I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [214]

[Keeper Of Contracts (Zhongli]: If you truly require assistance, I may be able to visit your world and help put your mind at ease.

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Really?! Mr. Zhongli, are you serious?!

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Huuu~~! Let me take a deep breath first… Huuu~~! Huuu~~~!

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Thank you, Mr. Zhongli. Just hearing that from you has already helped me calm down a little. But unfortunately, my chat group points aren’t even close to 10,000, so I can’t open an advanced mission. To be honest, I can’t even afford the 1,000 points needed for a beginner mission…

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Still, just knowing you’re willing to help is reassuring.

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Now that I think about it logically… why would an existence as powerful as Administrator D be watching only me? They’re probably keeping an eye on all life in this world, and I just happen to be one of them. Among everyone in this world, there are definitely those destined to be heroes, those meant to be kings and princesses, and then there’s me—a random little monster that doesn’t even qualify as a low-level NPC.

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: I mean, it’s not like I’ve been living comfortably this whole time. Not too long ago, I was still running for my life from an Earth Dragon. And now I suddenly have the energy to worry about all this? I must’ve let a few good meals get to my head.

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: So, thanks again, Mr. Zhongli. If I ever truly need help, I’ll call for you. But for now, that time hasn’t come yet.

[Keeper Of Contracts (Zhongli]: Very well. As long as you have thought this through.

[I am Natsuki Subaru]: Now that I think about it, Kumoko, didn’t you say before that your world has a really high level of chaos and sloth? Do you think that might also be related to this system and that Administrator D person?

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Nope, nope, nope! I am officially enlightened! I have transcended! I have reached inner peace! I refuse to think about anything complicated anymore! Please stop stuffing my brain with things that will make me spiral into another existential crisis!

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: I just got here, and Kumoko has already typed out a novel’s worth of messages… You really are going through a lot, huh?

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: But something you said caught my attention. You mentioned that your reincarnation was triggered by a bright light, correct? That white light covered your entire classroom, right?

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Uh… Yeah, that’s right.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Then, based on the many isekai novels, manga, and games I’ve read lately… Everyone who gets caught in a light like that dies, don’t they? And if they all died, wouldn’t that mean they were all reincarnated into the same world?

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: …Uh… Hmm… Uh… Hmm…

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Huh. I never actually thought about that. But now that you mention it, that is possible… So, my classmates are in this world, too? My dear, dear classmates?

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: …Nope. Not feeling any excitement whatsoever.

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: To be honest, I barely remember any of them. Back in school, I was practically invisible. No one cared about me, and I didn’t care about anyone else. The only thing I truly enjoyed was spending time alone at home, playing video games. Ahhh~~ I miss my gaming days…

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Yukinoshita-san, if you ever unlock a mission that lets me visit a world where I can just game all day, please let me join. I desperately need that.

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Speaking of games and light novels… I just remembered. Yukinoshita-san, your name appears in a really famous light novel.

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: It was called… My Teen Romantic Comedy Something Something. I can’t remember the rest of the title, but that was definitely it!

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: …??

[Megumi Kato]: …??

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Oh! And Kato-san, now that I think about it, there was also a novel where you were the heroine! But I don’t remember the details too well.

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Yukinoshita-san’s novel, though? That one, I remember crystal clear.

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Hehehe~! I mean, you’re my favorite! That perfect mix of black-haired, cold, intellectual beauty is totally my thing! And the protagonist, Hikigaya-sensei, was pretty impressive too! Compared to other light novel MCs, he left a stronger impression on me.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: KUMOKO.

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: …? What’s up?

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Write down every single detail you remember about me. Every. Single. One.

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Sure, no problem! But wow, I didn’t expect you to be so interested in your own future. Ehehe~! I thought you’d be the type to stand up proudly, close the classic literature book you were just reading, let the sunset bathe you in its golden glow, and declare, “I make my own destiny.” That’s totally the impression I got from your character!

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: …That’s irritatingly accurate. And yet, that just makes it more irritating.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: If this were the old me, I probably would say something like that. But after everything I’ve learned from the chat group—and from my experiences with a certain delinquent—I know better. It’s pointless to completely reject or blindly accept what’s written in a book about me.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: So, [I Am a Spider Kumoko, write everything down. I need to know if I actually ended up in a youth romantic comedy with that guy.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: But… considering this is a light novel, something about this feels… ominous. I’m probably one of the girls the protagonist meets along the way, right?

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Yep! That’s definitely the case.

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: But…

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: The other main heroine? She’s actually your best friend. And the two of you are in a club together. That’s basically the gist of it.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: …White Album 2?

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: OHHH~~! So you do know about that game?! Yeah, now that you mention it, the setup does feel a bit similar… But I still don’t remember all the details. The only thing I do remember is that the second heroine’s nickname was “Dango.”

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: …I see. Just send me everything you remember in a private message.

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: No problem, Yukinoshita-san!

[Ultimate Siscon (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: Me! Me! Me!! Kumoko-san! Do you remember my name? Kyousuke Kousaka! I must be from a light novel too, right?!

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: PERVERT SISCON KYOSUKE KOUSAKA!!!

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: I REMEMBER NOW!!

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: I remember it all!! Forget the games—YOU ACTUALLY CONFESSED TO YOUR BIOLOGICAL SISTER IN THE NOVEL!! THAT’S INSANE!!!

Ultimate Siscon (Kyousuke Kousaka): …Huh??

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: …?? @Ultimate Siscon

[Megumi Kato]: …?? @Ultimate Siscon +1

[I am Natsuki Subaru]: …?? @Ultimate Siscon +1

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T/N: HE CONFESSED WHAT??????????????????????????????????????????????

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