The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [186]

At Third-Round Knockout, Jia Changjiang captivated the crowd with his retelling of Wu Song’s story. Despite many unfamiliar terms, the patrons were enthralled by the freshness of the tale.

In this story, there were no Visions—only a fearless hero who relied on his own courage and strength. Wu Song’s feats—drinking eighteen bowls of strong wine before slaying a tiger on Jingyang Ridge and avenging his brother—left the audience in awe.

As Jia Changjiang delivered the final line—

"Like a demon lord descending from the heavens, truly a mortal star deity!"

—the tavern erupted in cheers. Many patrons etched this audacious phrase into their memories, reveling in the boldness of its imagery.

Amid the applause, a voice echoed in Jia Changjiang’s mind:

[Conditions met. Achievement unlocked.]
[Title acquired: Mortal Star Deity!]
[All evils retreat, all gods yield… the Star Deity descends!]
[When equipped, gain enhancements and special abilities based on physical capacity.]

The sudden notification piqued Jia Changjiang’s interest. Finally, that stuck achievement is unlocked? Sounds intriguing.

When he stepped down from the platform, Lumine eagerly approached. “Jia Changjiang, was that story from your homeland?”

“Even though I didn’t understand some of it, it sounded so impressive!” Paimon chimed in with wide eyes. “Do you have more stories like that?”

“Haha! Not bad, huh? Wu Song slaying the tiger was my favorite growing up—I still remember it vividly,” Jia Changjiang said with a hearty laugh. “I’ve got plenty of stories. If you’re interested, I can share more in the future.”

Listening to their conversation, Zhongli sipped his wine and nodded approvingly. “Like a demon lord descending from the heavens, truly a mortal star deity… That phrase will linger in many minds tonight. Well-written.”

“Right? I love that line too,” Jia Changjiang replied with a grin. “Who doesn’t dream of being a hero?”

“But it’s getting late,” he said, glancing outside. “That’s it for tonight. Next time, if we’re back here for drinks, I’ll tell you about another tale… How about the story of the Monkey King rebelling against the heavens?”

“Really? When’s the next time we’re coming here?” Lumine asked eagerly.

Paimon added, “The rice balls are delicious, and the storytelling is amazing!”

“Who knows? I’m not a professional storyteller,” Jia Changjiang chuckled. “It’ll depend on my mood. For now, we’ve got to prepare to meet Ningguang again.”

“You’ve met Ningguang before?” Lumine asked sharply, her eyes narrowing.

“When?!”

“Ahaha… come on, Zhongli, let’s have another drink…” Jia Changjiang quickly deflected, raising his bowl toward Zhongli.

“Don’t change the subject! Explain yourself!” Lumine protested.

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The next day, Jia Changjiang and Lumine climbed to the highest point of Mt. Tianheng, gazing at the Jade Chamber floating above Liyue Harbor.

“There it is—the Jade Chamber!” Paimon said, pointing excitedly before crossing her arms in frustration. “But I messed up! As your guide, I don’t know how to get us up there… I could fly, but…”

Lumine squinted at the distant structure. “Ganyu didn’t tell us how to get there.”

“Why don’t you fly me up? I trust you!” Lumine teased.

“No way! We’d both fall into the sea!” Paimon shot back, pouting. “And don’t forget, Mr. Jax is with us too!”

“There’s got to be a way up!” Lumine said determinedly, clenching her fists. “If all else fails, we can ask Zhongli. He’s useless with money, but he knows a lot about obscure things.”

“That’s true… Oh! Isn’t that the Guizhong Ballista?” Paimon exclaimed, spotting the towering mechanism. “We could use it to launch you up there!”

“…Paimon, do you secretly hate me?” Lumine glared.

Paimon shrank back. “It’s just a tiny bit unsafe…”

Looking toward the ballista, Lumine noticed movement around it. She tugged Jia Changjiang’s sleeve. “Hey, check it out. Are those Treasure Hoarders again?”

“Looks like it. Should we investigate?” Jia Changjiang suggested.

“I’m in!” Lumine said, rolling her shoulders. “If it is Treasure Hoarders, we’ll take them down as a gift to Liyue—proof we’re good people here for peace!”

Without waiting, Lumine dashed toward the ballista.

“A gift should probably be something more appropriate…” Jia Changjiang muttered before following with Paimon close behind.

When Lumine arrived, she unsheathed her one-handed sword, only to find herself face-to-face with a group of Millelith soldiers armed with spears.

The Millelith, startled by her sudden appearance, quickly assumed a defensive formation.

“Halt! Who are you?! Trespassing in a restricted area with a weapon—what are you planning?!”

“Restrain the suspicious individuals!” the Millelith captain ordered, spears pointing at Lumine and Paimon.

“Hey! We’re honored guests invited by Ningguang! You can’t treat us like this!” Paimon argued, only for the captain to retort, “Honored guests? Why would guests of the Tianquan be lurking in the mountains, armed and ready to fight?”

“Uh…” Paimon faltered, unable to respond.

The captain didn’t hesitate. “Seize them!”

“If you come any closer, don’t blame me for fighting back!” Lumine said, ready to defend herself.

Just then, Jia Changjiang sauntered down from the mountain path, looking relaxed.

“Lumine, Paimon, why the rush? What’s the hurry?”

He took in the tense scene, raising an eyebrow at the Millelith and Lumine, who seemed moments away from clashing. “Huh. A fight brewing?”

Cracking his knuckles, he grinned. “Let me handle this!”

Jia Changjiang strode toward the Millelith, but as soon as they recognized him, the soldiers lowered their weapons.

“It’s you! Mr. Jia!”

The captain stepped forward, his expression shifting to one of excitement.

“You’re the one who persuaded the adepti! I was part of that unit! So these two are your companions?”

“Huh?” Lumine turned to Jia Changjiang, her eyes narrowing suspiciously.

“What exactly have you been up to?”

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