The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [364]

"Before the Lantern Rite begins… might as well give it a try."

Jia Changjiang looked down at the mask in his hands.

Ever since he obtained it, he had never once put it on.

Yone’s twin blades and his mask were connected by a shared power. Until now, Jia Changjiang had only been using the swords, but the mask…

The mask was tied to the source of Yone’s strength.

Without further hesitation, he pressed the mask against his face. The moment it made contact, it clung tightly, as if it had fused with his skin—impossible to shake off.

And at that moment… his vision changed.

The mask was infused with an energy similar to that of the [Azakana Blades]—not chaotic, but overwhelmingly strong.

Jia Changjiang turned his gaze toward the Hilichurls tainted by karmic debt.

Now that he was wearing this mask… if he were to harness karmic energy alongside the power of Taishou Xingjun…

He might not be as powerful as Xiao, but Jia Changjiang was confident in one thing—

When it came to battling demons and karmic corruption, he wouldn’t lose to Xiao.

He drew Yone’s twin blades, watching as the Hilichurls remained unaware of his presence.

Time to test things out.

After all, when the Lantern Rite arrived, that would be the real battle.

His goal was simple—steal Xiao’s responsibilities and send him straight to the festival!

After all…

"Xiao," Jia Changjiang murmured, a smirk forming under the mask.

"Even the swiftest wind has a home to return to."

---

Time passed quickly.

Lumine had been running back and forth between Liyue and Mondstadt, following the lead on the Treasure Hoarders. And somehow…

She accidentally passed the Treasure Hoarders' recruitment test, officially joining their ranks, and even received their signature insignia.

She had no idea how it happened.

All she did was beat up a few of them, then—while chasing her target—took the opportunity to loot everything in the vicinity.

For some reason, the Treasure Hoarders were completely awestruck, as if they had found a kindred spirit. Without hesitation, they enthusiastically invited her to join.

At first, Lumine had no intention of accepting.

But then they mentioned exclusive information on ancient ruins… and special member benefits…

Lumine thought about it for half a second before saying:

"Treasure Hoarders? Sure, whatever—sounds great."

They weren’t even asking her to do anything—just to have her name on their list.

With that… Lumine successfully tracked down the suspicious individual.

After giving him a proper beating, she realized something—

This idiot wasn’t some mastermind planning to sabotage the Lantern Rite.

He was just a low-level thief trying to steal the levitation stone used for the Mingxiao Lantern’s construction.

"Are you stupid?!"

As she dragged the thief toward the Ministry of Civil Affairs, Lumine scolded him, "The Mingxiao Lantern is surrounded by guards during the festival preparations! How were you planning to steal the levitation stone without getting caught?!"

"If you’re going to steal something, at least pick something you can actually get away with!"

She then proceeded to analyze the festival’s security measures from every angle—breaking down the optimal strategy for theft.

Then, realizing how terrible the thief’s plan was, she revised it into a flawless crime.

Then, she educated the thief on what it truly meant to be a competent criminal.

And finally… she gave a detailed critique of Liyue’s most despicable rich people.

By the time she handed him over to the Millelith, the man had been completely brainwashed.

He was one step away from kneeling and swearing loyalty—only stopped by the Millelith dragging him off.

"Traveler… was it really okay to teach him all that?" Paimon asked hesitantly.

"Also, why did you sound so experienced?"

"It's called robbing the rich and giving to the poor!" Lumine declared righteously. "Even if I become a thief, I'd be a righteous one! Besides, have you seen how bad the Treasure Hoarders' reputation is? If I were in charge, I could turn them into a profitable, well-respected organization…"

"…Traveler, are you sure you're a good person?" Paimon asked, her voice filled with doubt.

"Anyway, problem solved! Time to check in with Xiao!" Lumine said cheerfully.

Then, she suddenly realized something.

"Wait… Jax didn’t help at all!"

"I did everything by myself!" Lumine huffed in frustration.

She crossed her arms. "Whatever. It’s done now. Let’s head to Wangshu Inn and report to Xiao."

Then, she paused again.

"…How are we supposed to get Xiao to join the festival?"

She fell into deep thought.

"Do I just… kidnap him?"

"But… I might not be able to win against him alone…"

"I’ve got a plan!"

A familiar voice suddenly whispered in her ear.

"Lantern Rite? Xiao’s going—whether he likes it or not!"

"Jax!" Paimon’s face lit up as she saw Jia Changjiang. "Are you coming with us to Wangshu Inn?"

"Of course. Gotta bring Xiao to the festival," Jia Changjiang said, rolling his neck before letting out a yawn. "I’ve been working my ass off the past couple of days for this…"

"?"

Lumine blinked in confusion. "What do you mean? I was the one running around catching thieves! I had to do that and craft sky lanterns at the same time! I’m the one who’s been busy!"

"You have no idea what I was up to," Jia Changjiang waved a hand dismissively. "Alright, let’s head to Wangshu Inn."

"Today, I guarantee that Xiao will be coming to Liyue."

"Come here, you two—listen up."

Jia Changjiang gestured for Lumine and Paimon to lean in.

Then, in a hushed but excited voice, he revealed his plan.

As he spoke, Lumine’s eyes began to sparkle.

"Ohoho… This actually sounds fun!"

"Alright! Let’s do it!!"

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Xiao stood atop the inn’s rooftop, gazing into the distance.

From here, he had a clear view of the surrounding area. If anything happened, he could respond immediately.

Most importantly, no one ever came up here—making it one of the few truly peaceful places he had.

Finally… a moment of quiet.

"XIAO! We wrapped things up—now we’re here to drag you to the Lantern Rite!"

Lumine’s cheerful, chaotic voice shattered the tranquility.

"Ahahaha! Xiao, I already prepared your sky lantern! Here, write down your wish, and I’ll toss it into the sea—"

"Jax, NO! Stop trying to launch your sky lanterns with a hammer! And throwing them into the ocean will just make your wishes sink!"

Xiao didn’t even turn around.

He didn’t need to.

"……"

His brief moment of peace—

Gone.

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