May Is Gonna Be Crazy (In a Good Way)
Added 2025-04-27 10:13:03 +0000 UTCHey besties, some updates for you:
Starting May 1st, I'm opening One-Shot Commissions.
If you’ve ever wanted me to write your dream scenario (or nightmare—no judgment), the shop is gonna have slots open for 5k, 10k, and 20k stories.
Patrons get discount codes because obviously you deserve better than the average drive-by reader.
It’s gonna be fun. I’m weirdly excited to see what you all come up with.
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The Command Spell Poll is also going up soon.
You'll get to vote on which story gets obliterated with 10 chapters a day for a week.
You already know how this goes. I hand you the keys, and you drive it straight into the sun.
It’s my favorite bad idea, and we’re doing it again.
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Luminary+ Tier Update:
Starting in May, Luminary+ will be capped at 10 people.
Because quality > quantity, and I am unfortunately still only one person, despite my many sins.
If you’re already in, you’re good. Future spots will only open when someone steps down. First come, first served.
I’ll be keeping an eye on it. You know where to find me.
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New Discord link, by the way:
https://discord.gg/wisetl
Permanent now. You should come hang out.
Warning: It's filled with dumb people.
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Anyway.
Thanks for hanging around, thanks for reading my stuff, thanks for being just a little bit parasocial about it.
You’re making it possible for me to do this at all, and I’m dead serious when I say it’s the coolest thing ever.
See you in May.
We're just getting started.
—Wise
