I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [133]

--- [Keeper of Contracts has joined the chat group] ---

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: The matter is resolved. Miss Nana has officially accepted her invitation to the chat group. @Talentless Nana

[Talentless Nana]: Hello, everyone. I am Nana. It’s such a pleasure to see you all again.

[Talentless Nana (Nana)]: Mr. Zhongli, thank you—truly, thank you. I never imagined I’d ever have the chance to meet everyone again.

[Talentless Nana (Nana)]: Even though I’ve made so many mistakes and hurt so many people...

[Talentless Nana (Nana)]: I’m sorry. I got a bit emotional.... Please give me a moment to calm down.

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Natsuki Subaru)]: Wow, Nana, you’re really back! And it looks like you’ve regained your memories? Man, the abilities of this chat group are seriously impressive.

[Talentless Nana (Nana)]: Yes, I’ve recovered all my memories. I now carry the lives of two Nanas, the happiness of two Nanas. It’s all thanks to the help of everyone in this chat group. Truly, thank you all. If there’s anything you need from me, I won’t hesitate to help.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Honestly, I’m starting to wonder if restoring your memories was a good idea. According to Mr. Zhongli, the memoryless you was living a very happy life in your world. Now, suddenly returning those painful memories to you and forcing you to bear all that alone...

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: It feels a little cruel, doesn’t it?

[Talentless Nana (Nana)]: No, Yukinoshita-san. Pain is an essential part of life. Watching my beloved classmates live joyously again, looking forward to their bright futures—it fills me with more happiness than any mere pleasant memory ever could.

[Talentless Nana (Nana)]: True joy, from the bottom of my heart, is something I could never forget.

[Crimson Plume Immortal (Fu Hua)]: Indeed, memories are the proof of one’s existence, whether they’re beautiful or painful. Whether they carry the sorrows of life or the joys of love, they are all a part of who we are.

[Crimson Plume Immortal (Fu Hua)]: To lack memories would make one no different from a machine missing its core. Such a life would inevitably feel like a lie.

[Angel Sweetheart (Puri Puri Prisoner)]: Fu Hua seems to have some deep feelings about memory! Boys and girls, make sure to pay attention!

[Eternally Admiring (Bell)]: Yes, our god has taught us that even painful memories are proof of growth. To mature as a person, one must accumulate memories of hardship. I don’t fully understand this yet, but I feel like I will someday.

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Natsuki Subaru)]: By the way, Nana, every time a new member joins the group, you always give them an introduction. You’ve been gone for a while, so I’m guessing you haven’t met the three newest members yet, right?

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Natsuki Subaru)]: How about you give a proper introduction this time? They might know the group by now, but they probably know very little about you.

[Talentless Nana (Nana)]: Hmm... Alright. Subaru-kun, it seems like you’ve matured quite a bit during my absence.

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Natsuki Subaru)]: Hahaha, I have Zhongli-sensei to thank for that! The current me isn’t the same as before. I’m now someone who can back Emilia during the royal election. If I didn’t strive to improve, how could I claim my love for her is the greatest?

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Natsuki Subaru)]: They say, “A scholar who has been away for three days must be looked at with new eyes.” It’s been far longer than three days for us, Nana. I’ll look at you anew, and you should look at me anew too.

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Natsuki Subaru)]: @Ryomen Sukuna, @Ordinary Girl, @Reality’s Trash Game.

[Ordinary Girl (Megumi Kato)]: Yes? What is it, Natsuki-senpai?

[Reality’s Trash Game (Spider Girl)]: I’m here! I’m here! It’s me, Spider Girl! I just ate a bunch of monkeys and was about to nap when I saw your ping, Natsuki-senpai! Here I am, sparkling and ready!

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Natsuki Subaru)]: @Ryomen Sukuna.

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Natsuki Subaru)]: ...Looks like Itadori isn’t checking his phone. Oh well, two newcomers are enough for now.

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Natsuki Subaru)]: Alright then, Nana, please go ahead.

[Talentless Nana (Nana)]: Hello, everyone. And hello, newcomers. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Talentless Nana, from Earth 334. In my world, there are many superpowered individuals who dedicate their abilities to humanity’s happiness and progress. As such, superpowered people are highly respected in my world.

[Talentless Nana (Nana)]: I, on the other hand, am a mere powerless individual trying to survive in a school for superpowered students. That’s all about me.

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Natsuki Subaru)]: Wait! One more thing! You need to explain the chaos and laziness levels of your world. That’s a new chat group feature. If you don’t know what it is, check the guide first!

[Talentless Nana (Nana)]: Ah, I’ve read it. My world’s Chaos level is currently at 45%, and its Apathy level is at 46%. Moreover, both metrics are steadily decreasing. This world is becoming better and better.

[Talentless Nana (Nana)]: And all of this is thanks to everyone in the chat group. Especially you, Zhongli-sensei, for forming that contract with me. You saved me and saved this world.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: A contract is a contract. Once it is established, I shall fulfill its terms.

[Talentless Nana (Nana)]: Even so, I must thank you.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: As you wish.

--- [Keeper of Contracts has left the chat group] ---

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In Teyvat, Zhongli’s Home

A young woman with a neat apron and a housewife’s bun glanced over her shoulder at Zhongli, who was meditating at the stone table.

Seeing the faint smile on his lips, she couldn’t help but mirror it.

“What’s this? Something made even you—a rock—smile?” she teased lightly.

Zhongli shook his head softly, choosing not to answer.

But the gentle smile on his face remained, carried by the spring breeze.

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T/N: ITS BECAUSE THE MEMORIES CAME BACKK HIS PLAN CAN WORK

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