You Will Regret This Ichinose! [151]

Shut up!

Uesugi was grilling—no, thinking!

The Miss Accomplice's bra and chest constantly brushed against his face, making it hard to move away. On the other hand, the suffocating feeling of the cramped space made him breathe harder, allowing the enticing fragrance to flood his nose. When he opened his eyes, black, white, and red intertwined in a mesmerizing dance before him…

Alright, I’ve decided! I won’t answer her question! I can keep stalling with her all day!

Eventually, after much delay, Uesugi's brain reluctantly reached a conclusion.

"Hurry up and spill!"

"Wait a minute, let me think."

"No thinking! Answer me right now! I never have to think when I lie—you’re way too green!"

"You can lie without even blinking? As expected of you, Miss Accomplice."

Uesugi secretly threw in some flattery.

"But of course—"

Kushida Kikyo, who had just begun to smile, suddenly jolted as if realizing something. She shook her head violently before snapping in fury, "No way! I almost let you distract me! Hurry up and tell me—what’s your relationship with Horikita Suzune?!"

Immediately, Miss Accomplice tightened her grip on him and even wrapped her long, bare legs around Uesugi's waist.

"Ugh—Miss Accomplice, I really can't breathe this time."

His muffled voice came out strained.

"Then hurry up and talk!"

"Let go of me first, and I’ll tell you."

"Say it first, and then I’ll let go."

"Let go first!"

"Say it first!"

…

On the floor of Uesugi's room, the two entangled figures rolled left, then right, then up, then down…

Eventually, Uesugi couldn't take it anymore. The dizzying sight before him made him feel strangely nauseous.

"Miss Accomplice, this is your last chance. Let go of me now, or I’ll make my move."

Kushida Kikyo’s expression shifted. Then, after a moment’s hesitation, she squeezed her eyes shut and gritted her teeth.

"I won’t! Not until you tell me about that b*tch Horikita!"

"Alright then…"

Seeing her resolve, Uesugi stopped holding back. With an air of righteousness, he stuck out his tongue.

Lick—

Little imp, let this lord tame you!

Slurp—

Uesugi withdrew his tongue, smacked his lips, and gave his evaluation.

"Not much taste."

Maybe the first lick was too small to tell. He tried again.

"A bit salty…"

Once more!

"Eek! You—quit it already!"

Kushida Kikyo, provoked by his teasing, instantly turned crimson. A deep blush spread from her pale neck up to her face, and soon, her eyes became misty.

Uesugi scoffed. "Come on, a war that’s been ignited can’t be stopped just like that."

With that, he executed his finishing move.

Slurp~~

"Rrr—rr—rr—rr—rr—rr—rr—!"

"Yaaah!!!"

…

"Huff… huff… huff…"

Inside the room, the two lay sprawled on the floor, panting heavily.

"Haha! I won, Miss Accomplice!"

Uesugi rested his head on Kushida Kikyo’s lap, raised both hands in triumph, and declared his victory.

"Fine… you win."

Kushida Kikyo lay there weakly, her voice drained.

"Wait, no!"

She suddenly came to her senses. "What do you mean you won? We weren’t even competing in anything!"

"Enough talk! Horikita Suzune! Tell me about Horikita Suzune!"

"Shut up, Miss Accomplice. I’m feeling dizzy right now."

Uesugi, still resting on her lap, silently chanted a meditation mantra.

Kushida Kikyo blinked, then smirked. With a swift movement, she kicked Uesugi off her lap and climbed over to him.

"Hey, Miss Accomplice, what are you doing?"

"Obviously getting revenge! Who told you to make me feel so flustered just now?"

…

Today's battle: One win, one loss.

…

An hour later, the bathroom door swung open with a crisp clack.

Kushida Kikyo stood before Uesugi, humming a lighthearted tune.

A white towel was wrapped snugly around her, barely covering the key areas, making her peach-like figure all the more tantalizing.

Uesugi, leaning against his bed with his handheld console, glanced at her briefly before refocusing on his game.

Heh—

Absolutely no worldly desires.

Kushida Kikyo sat down beside him, crossing her legs.

"Alright, talk. What’s your relationship with Horikita Suzune?"

Uesugi put down his console, gathered himself, and declared righteously:

"She’s my wing!"

"Hah?"

Seeing Kushida Kikyo’s expression, he added, "You’re my wing too!"

"Hah???"

Kushida Kikyo’s delicate features contorted slightly. She thought of Horikita Suzune's 'Don't talk to me' face, then looked at the shameless man beside her.

"That ice-cold, deadpan Horikita Suzune… and you?"

Hmm?

Uesugi was surprised. Her first reaction wasn’t anger, but disbelief.

However, the surprise lasted only a few seconds before Kushida Kikyo’s eyes darkened. Switching to inner Kushida mode.

"Hey, Uesugi, any last words? I can help grant them for you… before I bury you."

Cough.

Uesugi tried to struggle.

"Wait… I can explain."

"No need."

Kushida Kikyo slowly raised her leg and murmured, "Now I remember… That photo you showed me before. Uesugi, you’ve never been inside my room… but you’ve been inside her room."

"Now, answer me one question—"

"Yes, it’s true. You’re both—"

Smack!

Kushida Kikyo stomped on his head. "Say it! How far have you gotten with her?"

Hmm? Why does her focus feel a little off?

Smack!

Kushida Kikyo pressed harder, her voice turning icy.

"Talk!"

"Not as far as you!"

Uesugi immediately surrendered. "Otherwise, I wouldn’t be siding with you over her, right?"

"…"

Kushida Kikyo fell silent.

"Uh… Miss Accomplice?"

A cautious voice followed.

"Hehe…"

Kushida Kikyo let out an eerie chuckle.

"I won."

She murmured, "I beat that woman."

"In stealing a man."

She added for clarity.

A wave of joy surged through her, overwhelming her mind.

"Uh… I think this falls more under social manipulation…"

"Shut up!"

Kushida Kikyo stomped Uesugi’s head again.

"I want to see it… I want to see that woman’s humiliated, defeated face…"

As she spoke, her face flushed, her hands cupped her cheeks, and she started rubbing against herself.

"Stealing the man she likes, making out with him right in front of her—oh, I need to see her expression…"

Uesugi’s voice drifted lazily.

"You’re such a pervert~"

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