I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [50]

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli):

------ Keeper of Contracts has joined the chat group ------

Emilia Is Super Cute (Subaru Natsuki): Mr. Zhongli has joined!

Incurable Villain (Accelerator): What’s this? Why the hell does this guy get a notification when he joins the group?

Angel Sweetheart (Puri-Puri Prisoner): Zhongli, are you currently in Teyvat?

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): Curious. Why would my entry trigger a notification? Based on your reactions, this hasn’t happened before.

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): Please hold for a moment. I will investigate.

Angel Sweetheart (Puri-Puri Prisoner): Could it be related to the permissions dropped when Nana passed away?

Emilia Is Super Cute (Subaru Natsuki): Nana passed away? What happened? What are you all talking about? What exactly happened in Nana’s world?

Incurable Villain (Accelerator): Pipe down, you useless NEET. Nana isn’t dead-dead. That lying troublemaker just left the chat group, that’s all.

Emilia Is Super Cute (Subaru Natsuki): Left the chat group? What do you mean?

Angel Sweetheart (Puri-Puri Prisoner): It’s complicated. How should I put it... It’s better if Zhongli explains it. Accelerator and I were just executors of the plan and didn’t see the full picture.

Angel Sweetheart (Puri-Puri Prisoner): But one thing is certain: Nana received the greatest gift of her life. Absolutely.

Shrine Maiden Reimu (Reimu Hakurei): I have a bad feeling about this. Please no, not another tragedy like the one with Homura Akemi! I can’t handle more heartbreak!

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): Apologies. I have confirmed that this new permission stems from Nana’s world.

Emilia Is Super Cute (Subaru Natsuki): Forget that for now—what happened to Nana?

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): Hmm... it’s difficult to explain briefly. If I attempt to describe it in the chat, it will consume a significant amount of space.

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): I will compile a document about Nana, the mind-reader, and upload it to the group’s file section. You can read it at your leisure.

After Zhongli’s message, the chat fell silent as members began accessing the file. Several minutes passed before activity resumed.

Emilia Is Super Cute (Subaru Natsuki): So that’s what happened...

Hestia-sama Is Supreme (Bell Cranel): Unbelievable.

Hestia-sama Is Supreme (Bell Cranel): I still don’t understand how reversing the timeline like that is even possible. Is this truly within the reach of mortals—or even gods?

Hestia-sama Is Supreme (Bell Cranel): Mr. Zhongli, are you some kind of supreme god? Could you come to my world?

Hestia-sama Is Supreme (Bell Cranel): Ah, forgive me. I got carried away. I’ll go offline now and consult Hestia-sama about this.

Emilia Is Super Cute (Subaru Natsuki): Oh, Bell, you’re always so dramatic. Isn’t my “Return by Death” ability basically the same thing?

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): No, it’s far more complex than it appears. Having performed such an operation myself, I now realize how peculiar your “Return by Death” ability truly is.

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): I have some theories about it, but... let’s save that discussion for when I have more certainty.

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): Now, regarding the permissions that emerged after Nana’s “departure.” Neither Accelerator nor Puri-Puri Prisoner had any interest in them. And since the resurrected Nana was rejected by the system, I brought them out myself.

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): After some initial research, I haven’t reached any conclusions yet. I wanted to discuss it with you all, but as soon as I opened the chat, the permissions integrated into my interface.

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): It granted me... peculiar features, to put it mildly.

Shrine Maiden Reimu (Reimu Hakurei): What kind of features? Discounts on group purchases?

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): Not quite. It’s akin to the privileges merchants in my city offer to entice customers—small perks to enhance their experience. Unexpectedly, the chat group seems to operate on a similar principle.

Shrine Maiden Reimu (Reimu Hakurei): Get to the point. What are these perks?

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): For instance, whenever I join the chat, it announces:

“------ Keeper of Contracts has joined the chat group ------”

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): And when I leave:

“------ Keeper of Contracts has exited the chat group ------”

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): I can also customize my chat avatar now.

Shrine Maiden Reimu (Reimu Hakurei): Wait... is that all?

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): There’s one more. I can type in different colors.

Incurable Villain (Accelerator): What the hell kind of trash permissions are these? Are you planning to become a rainbow pony or something?

Angel Sweetheart (Puri-Puri Prisoner): ......

Emilia Is Super Cute (Subaru Natsuki): ...... +1

Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli): Well then, I’ve shared the details of Nana’s story and these new permissions. I have other matters to attend to, so I’ll be stepping away. If anything urgent arises, feel free to message me privately.

------ Keeper of Contracts has exited the chat group ------

Emilia Is Super Cute (Subaru Natsuki): That notification really exists! It’s silly, but I kind of want it now. I’d pay 100 yen a month for this!

Shrine Maiden Reimu (Reimu Hakurei): Why doesn’t the chat group offer practical perks like shopping discounts or daily free draws? Learn to run a business, chat group-san!

Angel Sweetheart (Puri-Puri Prisoner): Subaru-boy, by the way—did you resolve your situation?

Emilia Is Super Cute (Subaru Natsuki): Of course! I survived and am heading to the royal capital with the cutest Emilia-tan!

Shrine Maiden Reimu (Reimu Hakurei): Ah, if only someone would donate to a poor shrine maiden like me! I have to work for those pesky youkai just to make ends meet. Have pity, everyone!

Emilia Is Super Cute (Subaru Natsuki):

------ Emilia Is Super Cute (Subaru Natsuki) has exited the chat group ------

Angel Sweetheart (Puri-Puri Prisoner):

------ Angel Sweetheart (Puri-Puri Prisoner) has exited the chat group ------

Incurable Villain (Accelerator):

------ Incurable Villain (Accelerator) has exited the chat group ------

Shrine Maiden Reimu (Reimu Hakurei): ...What?! Is this some new way to bully me?!

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T/N: LMAOOO who needs special perms when u can just text it then leave also this will be accessible on webnovel tomorrow!

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