark Souls" nightmare.

But thinking about it, at least I’m alive. I still have a chance to evolve through the monster system. Maybe I’ll even turn back into a human one day.

Compared to humans in a "Dark Souls" world, my life is full of hope. Yes, hope. Even if I’m weak now, I have hope.

Isn’t that right, my dear "Appraisal"?

The not-so-cute little spider stretched one of her front legs, brushing against the web below her.

[Appraisal: Thread Web – Durable and flexible, but vulnerable to fire.]

Thank you, Appraisal. You’re always so kind, just like Chat Group-san. Both of you are my best companions.

With two wonderful partners supporting me, I won’t let this dungeon beat me!

I’ll make it back to the human world above, bask in warm sunlight, spin webs between the trees, and listen to birds sing for me.

I’ll drink sweet water from clear streams, race across open plains, and feast on delicious sweets.

Oh, and I can even use Chat Group-san to call on my friends from other worlds. They could help me hunt monsters. If I ever run into a truly unbeatable enemy, we could go multiplayer!

Not to mention the amazing skills in Chat Group-san’s shop. I only have 100 points from signing in, but one day, I’ll afford those powerful abilities.

For example, this one: [Feather of Yuval Noah: Mind Control LV10 (Supreme), Mind Attack LV10 (Supreme), Mental Space LV10 (Supreme), Honkai Energy (n%=X)].

Or this: [Shield Amulet of the Geo Archon: Divine Shield LVMAX (Exceeds Observation Level), Absolute Protection LVMAX (Exceeds Observation Level)].

These super-strong items will be mine one day. Haha! I’m a reincarnated beauty spider with cheats!

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Witch World

Subaru Natsuki set his phone down with a complicated expression.

Before him was a dragon carriage brought from the royal palace.

Emilia and Ram had left to attend an important meeting. As someone who had only been in this mansion for a few days, Subaru naturally had no right to join them.

He understood. To Emilia and Ram, he was just an ordinary person who had only been in their lives for less than a month. At most, they might consider him a friend.

After all, no one in this world could ever know how many times Subaru had died in its loops.

No one knew he had once died to Rem’s morning star.
No one knew he had once been killed by Ram’s wind blades.
No one knew he had fallen to the curse of the dog beasts.

To Emilia, to Ram, he was merely an ordinary friend. Even to Rem, he was only a knight who had saved her once.

No one knew how many times he had died. No one remembered the histories he had erased.

Except the people in the chat group…

But Emilia is still so cute. Emilia-tan is my angel. For her smile, what does it matter what I’ve endured? What do my deaths mean?

It’s only a few deaths, after all. They’re nothing compared to those terrifying Honkai Beasts I’ve heard about.

Unable to gather intel from Emilia, Subaru shifted his gaze out the window.

In the courtyard, an elderly butler polished the dragon carriage.

With the instincts of a fledgling warrior, Subaru could sense that this butler was far stronger than Ram, Rem, or even the Margrave of the manor.

Someone of this caliber must hold a high position. Maybe I can get some information from him.

Subaru brewed the mansion’s most expensive tea and carried it out to the butler.

"Hey, old man," Subaru called softly. "Isn’t it boring staying out here all day?"

The butler stepped back suddenly, his brow furrowing as he sized up the young man before him.

"And you are…?"

"Subaru Natsuki," the boy replied with a slight smile. "The mansion’s caretaker."

The butler’s eyes scanned Subaru seriously but made no move to take the offered tea.

"Forgive me," he said gravely, "but I dare not accept tea from someone who could appear behind me undetected."

Subaru scratched his cheek awkwardly.

"Ah, sorry. I didn’t mean to startle you. It’s just a habit I haven’t broken. To show my sincerity, I’ll drink some first."

Subaru quickly poured a cup and downed it in front of the butler before offering another.
"Here, please."

The butler hesitated, then took a small sip. He nodded slightly.
"Good flavor. This must be a fine tea."

"Haha, fine enough to make the pink-haired maid chase me for three streets if she finds out," Subaru joked, crossing his arms in mock thought. "But hey, sacrifices are necessary for valuable intel, right?"

The butler chuckled.

"You’re quite the carefree warrior. Perhaps I was overly cautious. So, Subaru Natsuki, close companion to Lady Emilia, what is it you wish to know?"

"Of course, it’s about the meeting Emilia is attending. If you could share a little, I’d be deeply grateful," Subaru said, flashing a winning smile.

"Oh?"

A sweet, playful voice interrupted. Subaru shifted his stance subtly, positioning himself to react defensively if needed.

The butler beside him also tensed.

"You’re Subaru Natsuki?"

A cat-eared girl with a mischievous grin approached, sniffing at Subaru before stepping back with a flourish.

"Looks like you don’t know anything yet. See you in the capital, Subaru Natsuki."

"Let’s go, Wilhelm!" she called, her voice cheerful.

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This is a fan translation of 我,21亿岩王帝君加入聊天群 by 大一统. All rights to the original work belong to the creator. Please support them by exploring their original work or sharing it with others if you can. Thank you for reading and supporting my efforts to bring this story to a wider audience!


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