I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [121]

[Angel Sweetheart (Puri Puri Prisoner)]: Interesting. I’d love to see what kind of girl Kyosuke’s little sister is—she must be something special to make him go to such lengths to protect her. It’s really fascinating, like something straight out of a novel.

[I Definitely Won’t Date My Sister (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: You lot won’t get to invade my world, not on my watch! And just so you know, I only have a measly 800 points right now. I’ve already planned out exactly how to use them, and I’m not going to waste them buying a task card to let any of you step into my world.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Oh? So the infamous sister-obsessed Kyousuke Kousaka is actually a man who plans ahead for his future? What a coincidence—I’m the same way. Ever since I saw the knowledge cards you can buy for 100 points, I’ve been making all sorts of plans.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: It’s kind of like going to a 5,000-yen all-you-can-eat dessert buffet—I’d strategize carefully to make the most of my appetite and savor every yen of that sweet experience.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Right now, I’ve only got 75 points. Once I hit 100, my first purchase will be a [Business Knowledge Card]. It contains the expertise of top-tier business management students from the world’s leading universities in 2020. With that kind of knowledge, getting into a decent university should be no problem, right?

[I Definitely Won’t Date My Sister (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: Not bad, Kato. I like your drive. I’ve already spent my points on [Mechanical Engineering Card], [Physics Card], [Mathematics Card], [Chemistry Card], [Electronics Card], and [Energy Card]. My next target is the 1,000-point [Mechanical Engineering II] and [Energy II] cards. These contain knowledge from the world’s top universities in 2070. My goal is to create a Mobile Suit that works in our non-supernatural world.

[I Definitely Won’t Date My Sister (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: I’ll end this world’s wars. I’ll shoulder its burdens. I’ll create its hope. I am... GUNDAM!!

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Wow~~! Uh, Kyousuke, sorry, but I didn’t quite catch all of that.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Hehe~~! Kyousuke, I apologize, but I can’t help laughing at your speech. Let me sum it up in one phrase... Hmm, let me think... Oh, I’ve got it—“A man who loves the spirit of Gundam can’t be a bad guy.” Kyousuke is a good man, indeed.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Kyousuke is a good man indeed. +1.

[I Definitely Won’t Date My Sister (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: Tch. Women just don’t understand the romance of being a man.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: The romance of being a man, hmm?

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: By the way, Yukinoshita, what have you been studying? Can you share for reference?

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Uh, as for me... I wouldn’t recommend following my path. My grades are good enough to get into the University of Tokyo without much trouble, so I’ve been studying for fun—things like [Espionage Card], [Microexpression and Psychology Card], [Criminology Card], [Light Weapons Crafting and Handling Card], [Detective Studies Card], [Cold Weapons and Hand-to-Hand Combat Card]. Oh, and there’s also the 1,000-point [Espionage II Card]. My next target is the 1,000-point [Light Weapons Crafting and Handling II Card]. It’s about light weaponry from 2070—I’m really looking forward to it.

[I Definitely Won’t Date My Sister (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: ??? Yukinoshita? Aren’t you the second daughter of a prefectural assembly member and a construction company chairman? Are you secretly some elite spy? High school must feel like child’s play to you—like playing house as a spy?

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Hmph~~! Playing house? It’s just my personal interests; what does it have to do with my parents? I want to live as a true individual, and I’m not going to hide my hobbies just to fit some expectation. And you—aren’t you the one clinging to a childish, chuunibyou dream of saving the world? Even if you build your Mobile Suit, it won’t end all conflicts. If anything, your brilliance might provoke the Japanese government or disrupt global politics.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Umm, I don’t entirely understand, but both Yukinoshita and Kyousuke seem amazing. You have your own goals and charge forward toward them.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: In comparison, I’m so ordinary. Before joining this chat group, I was just a normal high school girl with no presence in class. My biggest dream was to get into Fujikawa University nearby, study a decent major, and find a job after graduation.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Then I’d marry someone who loves me and whom I don’t dislike. We’d have two kids, a boy named Ichiro and a girl named Keiko. I’d quit my job and focus on being a housewife. That’s about as far as I’ve planned for my future.

[I Definitely Won’t Date My Sister (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: So realistic! You’ve thought so far ahead that I don’t even know how to respond!

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Kato, I need to remind you—girls don’t have to rely on men to shape their lives. Now that you have this chat group, you can plan a freer, more beautiful future for yourself. Be a true individual.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: But… even now, I still want that. I love sweet and loving romances, and I want someone who loves me in return. Is that wrong?

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: It’s not about whether it’s wrong—it’s just...

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: I understand what you mean, Yukinoshita. But this is how I feel. That said, now that I have more choices, I can aim higher. How about this for a character arc: outwardly, I’m a diligent Fujikawa University student, but secretly, I’m an undefeated queen in the business world. How’s that?

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Imagine this twist: the company my beloved husband works for is just one of my insignificant assets. How’s that for a reversal?

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: …Huh?? Kato, could it be that you’re actually a secret schemer?

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Yukinoshita, you’re so funny. I’m just an ordinary high school girl.

[I Definitely Won’t Date My Sister (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: This is… unnerving. You’re scary in a way that’s totally different from Yukinoshita.

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T/N: wheres my chat group...

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