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I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [129]

[Keeper of Contracts has entered the chat group.]

[Emilia Is the Cutest (Subaru Natsuki)]: Ah, Zhongli-sensei is here! Perfect timing—we were just discussing who to give the 1-point group invitation to.

[Emilia Is the Cutest (Subaru Natsuki)]: To be honest, I really want to give it to Emilia, but I know it’s shared property for the group.

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: Looks like you’re not completely useless, NEET. At least you know better than to hog communal resources. Even a villain like me wouldn’t touch that invitation. I’m focusing on fixing my world’s chaos level to earn one instead.

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: But seriously, what’s up with my world? The group says there are “unobservable lifeforms” here, so chaos doesn’t register at all. And yet, the belief index is sitting at 55%. What a joke.

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: Unobservable lifeforms? Sounds like your world has higher-dimensional beings even the group can’t monitor. I remember Zhongli-san saying something similar—his world’s chaos level is also unobservable due to his presence. @Keeper of Contracts. So does your world have god-tier beings that can rewrite reality at will? That’s terrifying.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: Correct. If a world contains an individual of absolute strength or a being capable of determining its fundamental rules, then the world’s chaos and order levels cannot be measured. Such fluctuations depend entirely on that being’s will.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: That is my understanding, at least.

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: @Irredeemable Villain, Accelerator, congratulations! Sounds like your world hit the cosmic jackpot.

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: Cosmic jackpot, my ass! You wanna fight, shrine maiden?

[Angel Sweetheart (Puri Puri Prisoner)]: Now, now, Accelerator-boy and Reimu-girl, don’t fight. Accelerator-boy is just anxious about whether he can protect his loved ones in such a dangerous world. Reimu-girl, you should apologize for teasing him.

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: Ah, sorry! I’ll reflect on my words. My bad, Accelerator.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: What’s everyone talking about? Oh, Accelerator-san, I got you the books you wanted: A Certain Magical Index: New Testament, Volumes 1-6. They’re uploaded now.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: But wow, Accelerator-san, your world is just like a light novel! The battles between magic and science in the original series were already absurd, but the third world war resolved by a few high schoolers? Ridiculous! And New Testament goes even further—it’s downright terrifying. Is the author just making stuff up as he goes?

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: In New Testament, they introduce beings like “Angels” and “Magic Gods.” Hold on, let me copy some info from the wiki...

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: “Magic Gods are a concept in the light novel A Certain Magical Index: New Testament. They are unique magicians who have ascended to godhood by mastering all magical knowledge. Through special rituals, they elevate themselves to a divine state. Fully-realized Magic Gods possess infinite power and can overturn all laws of existence. To them, the world is as fragile as glass.”

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: “Magic Gods are omnipotent beings capable of creating anything they desire—wealth, fame, status, history, reality, even resurrecting the dead.”

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: So overpowered! They’re basically the God from the Bible!

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: Magic Gods???
[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: MAGIC GODS?!

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: ...I’m sorry. I’m so sorry, Accelerator. I shouldn’t have joked earlier. My deepest apologies.

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: I’ll prostrate myself, lie on the floor, and bare my belly in submission...

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: I’ve reviewed the materials Megumi Kato shared.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: Against beings of this caliber, I could perhaps manage a draw at best. Defeating them? I cannot envision it. Fortunately, in Volumes 1-6, direct confrontation with such entities is not required. However, the young man named Kamijou Touma truly embodies courage and justice.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: Though I may not reach his level, my respect for him is boundless.

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: ...

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: Hmph. Got it. I’m not that fragile. Logging off to study these books. By the way, here’s your point transfer, Megumi.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Oh, thank you! But Accelerator-san, don’t overthink it. Your world won’t descend into chaos overnight.

[Irredeemable Villain (Accelerator)]: Tch. A little girl comforting me? Don’t worry—I’m not so easily scared.

[Emilia Is the Cutest (Subaru Natsuki)]: Alright, let’s get back on topic. Who should we give the 1-point invitation to?

[Emilia Is the Cutest (Subaru Natsuki)]: I was thinking we could re-invite Nana, but unfortunately, ever since she lost her chat group privileges, we can’t access her world anymore.

Zhongli frowned slightly at this statement. A thought occurred to him, and he typed into the chat.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: I can still enter Nana’s world—without the chat group’s assistance.

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T/N: WHATTT HOW STRONG ARE THE MAGIC GODS?? THJATS CRAZY

This is a fan translation of 我,21亿岩王帝君加入聊天群 by 大一统. All rights to the original work belong to the creator. Please support them by exploring their original work or sharing it with others if you can. Thank you for reading and supporting my efforts to bring this story to a wider audience!

Comments

They OP. But they are slightly exagerrated. Zhongli would slap them, ez, no cap. Aleister the bbeg of magical index, is doing all he does, to klll them.

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