I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [122]

[Emilia Is the Cutest (Subaru Natsuki)]: How should I put it... the Base World group is really deep. At this point, I can only repeat myself. It’s kind of... scary. But in a completely different way than Yukinoshita.

[Spider Lady (Reincarnated Girl)]: Kind of... scary. But in a completely different way than Yukinoshita. +1.

[Ryomen Sukuna (Yuji Itadori)]: Kind of... scary. But in a completely different way than Yukinoshita. +1.

[Ryomen Sukuna (Yuji Itadori)]: By the way, everyone, would anyone like to visit my world for a tour? My teacher, Gojo Satoru, wants to meet you all.

[Emilia Is the Cutest (Subaru Natsuki)]: Huh?? Why?

[Dreams Come True (Bell Cranel)]: Do you have a reason for that?

[Ryomen Sukuna (Yuji Itadori)]: You might not know this, but my world has sorcerers and curses—supernatural beings and forces. My teacher is the strongest sorcerer among them. His goal is to reform the current decaying sorcerer system, and as one of his students, I’m part of his hopes for the future.

[Ryomen Sukuna (Yuji Itadori)]: At least, that was his original plan.

[Ryomen Sukuna (Yuji Itadori)]: But after I told him about the chat group, Gojo-sensei seems to have come up with a new idea. He wants people from other worlds—you all—to come to our world, learn about its situation, and share your thoughts and opinions.

[Ryomen Sukuna (Yuji Itadori)]: He believes that the collision of ideas from different worlds could create a “1+1>2” effect. Perhaps it could lead to better ways to shape the order of our world.

[Spider Lady (Reincarnated Girl)]: Uh... as for me, the most I can offer is some combat and gaming experience. My age and life experience probably aren’t enough to tackle world survival issues.

[Emilia Is the Cutest (Subaru Natsuki)]: Uh, I don’t think I’d be much help either. But I can recommend some mentors: the ever-reliable Keeper of Contracts, Zhongli-sensei, and the Crimson Plume Immortal, Fu Hua. Both of them have lived long lives, accumulating vast experiences that might assist your teacher. @Keeper of Contracts. @Crimson Plume Immortal.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: I see. I’ve read through the situation. If it’s just this, I can offer my assistance. However, I must point out that activating task mode will likely require a 10,000-point Advanced Task Card.

[Crimson Plume Immortal (Fu Hua)]: Apologies, but I don’t have the time. I’ve been quite busy lately and can’t spare the energy to visit another world.

[Ryomen Sukuna (Yuji Itadori)]: Alright, I understand. An Advanced Task Card, huh? I happen to have just enough points. Besides Zhongli-sensei, is there anyone else willing to come? I’ll provide free tea and hot pot!

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: @Ordinary Girl, hey, did you buy that New Testament: A Certain Magical Index series yet?

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Uh, sorry, I forgot. Maybe next month? I spent all my allowance at karaoke last time.

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: What?! Do you want those 200 points or not?!

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: I do, but... I really don’t have any money left.

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: Tch~~! You better hurry up. By the next time I log in, I expect to see those books. Otherwise, you can kiss your points goodbye.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Okay, okay, I’ll try my best, Accelerator-san.

[Ryomen Sukuna (Yuji Itadori)]: So... no one else is willing to come to my world? @Irredeemable Villain, Accelerator-san, what about you?

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: Tch, no time. I’m busy taking care of the brat. Besides, I’m a villain, remember? Last time in Nana’s world, I killed at least a few dozen people. Even if I came to your world, all I’d do is kill, kill, kill.

[Angel Sweetheart (Puri Puri Prisoner)]: Sorry, Itadori-boy. I can tell you’re a super good boy, but I’m afraid I can’t help. If it’s a matter of combat, maybe I could assist, but discussing world issues is out of my league.

[Ryomen Sukuna (Yuji Itadori)]: So it’s just Zhongli-sensei who’s available?

[Ryomen Sukuna (Yuji Itadori)]: Alright, I’ll report back to my teacher. Zhongli-sensei, I’ll issue you the task next time I’m online.

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Teyvat World

In a small courtyard in Liyue, rain drizzled softly.

Zhongli sat across from Guizhong, the God of Dust, a symbol of wisdom and cultivation. Despite missing 4,000 years of experience, her intelligence remained unmatched.

The two of them sat by a mossy stone table, each with a cup of tea and a sprig of mint.

On the table lay a plate of boiled quail eggs, accompanied by a dish of finely ground salt and pepper. Whoever wished to eat simply peeled an egg, dipped it in the seasoning, and popped it into their mouth.

Guizhong had just finished one. She chewed slowly, then swallowed, the motion visible along her slender, pale neck.

She extended her soft tongue, licking the salt and pepper clinging to her fingertips like a cat grooming itself, leaving a glistening sheen on her delicate fingers.

“So, someone wants you to go and discuss the future of their world?”

“How interesting... and confident of them.”

She smiled faintly, raising her slightly dampened fingers to lift her teacup for a sip.

“They must be one of the strongest individuals in their world to engage in discussions about its direction.”

“For you, this would indeed be a mutually beneficial opportunity.”

“Agreed,” Zhongli nodded slightly. “Rationally speaking, such a situation is advantageous to both parties.”

“A fair contract benefits all. Drafting such a contract would bring equity.”

“Indeed. You might even test whether their world’s chaos and entropy can be adjusted. If successful, you could potentially secure an invitation slot for the group.”

“Teyvat, as you’ve said, is far too fragile to adjust easily. But if other worlds can grant entry, then my time to join the chat group may not be far off.”

Leaning lazily against the table, Guizhong’s elegant robes spread around her like a floral tapestry. Her eyes half-closed, she murmured softly.

“I can hardly wait to visit other worlds with you, Zhongli.”

“This would be a sight even Qingyun has never seen.”

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T/N: okay no, actually the hints are just in his face he's just a fucking ROCK

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