I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [70]

“This is your favorite almond tofu, paired with an exotic salad prepared by the Traveler. It’s brimming with foreign flavors!”

Paimon eagerly presented the food, her tone dripping with enthusiasm.

In front of her stood a youthful figure of extraordinary beauty. His fair skin and delicate features made him appear otherworldly, and a crimson teardrop-shaped gem was embedded in the center of his forehead. His right arm, exposed, bore intricate jade-green tattoos. A menacing oni mask rested on his back, while three jade talismans hung from his waist.

This was none other than Xiao, the Conqueror of Demons and Guardian Yaksha of Liyue.

As he ate the dishes prepared and purchased by the Traveler, Xiao listened intently to her recount the events surrounding the assassination of the Geo Archon and the dangerous encounters with the Apostles.

When the meal was finished, and the Traveler had spoken her piece, Xiao straightened, his stoic expression unchanging, his eyes sharp as they swept over the Traveler and Paimon.

“The Geo Archon… has met such a fate?”

“I cannot fathom it. No matter how much the world changes, I have never imagined Liyue without the Geo Archon.”

“The Qixing, who govern the mortal realm… What role have they played in this?”

“And these Apostles from the Outer Order—what is their purpose?”

His voice was calm yet tinged with frustration. After a moment’s pause, he offered a solution.

“This is what I will do. I will consult with Cloud Retainer, Moon Carver, and Mountain Shaper. Together, we will deliberate. Once the time is right, I will go to Liyue Harbor and confront the Qixing directly.”

“Rest assured, though I am the Conqueror of Demons, I am not one to act recklessly. I will not simply storm Liyue Harbor in a fit of rage.”

Paimon and the Traveler exchanged a glance, clearly relieved.

Just as they were about to speak, a familiar voice echoed from above.

“Hey, you down there!”

Startled, Paimon and the Traveler instinctively looked skyward. There, lounging on a cloud, was a girl in a red-and-white shrine maiden outfit, her face partly obscured by an oni mask. She was leisurely munching on an apple.

“Who’s there?” Xiao demanded, his sharp eyes narrowing as he stared at the figure.

Turning to the Traveler, he asked, “Is this the shrine maiden you mentioned—the one present at the Geo Archon’s assassination?”

The Traveler quickly nodded.

“How dare she…!” Xiao inhaled deeply, his chest rising as if to contain a surge of fury.

“To mock me so brazenly!”

With those words, Xiao grasped his spear, and the atmosphere changed instantly.

Winds howled, the ground trembled, and an unstoppable storm enveloped the young adeptus. In a flash, he soared into the heavens, breaking through the clouds with his spear, now charged with a ferocious tempest.

In the blink of an eye, he was upon Reimu Hakurei.

Startled, Reimu instinctively dodged. Years of dodging bullet hell attacks in Gensokyo had honed her reflexes, and she twisted away just as the spear thrust past her.

The spear missed its mark, but Xiao’s expression remained unchanged. With a flick of his wrist, the weapon’s blade redirected the storm it carried, splitting the sky above Wangshu Inn in two.

Caught off-guard by the overwhelming gale, Reimu shouted, “Hey, hey! Your strength isn’t even in the same league as those other adepti!”

As she spoke, twin protective barriers spun into existence around her, absorbing the storm’s fury.

Crack! Crack!

Though the barriers splintered under Xiao’s relentless attack, they held just long enough for Reimu to escape.

“[Dream Sign: Dream Seal Expansion!]”

In an instant, Reimu vanished from Xiao’s sight, reappearing a thousand meters away in the upper atmosphere.

“Jeez! This guy’s on a completely different level!” Reimu hollered, clearly flustered.

“Tch! Too noisy.”

A sharp, mocking voice cut through the winds.

The gale intensified, this time fiercer and more erratic, as a new figure entered the fray. Unlike Xiao’s controlled storm, the whirlwind brought by Accelerator was wild and unrestrained, tearing at the skies with unbridled chaos.

“I’m Accelerator. And you’re the Conqueror of Demons?”

Xiao said nothing, his expression impassive as his eyes locked onto his two adversaries. The storm surrounding his spear grew darker, swirling with an ominous blend of cyan and black.

The tattoos on his body pulsed, as if coming alive, transforming into streams of black energy that danced around him.

Reaching for the oni mask on his back, Xiao donned it, his aura exploding outward. The mixture of dark energy and cyan wind coalesced, giving him the appearance of a wrathful yaksha king.

“I am…”

The wind seemed to roar with his words as Xiao accelerated to a blinding speed, leaving behind a streak of black and cyan light. His spear, infused with immeasurable force, tore through Accelerator’s chaotic winds as though they were nothing.

“…The Great Conqueror of Demons!”

Whoosh!

The storm Accelerator had conjured shattered under Xiao’s spear.

“Yaksha Guardian!”

Twisting in mid-air, Xiao’s movements were impossibly swift, his spear becoming a blur as it struck directly at Accelerator’s head. The blow carried a savage ferocity, more akin to a club than a spear.

“Loyal Servant of the Geo Archon!”

The moment the spear connected, Accelerator’s grin faltered as a rare expression of surprise crossed his face. Xiao’s strike sent him flying backward, blood trailing from the corner of his mouth.

“Foul beings! Heretics of chaos!”

Xiao’s figure blurred again, reappearing above the stunned Accelerator. With a single hand, he raised his spear high, preparing to bring it down with a crushing blow.

“I shall obliterate you all!”

The cyan tempest around him spiraled downward, gathering at the tip of his spear as it tore apart the very elements around him.

The realization struck Accelerator in an instant—if this attack landed, even his vector manipulation wouldn’t save him.

For the first time in a long while, fear crept into his mind.

He was certain of it.

If Xiao’s spear struck him, he would die.

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T/N: HOLY SHIT XIAOO YOURE SO HOT

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