I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [149]

One step forward, and Zhongli left the planet.

Another step, and he departed the Jujutsu world entirely.

In the void beyond, the seven-headed dragon stirred, its fourteen golden eyes opening in unison.

Zhongli’s massive form undulated through the emptiness, rippling waves across the void as he pondered his gains and losses.

The last time he had descended into this world as the Geo Archon, Rex Lapis, it had been through a technique shared by Gojo Satoru—a method of entering the Limitless Void’s inner domain. There, Zhongli discovered that this world brimmed with spirits—entities born from the essence of existence itself.

The cursed energy of sorcerers could manipulate these spirits to create techniques.
The cursed energy of ordinary humans, spilling out without purpose, distorted these spirits into curses.

When Zhongli had glimpsed the spirits tied to this world’s foundation, he realized that it likely harbored mountain spirits, earth spirits, and ocean spirits—manifestations of its natural essence.

But today, for the first time, he had encountered a spirit of the earth and a spirit of humanity: Jogo, the fiery volcano-headed curse, and Mahito, the patchwork embodiment of human malice.

The moment Zhongli saw them, inspiration struck.

Thus, he had made a promise to Jogo—a prophecy that fifty years later, the spirits of this world would be reborn in a new form.

Likewise, he carefully purified Mahito’s chaotic essence, removing all harmful impurities. What remained was a pristine, untainted spirit of humanity, free from the burdens of consciousness.

Finally, Zhongli entrusted this refined spirit to the inner depths of the Limitless Void, where it would incubate over time, emerging as something greater.

With these affairs concluded, Zhongli prepared to leave the world behind, allowing time to nurture the seeds he had planted—the spirits of humanity and the earth.

Just as he was about to sway his tail and depart, a peculiar sound echoed in his ears.

[Beep, beep, beep! Beep, beep, beep!]

Zhongli immediately recognized it as the notification chime from the multiverse chat group.

At first, he assumed it was Itadori Yuji expressing gratitude or summoning him once more.

To his surprise, the message was an entirely new request:

—Keeper of Contracts enters the chat group—

[Dust Archon (Guizhong)]: A few days ago, Liyue held its Lantern Rite Festival. Such a beautiful tradition. [Image: Lanterns floating in the night sky] [Image: Hands held under the lantern light].

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: Whoa! When did the chat group get an image-sharing function?! Amazing! I need to try this!

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: Look! [Image: A shrine maiden sipping tea] [Image: Traditional snacks on a tray]. Ohhh! It works perfectly—so much clearer than those occasional cameras that drift in from the Outside World.

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: The chat system is truly divine.

[Spider Girl]: Wait, for real? Let me try! [Image: A labyrinth full of spider webs].

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: Spider Girl, you’re an actual spider?! Also, your world sounds chaotic and lazy to the extreme. No offense, but your reincarnation situation is way worse than Subaru’s. @Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate

[Spider Girl]: No need to pity me! I’m super happy with my life right now. Sure, it’s tough—losing limbs every day, occasionally going blind, and being surrounded by terrifying monsters that could crush me in my sleep. But hey, I’m surviving just fine!

[Spider Girl]: Honestly, I’ve worked so hard that I’ve exceeded my survival goals in this dungeon. It’s not as bad as it sounds!

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Spider Girl, you truly inspire with your effort. Compared to you… I have much to learn. I, too, must strive harder to face my challenges.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Once, I rebelled immaturely against the constraints of my family—a privileged yet suffocating position tied to politics.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: But now, I understand. I will face it with honesty, breaking free of the chains placed upon me.

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: Isn’t that like what that gothic monk said? "Originally, there is nothing; where does dust alight?" Yukinoshita, have you attained enlightenment?

[Megumi Kato]: Wow, Yukinoshita-san and Spider Girl are amazing. I envy your resolve and insights. Also… gothic monk? Reimu-san, are you living in a game world?

[To Hell with Gods (Accelerator)]: [Image: Misaka’s Last Order].

[Megumi Kato]: ??? Accelerator-kun, why are you sharing a picture of a little girl?

[To Hell with Gods (Accelerator)]: …

[Megumi Kato]: Oh! That’s Misaka-san, right? She’s so cute in the novels, but seeing her picture is even better.

[Megumi Kato]: But Accelerator-kun, did you ask for her permission before posting? Secretly taking pictures of girls is NG—especially when they’re so young. That’s just… creepy.

[Megumi Kato]: Wait… Accelerator-kun, are you a lolicon?!

[To Hell with Gods (Accelerator)]: …

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: Whoa, Megumi Kato just silenced Accelerator! Amazing!

[I Definitely Won’t Date My Sister (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: Incredible!!

[Dust Archon (Guizhong)]: +1!

[Dreams Come True (Reimu Hakurei)]: +1!

[Megumi Kato]: Please stop repeating yourselves. I wasn’t trying to argue with Accelerator-kun. Accelerator-kun, please don’t be upset!

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