You Will Regret This Ichinose! [135]

Uesugi Gen grinned as he watched the elastic bandage wrap neatly around Horikita Suzune’s slender ankle. Her small, pale foot had already been iced to reduce the swelling—now, all she needed was proper rest.

Suddenly, a sharp, ice-cold gaze sliced through the air, landing directly on him.

[Turn around. Stop looking.]

[Wow, what a way to bite the hand that just massaged the swelling out of your foot.]

[Which is exactly why I only slapped you twice.]

[So heartless. My back is probably red from all the abuse.]

[Good. Maybe now you’ll learn.]

Horikita’s face flushed slightly as she thought about what had just happened.

She wasn’t the type to dwell on emotions, but even she knew that part of the body wasn’t something just anyone could touch.

So why the hell hadn’t she resisted that bastard earlier?

She told him it was dirty, yet he still…

"Tch."

Horikita clenched her fists as she turned away.

Meanwhile, Uesugi leaned against the wall, arms crossed.

"The appeal has been submitted, but judging by how you kept glancing back, I’m guessing it’ll end in a deadlock."

The Class C girl she had crashed into had also injured her foot, so it was unlikely the ruling would favor either side.

If Ryūen pushed the issue further, even if the glasses-wearing sadist kept up appearances in front of her brother, he’d probably ask Uesugi to smooth things over behind the scenes.

Horikita sighed.

"Normally, I wouldn’t turn around even if someone called for me."

"Then that’s on you. It’s up to you how you handle your relationships."

Uesugi checked the time on his phone.

"The cavalry battle is about to start. I’m heading out. Stay put and rest."

With that, he walked out of the infirmary.

"Hey!"

Horikita called after him.

"Do your best. And… watch out for Ryūen’s tricks."

Uesugi waved a hand over his shoulder.

"Relax. I’ll make sure to avenge you."

"That’s not what I—"

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A team-based competition where each squad consisted of four members—three forming the "horse" while the fourth acted as the "rider."

The goal was to snatch the headband from opposing riders to claim victory. Alternatively, if a rider fell to the ground, they were immediately eliminated.

Since physical contact was allowed, this event played directly into Class C’s strengths.

"Shibata, once the match starts, rush straight toward Katsuragi’s Class B. As fast as possible. Ryūen’s up to something."

Noticing Ryūen’s sinister smirk, Uesugi gave a firm pat on Shibata’s shoulder.

"Got it. Watanabe, Sumida, you guys ready?"

"No problem."

The two Class B students acting as the "horse" nodded in unison.

On the other side, Sudō Ken from Class D was already locked onto Class C, brimming with fighting spirit.

Given his overwhelming athleticism, he didn’t even need to steal headbands—he just had to charge in and knock people off their horses.

It wouldn’t earn him points, but it would create a massive advantage for his team.

Of course, Class C had a similar plan. With Albert on their side, they’d likely aim for brute force eliminations as well.

Uesugi had a solid strategy.

At least, that was the plan.

But as the match began, he found himself in an unexpected situation.

"Oi, Katsuragi, this is cheating!"

"I have done nothing outside the rules."

Across from him, Katsuragi Kōhei’s deep voice carried an air of complete seriousness.

"You call this fair?"

Uesugi narrowed his eyes at the gleaming, unnaturally smooth surface of Katsuragi’s head.

That shine…

If he reached for the headband, he’d slip right off.

"No comment. Now, prepare yourself."

Katsuragi lunged, reaching for Uesugi’s headband.

"Dodge!"

Uesugi tilted back, barely avoiding it.

Another grab!

"Dodge again!"

He leaned left.

Another!

"Dodge!"

He dodged right.

Katsuragi’s movements became increasingly frantic, his hands blurring with each attempt.

But no matter how many times he reached—

Uesugi dodged every single one.

"That guy… he’s just messing around at this point."

Seated in the stands, Horikita watched in disbelief.

She had actually been worried about Uesugi falling for one of Ryūen’s schemes.

But seeing this?

She realized she’d been overthinking things.

"Huff… Huff…"

Katsuragi was panting heavily.

"Come on, Katsuragi! Don’t let him win!"

Totsuka Yahiko, acting as the horse beneath him, desperately cheered him on.

"Even if you say that… I—"

"Now!"

Uesugi suddenly struck, his hand darting forward and yanking Katsuragi’s headband free.

Enemy general defeated!

"Shibata, full speed ahead—target Ryūen!"

With his first kill secured, Uesugi immediately turned his sights to Class C.

Ryūen was currently tangled up with Sudō, too focused on their struggle to notice the approaching threat.

If they could sneak up from behind—this match was as good as won!

Shibata and the others quickly picked up on the plan, dashing toward Ryūen’s squad at full speed.

"I know you. You’re Sudō, right? That dog Uesugi trained. Why not switch masters? Unlike him, I don’t just toss my dogs a bone when I’m feeling generous."

Ryūen taunted, flashing a cruel grin.

"You bastard! I’ll knock you flat!"

Sudō’s attack power sharply increased!

Sudō lost all sense of direction!

As Ryūen and Sudō traded verbal blows, Class C’s underlings frantically called out.

"Ryūen-san! Watch out behind you!"

"Ryūen! It’s Uesugi!"

"Nani?!"

Ryūen whirled around—only to find Uesugi’s hand already reaching for his headband.

Too late to dodge.

But Ryūen remained unfazed.

His headband—

Had been coated with hair wax.

Any hand reaching for it would slip right off.

A trick he had picked up from Katsuragi’s shiny inspiration.

Checkmate, Uesugi!

Ryūen smirked—

And then came the slap.

A crisp, echoing sound rang through the entire field.

Ryūen’s smirk vanished.

His head snapped to the side.

For a moment, faint wisps of smoke seemed to rise from his skull.

His brain buzzed, his vision blurred, and all he could do was weakly raise a trembling finger.

"D-dishonorable…!"

And with that—

He collapsed.

Uesugi stared blankly at the fallen Ryūen.

So he waxed his headband.

When Uesugi had tried to grab it, his fingers had slipped right off, and instead of stopping his momentum—

His hand had followed through.

With a full-force palm strike straight to the head.

Uh… brain damage is probably nothing new for him, right?

Silence spread across the field.

Horikita’s expression twitched.

So when he said he’d avenge her… he had meant literally sending Ryūen to the hospital?!

Meanwhile, Uesugi promptly pointed at the unconscious Ryūen and shouted at the referee,

"Ref! He’s flopping! And he waxed his headband—that’s against the rules!"

Class C immediately panicked.

There was no hiding the evidence.

Not under the hundreds of watching eyes.

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T/N: LMAOOO sureee it was the wax totally

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