I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [240]

After returning from Dragonspine, the Traveler and Paimon wasted no time bidding farewell to Zhongli.

Since she had already made up her mind, she was neither hesitant nor one to retreat at the last moment.

Following the course of destiny, her priority now was to find the path to the next nation—and that was exactly what she set out to do.

As he watched the young traveler leave the courtyard, Zhongli gave an almost imperceptible nod.

Beside him, Fu Hua frowned. "Zhongli, since you know everything, why don’t you tell her? Being separated from her brother is hardly a comforting thing."

"The Traveler may look like a young girl, but she is no mere girl," Zhongli replied, his expression calm as he looked at Fu Hua. "I do not know her exact age, but I imagine it is not too different from yours. After all, she and her twin are beings capable of traversing worlds. The things they have experienced, the worlds they have seen—perhaps even more than you have."

"Do not mistake her for an ignorant child."

"Besides..." Zhongli's lips curved into a faint smile. "There is no need to worry. Generally speaking, as long as I exist, this story will not end in tragedy."

"I have said it before—I despise separation from loved ones, prolonged suffering, and the pain of unfulfilled desires."

"...Alright, I see."

Fu Hua gave a slight nod before bidding Zhongli farewell. Her journey to Teyvat had answered many of her questions.

She hadn’t found the final answer, but she understood now that answers do not change on their own—perhaps she truly was once Zhongli’s wife in this world, the dragon of stone, Qingli.

The cycles of time had brought forth a strange reunion, a rediscovery both wondrous and bittersweet. She let out a quiet sigh.

And in the next moment, with that sigh, she departed from Teyvat.

Guizhong watched as Fu Hua vanished, pressing her lips together before glancing at Zhongli. In the end, she said nothing.

Only when Fu Hua had completely disappeared did she finally turn to Zhongli and ask, "She just left? You’re not going to say anything?"

"From a rational standpoint, there is nothing more to say," Zhongli answered casually, his expression unchanged.

"...Well, I suppose that’s true."

Guizhong stretched her arms above her head, her graceful figure illuminated under the moonlight. Then, rising from the stone table, she said, "Zhongli, I’m heading in to rest. See you tomorrow."

"Mm."

Zhongli gave a slight nod, then lifted a wine cup that had appeared on the stone table from seemingly nowhere. He took a small sip, letting the cool liquid slide down his throat, leaving a faint burn in his stomach.

"To the stars above."

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—[Keeper of Contracts] has entered the chat—

[I am Natsuki Subaru]: Ah, Zhongli-sensei, you’re here!

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: Subaru. Mhm, I’m here.

[I am Natsuki Subaru]: W-wait... Zhongli-sensei, you actually responded to me?! You never reply when I greet you!

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: Hmm... I occasionally respond. Just as I occasionally bring my wallet when I go shopping.

[100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen! (Reimu Hakurei)]: Something about that sentence feels off. Shopping... and occasionally bringing your wallet?

[I am Natsuki Subaru]: Oh, don’t worry about it. Zhongli-sensei is the God of Commerce in Liyue, the Teyvat world’s trade hub. Every Mora is made with his divine power. If he wanted, he could conjure up as much as he pleased.

[100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen! (Reimu Hakurei)]: Hahaha~~! Well, you’re not wrong. Even a useless NEET like you can make sense sometimes.
@Keeper of Contracts, Zhongli, have you considered my proposal? You wouldn’t have to do anything—just lend your name to the Hakurei Shrine. Of course, if you could also drop by the Moriya Shrine while you’re at it and remind that frog and snake what divine authority truly means, that would be even better.

[I am Natsuki Subaru]: Greedy much?

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: If time permits, I may consider it. Mm... I should have some free time in the near future.

[I Want to Give Kobayashi Ten Eggs (Tohru)]: Hey~~! Zhongli-san, good morning!

[Keeper of Contracts] (Zhongli): Though it is nighttime under a full moon on my end, I shall still return your greeting—good morning.

[Light Wings Unfolded (Puri Puri Prisoner)]: Hey~~! Zhongli-san, good afternoon!

[Red Kite Immortal (Fu Hua)]: Morning, Zhongli.

[Keeper of Contracts] (Zhongli): @Red Kite Immortal, you’ve safely returned to your world? It is morning for you?

[Red Kite Immortal (Fu Hua)]: Yes, I’m back.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Lady Fu Hua, it has been a while. Did you go on another mission with Zhongli?

[Red Kite Immortal (Fu Hua)]: Yes, just a small task. By the way, I forgot to mention—recently… no, that’s not quite accurate. From now until the distant future, I will have a lot of free time to take on missions. If anyone has point-based tasks, feel free to send them my way.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Lady Fu Hua, have the major crises in your world been resolved? If I recall, you once said your world was on the brink of human extinction.

[Red Kite Immortal (Fu Hua)]: It’s been resolved. Zhongli helped.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Zhongli-san~~! Amazing. Honestly, ever since you joined the chat, it feels like there’s nothing this group can’t solve. If Zhongli-san steps in, everything is as good as done.

[I Want to Give Kobayashi Ten Eggs (Tohru)]: Really?! Really, really??

[I Want to Give Kobayashi Ten Eggs (Tohru)]: @Keeper of Contracts, Zhongli, Zhongli, please help me! How can I make Kobayashi stay with me forever—without using love potions or slave contracts?

[Keeper of Contracts] (Zhongli): …Er, apologies. Even I have things I cannot do. I can only achieve what is within my power; I am not omniscient or omnipotent.

[Megumi Kato]: Lately, I’ve been working on a bishoujo game, but I feel like I’m struggling to capture what appeals to otaku.

[I Want to Give Kobayashi Ten Eggs (Tohru)]: Well, no matter. I won’t give up! I’ll keep trying—forever and ever!

[I am Natsuki Subaru]: Hm? A bishoujo game? Ah, that takes me back. I haven’t played one in so long. Ever since I got transported to the Witch’s world, I’ve been running around constantly, never catching a break. But after leaving the Sanctuary, I finally had a few peaceful days to rest with Emilia. And the best part? I got Echidna to tell me how to save Rem. These are good days.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Indeed, good days. For you, as long as you don’t die, every day must seem like a good one.

[I am Natsuki Subaru]: No, no, that won’t do. At the very least, Emilia has to be with me. Without Emilia and Rem, even if I don’t die, life wouldn’t be happy. But as long as they’re by my side, even death wouldn’t be so bad.

[Little Sister Must Die!!! (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: Death is but an inconvenience! A bridge paved with blood is the true path to love! Subaru-kun, you’ve grown.

[I am Natsuki Subaru]: No, no, no, no—if I don’t have to die, I’d rather not. I’m not some weirdo who enjoys the taste of death. But you, you siscon freak—by the way, you’ve been using the name “Little Sister Must Die” for a while now, and strangely enough, the number of exclamation marks keeps increasing. In the novel, your relationship with your sister always felt like a fated mess, but I never got the sense that she had romantic feelings for you.

[Little Sister Must Die!!! (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: The exclamation marks represent my growing killing intent towards my sister! I told you before, didn’t I? Before I graduate high school, I plan to build my own personal exoskeleton. But because my family situation sucks, I had to move out on my own. I thought once I convinced my parents, everything would be smooth sailing. But out of nowhere, my sister jumped into the fray!!

[I am Natsuki Subaru]: Keep going, keep going.

[100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen! (Reimu Hakurei)]: Yeah, keep going. This is getting interesting.

[Little Sister Must Die!!! (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: She actually said she wants to live with me! And she’s acting like she won’t back down unless Mom and Dad give their approval! For the sake of family harmony, I’m forcing myself to stay put. I spend every day between school and club activities in my secret base, working on my project.

[I am Natsuki Subaru]: Now this is getting interesting. I always thought your relationship in the novel was, at most, a twisted fate. She shouldn’t have any romantic feelings for you. But it looks like reality is even stranger… maybe some of your past actions triggered a butterfly effect.

[Keeper of Contracts] (Zhongli): Indeed. From a rational standpoint, it seems that in the future, the novel titled My Little Sister Can’t Be This Cute will no longer be about you in this dimension.

[Little Sister Must Die!!! (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: I don’t care about that! Right now, I just want to know—how do I get rid of this annoying little gremlin?! A man’s romance is Gundams, exoskeletons, space battleships, and floating castles! Not cute little sisters and fleeting youth!!!

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Just be upfront with her. Tell her the truth. Let her know about the chat group. If you’re going to be living together, it might actually be easier to keep your secrets hidden. But what concerns me more is your government. If you truly manage to build a fully functional personal exoskeleton, your safety will no longer be guaranteed.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Maybe you can handle yourself, but what about your sister? Your parents? Have you thought about that?

[Little Sister Must Die!!! (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: Of course I have!! I’m not some naïve, chuunibyou kid anymore. I’m well aware of how dirty the adult world can be. I’ve already made plenty of preparations and contingency plans.

[Talentless Nana]: Be careful. Governments aren’t to be trusted—especially Japan’s government.

[One Heart’s Aspiration (Bell Cranel)]: I don’t really understand everything you guys are talking about, but I’ll support you in achieving your dream! A man’s dreams and aspirations are priceless treasures!

[Accelerator]: Hmph~~~! How weak. It’s just a government. I’ve destroyed at least two or three of them already. If you really can’t handle it, just use a low-level mission card to summon me. I won’t even charge you extra points—I’ll make sure Japan’s government in your world behaves properly.

[Little Sister Must Die!!! (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: Whoa, whoa, whoa—Accelerator-senpai, I do not have that kind of plan.

[Yuji Itadori]: Man, this is great. Everyone’s still the same, like time hasn’t even moved.

[One Heart’s Aspiration (Bell Cranel)]: Yuji-san!! I don’t think we’ve ever talked before. Ever since you joined the chat group, you’ve barely said anything.

[Yuji Itadori]: Hahaha~~! My bad. There’s just been way too much going on in the real world. I haven’t had the time to chat here. These past few years, I’ve only been logging in to claim my daily rewards—I haven’t actually checked the chat. If my work slows down a bit, I should be able to hang out here more often.

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: As expected, humans and spiders are completely different!! Spiders are chatterboxes! If I don’t check the chat group at least twice a day, I feel like I’ll suffocate! But humans? Humans can talk to each other in real life, drink tea, and stay up all night playing games. Uwaaah~~~! I’m so jealous! So, so jealous! Spider-girl is so jealous!!

[Light Wings Unfolded (Puri Puri Prisoner)]: Spider-girl, you have far more wonderful charm than anyone else. Don’t worry, girl—you’re the best.

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Ah! Thank you! Thank you, old man! Speaking of which, I’m preparing to take down an Earth Dragon soon. I’m gathering supplies—please send me your energy!

[Little Sister Must Die!!! (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: Hmph~! A mere spider dares to wield the strongest Spirit Bomb… Well, fine. Since you’re so determined, I’ll lend you a bit of my energy…

[Little Sister Must Die!!! (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: Hiiiyaaaa~~~!

[I Am a Spider (Kumoko)]: Hiiiyaaaa~~~! I’ve received your power, brother!

[Little Sister Must Die!!! (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: Hmph~! Good bro—

Before Kyousuke could finish his message, a bright notification suddenly popped up at the bottom of the chat group interface.

Large black text flashed across the screen:

[All members of the chat group detected as online.]

[Initiating online update process...]

[Update complete.]

[The Multiverse Chat Group has undergone 2,592,000 standard time flow units based on the group’s internal clock. Now initiating a new round of member additions.]

[World scan complete. Embedding new members into the chat group. Gathering relevant data. Querying world history. Identifying disturbance points. Calculating potentialities...]

[Embedding complete.]

[Future integration finalized.]

[The wheels of the multiverse begin to turn.]

[New members have been added to the Multiverse Chat Group.]

[Welcome to the newcomers!]

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T/N: Volume 7 starts! hehe but its just a sneak peak, morax wont come back until monday oopsies! teehee

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