I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [215]
Added 2025-02-23 08:01:33 +0000 UTC— I am but a spider.
— Where was I born? I haven’t the slightest clue! All I vaguely recall is waking up in a dark, damp place. It was there that I first laid eyes on my mother.
— My mother was massive. Overwhelmingly strong. Beyond anything I could have imagined.
— And what frightened me the most was watching her lift her sharp forelegs, drive them straight into her own offspring’s bodies, and then shove them into her mouth—chewing without hesitation.
— I was so terrified I ran for my life. From that moment on, I began my ceaseless wandering through this labyrinth.
— I’ve slain venomous snakes, devoured poisonous larvae, hunted wasps, wiped out entire monkey colonies, and even forced down the most repulsive bugs imaginable. I’ve encountered the Earth Dragon not once, but twice!
— Yet, despite all these brushes with death… I survived. Even in the face of the Earth Dragon, I somehow made it out alive both times.
— Guess I’m tougher than I thought.
— And now, once again, I find myself standing at the crossroads of life and death.
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Skill World
Elroe Great Labyrinth – Middle Layer
A small, snow-white spider clung to a rock just beyond a searing river of lava. Her legs were as sharp as metal blades, and she had four large, round, glossy eyes.
It was none other than Kumoko, the reincarnated [girl] from the chat group.
Closing the chat interface before her, she let out a long sigh.
“Haaahhh…”
Memories of everything she had gone through since her reincarnation came rushing back.
The chat had helped calm her fears, but it hadn’t completely eased her mind.
She tried to dig through her memories, searching for any clue about her reincarnation.
But no matter how hard she thought, the only thing she could remember was that blinding flash of white light. Nothing more.
“Haaahhh…”
Kumoko sighed again.
“Come on, Kumoko, pull yourself together! You’re gonna escape this labyrinth, live the high life, rack up a ton of points, and travel to your friends’ worlds to play video games! There’s no time to slack off!”
Smack! Smack!
She slapped herself lightly on the head with her forelegs, snapping herself out of her daze.
“Alright, let’s go catch a couple of eels to snack on. If only I had rice… Grilled eel over rice~~! Oooh, that’d be amazing.”
Muttering to herself, she carefully moved across the few solid rocks that jutted out from the lava.
Her plan was simple—use herself as bait to lure out the lava-dwelling eels.
Fortune favors the bold, after all.
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Dungeon World
Bell slowly opened his eyes and found himself standing before an elegant, poised Goddess of Dust—Guizhong.
He respectfully bowed.
“Thank you for your guidance.”
Bell was a well-mannered person. He had always held himself to a certain standard of politeness.
The woman before him, draped in flowing white robes, carried herself with a grace unlike anyone else in this world.
Guizhong offered a gentle smile and nodded slightly. “This was simply part of our contract. Besides, this is a mutually beneficial arrangement—I earn points while experiencing the unique power systems, knowledge structures, and cultures of other worlds. Truly, I consider myself fortunate.”
“In fact, Bell, I should be the one thanking you.”
Bell scratched the back of his head, embarrassed by the compliment. “You’re far too kind. I should be thanking you instead.”
“Alright, alright~~!”
A bright, playful voice rang out from nearby.
Bell immediately turned toward the familiar voice and saw one of the most important people in his life.
A twin-tailed girl in a silken, snow-white dress strode toward them. Unlike Guizhong’s modest attire, this girl’s outfit was far more daring—
Her upper half was barely covered by a fitted mini-dress, while her lower half left little to the imagination, exposing her firm, slender thighs. Her back was completely bare, adding an extra touch of allure.
A delicate blue lace ribbon adorned her neck, and matching lace gloves graced her hands—an innocent contrast to her otherwise captivating presence.
And of course, her youthful beauty and well-proportioned figure were enough to captivate any man’s heart.
“You two should probably wrap this up,” she said as she stepped between Bell and Guizhong, subtly blocking their line of sight.
Guizhong chuckled, immediately understanding the situation. “Oh my, Goddess Hestia, you certainly are protective of Bell.”
“Of course.”
Hestia puffed out her cheeks and proudly pressed her arms together, emphasizing her heavenly blessings. “Bell is my most precious familia! We share an unbreakable bond! Of course, I’ll protect him!”
Guizhong simply smiled and shook her head.
She knew very well that this little goddess was a renowned virgin goddess—a divine being who embodied purity itself. For Hestia to openly express such affection, even in her usual cheerful way, must have taken immense effort.
And yet…
The young man she adored, Bell Cranel, had developed an exceptional ability—one that had manifested solely because of his admiration for another woman:
[Argonaut: The Hero’s Wish]—a skill that grew stronger the more he yearned for the Sword Princess, Ais Wallenstein.
His admiration and desire were so powerful that it had directly influenced his abilities.
How ironic…
For a virgin goddess, love could only manifest as guardianship.
How pitiful.
As this thought crossed Guizhong’s mind, she suddenly found herself reflecting on her own circumstances.
She had confessed her feelings to him—to the God of Stone himself.
During the Lantern Rite, she had even taken the opportunity to ambush him with her affections.
By her original plan, everything should have been going smoothly.
And to be fair, things were progressing.
But the speed at which everything was unfolding…
And the unexpected developments along the way…
Qingyun may very well be the fabled Red Kite Immortal…?
“Haaahhh… Haaahhh…”
Guizhong closed her eyes, exhaling deeply to calm herself.
Then, she smiled gently and looked at Hestia and Bell.
“Well then, I must take my leave for today. If fate allows, I shall invite you both to visit Teyvat and witness the wonders of my world.”
“Oh~~! Alright,” Hestia nodded, though her expression remained guarded.
Guizhong let out a light chuckle before tapping the Return button on her chat group’s mission interface.
In the next moment, her vision was swallowed by shifting colors.
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