I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [157]

—The Witch of Contracts and Justice?

Zhongli was momentarily surprised.

He could clearly feel that the world itself was attempting to pull a fragment of his essence into it.

And before his eyes, the concepts of Contract and Justice rapidly gathered, as if trying to take form in his presence.

An understanding settled in his mind—if he allowed it, he could claim these concepts as his own.

He could become like the witches before him.

A true Witch of This World.

But, forgive him, he must decline.

Zhongli did not yet understand the relationship between this world and its witches.

But one truth was self-evident—

A freely offered gift is often laced with poison.

That mere witnessing of a contract between Subaru and Echidna would grant him dominion over Contract and Justice?

How absurd.

In his six thousand years of life, he had never once encountered such a thing.

And now, suddenly, fate presents this opportunity before him?

How convenient.

There was undoubtedly some hidden cost.

And so, he silently refused the world's invitation.

The gathered concepts of Contract and Justice, unable to find a vessel, quietly dispersed into the void.

Even Guizhong, standing beside him, remained unaware of this unseen transaction—of its arrival and its departure.

Only the Witch of Greed cast him a brief, puzzled glance.

But she did not voice her thoughts.

Because, before her, stood something even more captivating—

Natsuki Subaru.

"Then, our contract is sealed."

She released Subaru’s hand, smiling faintly.

"I look forward to seeing you fulfill your chosen path in this loop—saving everyone."

"Natsuki Subaru… kun."

Then, without warning, she took a step forward—her delicate frame pressing close.

Soft, warm lips brushed against the corner of Subaru’s mouth.

His eyes widened in shock.

Before he could react, Echidna had already stepped back, hands held behind her back, her mischievous smirk in place.

"This is a witch’s kiss~."

"You—!"

Subaru wasn’t sure whether to feel flustered or furious.

But almost instinctively, his mind wandered.

—His first kiss had been with Emilia.

—His second was now taken by Echidna.

—So who would be his third? Rem? Or perhaps—?

Wait… why are both of my first two kisses so… unconventional?

His thoughts were an open book to the Witch of Greed.

Lifting a slender, pale finger, Echidna traced her own lips, her tongue flicking out to taste the lingering warmth. A glistening drop of saliva shimmered on her fingertip as she gazed at him with amusement.

"This is a blessing," she declared.

"A gift bestowed upon the warrior who dares to challenge the witches."

"Accept it, Subaru-kun. I acknowledge you as a knight—one who dares to defy sin itself."

"And should you triumph—"

"The Witch of Greed shall become your prisoner. Your pet."

"So go ahead—earn your victory, Subaru-kun. Let me see what you are capable of."

Subaru clenched his fists, determination burning in his eyes.

"Of course, Echidna."

"I will pull you free from your Greed. I will spend my entire life correcting your twisted nature."

"Even if the world itself rejects me, I will change this chaotic, broken world with my own hands."

"I will love Emilia forever."

"I will save everyone—including the witches. Including the one who claims to love me, the one who gave me this cursed power of Return by Death—Satella."

"I will save them all."

"This is my selfish salvation. I do not need your gratitude. I do not need your praise."

"This is simply the will of a man named Natsuki Subaru—nothing more, nothing less."

Echidna’s pupils dilated slightly.

For the first time, her ever-present smile wavered.

She stared at Subaru in silence.

And after a long moment, she let out a soft sigh.

"Then, let our contract… begin."

With those words, she raised her glistening fingertip and lightly tapped Subaru’s forehead.

His body immediately dissolved into light.

"Now then, Accelerator, Puri Puri Prisoner," Zhongli addressed the two remaining members of the chat group.

"You will return alongside Subaru."

"As for us three, we shall remain here. If any issues arise, contact us through the chat group."

Zhongli pressed his hands together in a gesture of finality—

A ripple of golden energy spread through the air—

And in the next instant, Accelerator and Puri Puri Prisoner vanished in streaks of golden light.

With all necessary parties now gone, Echidna snapped her fingers.

The dreamscape, previously marred by destruction, immediately restored itself.

The ground returned to its pristine state, and the tea party’s table and chairs reappeared, pristine and elegant.

"Zhongli-kun, Guizhong-kun, and our dear dragon lady—come, have a seat."

Echidna’s voice was light, inviting.

"We have front-row seats to witness Subaru’s grand performance in this loop."

"Hmm. A fine tea set," Zhongli mused.

"But as a god of Teyvat, I am not accustomed to such furniture."

"Then, let us make adjustments."

He brought his palms together once more—

And with a gentle clap, the entire dreamscape shifted.

Lush bamboo forests and cascading waterfalls sprouted from the once-flat plains, transforming the landscape into a vision of Liyue.

The air filled with the soft hum of silk strings and wind chimes, a gentle, meditative melody weaving through the space.

The ornate tea table faded, replaced by a simple yet refined stone table.

In the midst of this transformed realm, Zhongli turned to Echidna and gracefully gestured toward the seats.

"Echidna," he said smoothly, "you may wish to try Liyue’s finest Glaze Lily Pastries. And… a cup of Qingxin Tea."

"A most excellent remedy for… excessive desires.

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"Ha—!"

Subaru shot upright, gasping.

He coughed twice, clearing his lungs, then braced himself on the ground, steadying his breath.

When his vision cleared, he immediately noticed two figures standing nearby.

Accelerator. Puri Puri Prisoner.

Both stood with crossed arms, their expressions serious.

Subaru raised a hand in greeting.

"Yo, villain-kun! Looks like we’re in this together again."

"Tch—"

Accelerator scoffed, not even bothering to turn toward him.

"Look around, dumbass. Notice anything wrong?"

"Huh?"

Subaru blinked and glanced around.

His brow furrowed.

Then—

His eyes widened in horror.

"Wait—"

"Where’s Emilia?!"

"Why didn’t she wake me up with a lap pillow?!"

"Where is she?!"

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T/N: no lap pillow? time to crash out

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