I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [150]

[To Hell with Gods (Accelerator)]: Tch... what a pain. I’m logging off.

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Subaru Natsuki)]: Everyone, I need your help. Urgently.
@Keeper of Contracts @I’m Having Ten Kids with Kobayashi @To Hell with Gods @Angel Sweetheart @Crimson Plume Immortal @Dust Archon

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: What is the matter? You seem distressed.

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Subaru Natsuki)]: Master Zhongli, it’s urgent. I’ve been trapped in a place I can’t escape from… and I’ve finally come face-to-face with the so-called witches of my reincarnated “Witch’s World.”

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: You’ve encountered witches? As I recall, you mentioned once that every time you resurrect after death, you hear the Witch of Envy's voice. The more painful and frequent your deaths, the clearer her voice becomes. Is that correct?

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Subaru Natsuki)]: Yes, Master Zhongli. And… it’s embarrassing to admit, but recently, I’ve begun understanding what she says.

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Subaru Natsuki)]: She says, “I love you.”

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Subaru Natsuki)]: Can you believe it? The Witch of Envy's, the Devourer of Witches, the Destroyer of the World, the deity worshipped by the Witch Cult, is in love with me.

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Subaru Natsuki)]: I love you, she says, while dragging me into this world and granting me this wretched power. How ironic, right?

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: ...You’ve endured much, Subaru Natsuki. I imagine you’ve died countless times. Yet your clarity of mind remains intact—such strength of will is admirable, even by my standards.

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Subaru Natsuki)]: ...No, I’ve broken down before… I’ve given up…

...

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Subaru Natsuki)]: Sorry, I needed to cry for a bit. I’m okay now.

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Subaru Natsuki)]: I’m sorry, Master Zhongli... but I don’t want to die anymore! I don’t want to be eaten alive by those rabbits again. I don’t want to see Rem and Ram die horrible deaths. I don’t want to watch Beatrice clutch that damned gospel while refusing to leave the library. I want to save them. I want to save everyone. Master Zhongli, please help me.

[Dust Archon (Guizhong)]: Such arrogance—to be a mere mortal and yet wish to save everyone.

[Dust Archon (Guizhong)]: But it is exactly that arrogance I admire in mortals. For all their frailty, they embody courage, ambition, and hope. Their weaknesses birth strength, love, and determination.

[Dust Archon (Guizhong)]: Subaru Natsuki, I know your story. A man who dares defy fate to save all he loves—I am willing to assist you.

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Subaru Natsuki)]: Thank you! Thank you so much, Guizhong… Teacher’s Wife??

[Dreams Come True (Hakurei Reimu)]: !!!!

[Dreams Come True (Hakurei Reimu)]: You NEET trash… seriously?!

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: Ahem. Proceed with your task request.

[Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate (Subaru Natsuki)]: On it.

[Task Created by Hail to Emilia, the Monarch Candidate]:

[Type]: Advanced Task
[Duration]: Short-Term, Temporary
[Requirements]: Combat-Oriented Members Preferred

[Objective]: In the Witch’s World, the witches reign supreme.

The Witches of Sin include:

• Echidna, the Witch of Greed;

• Minerva, the Witch of Wrath;

• Daphne, the Witch of Gluttony;

• Typhon, the Witch of Pride;

• Sekhmet, the Witch of Sloth;

• Carmilla, the Witch of Lust;

...and the origin of it all:

• Satella, the Witch of Envy who devours all.

The boy loved by Satella is trapped in an endless loop of death and despair. Even his resolve is beginning to falter. A meeting with the witches grants him hope… but also deeper despair.

Will you save him? Or this world?

The choice is yours. But remember: witches are the embodiment of desires—unfathomable, inhuman beings. Humanity cannot comprehend them, yet they can effortlessly control humanity.

[Warning]: This task involves significant risk. Non-combat members are advised against participation.

[Reward]: 5,000 Points (Base Reward for Advanced Tasks).

In the void, Zhongli observed the mission request with calm eyes.

Without hesitation, he clicked [Accept].

Zhongli’s decision wasn’t out of sympathy for Subaru Natsuki. His true interest lay in Subaru’s [Return by Death] ability—a phenomenon of time reversal.

Zhongli himself could manipulate time, but the process required immense preparation and came at great cost. Subaru’s ability, in contrast, seemed as effortless as breathing.

This intrigued him.

Assisting Subaru in overcoming this trial was only part of Zhongli’s plan. More than anything, he sought to uncover the mechanics behind Subaru’s unique power.

Zhongli activated the mission. Fourteen pairs of golden eyes closed as he awaited the chat group’s transfer process.

After several seconds, something felt off.

Zhongli was still in the void above the Jujutsu world. He hadn’t moved an inch.

Instead, his chat system began flooding with notifications:

[System Notification]: Keeper of Contracts has accepted an Advanced Task.

[System Notification]: Initiating space-time transfer…

[System Notification]: Space-time transfer failed.

[System Notification]: Analyzing…

[System Notification]: Analysis complete.

[Error Detected]: Current user is classified as a [Non-Determinable Entity]. Space-time transfer cannot process the user’s main body.

[System Notification]: Attempting corrections.

[System Notification]: Apologies, Keeper of Contracts. Chat Group AI Subsystem #332561 reports the following:

[Your main body has exceeded the system’s operational limits. To utilize space-time transfer, please dispatch an avatar or subordinate projection. We appreciate your understanding—energy efficiency is paramount.]

“Hmm?”

Fourteen golden eyes blinked in unison.

“...Hmm?”

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T/N: bro is too strong now

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