I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [241]

[I Want to Give Kobayashi Ten Eggs (Tohru)]: Newcomers!

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: Has it already been a month? Time certainly flies.

[I Am Natsuki Subaru]: Finally, new members again. Let’s see who we get this time. I hope for some people from the baseline world, preferably from much later in the timeline. That way, we can gain a clearer picture of the trajectories of our fates.

[Talentless Nana (Nana)]: Looks like it’s my time to shine again! As the strongest newcomer guide, I, Nana, will ensure our new members receive exceptional care.

[I Am Natsuki Subaru]: Truly reliable, Miss Nana.

[Talentless Nana (Nana)]: I’m only reliable when it comes to things like this, hahaha.

【Zzzzz~~! Zzzzz~~!】

【Detected a lucky critical hit in the selection process for new chat group members. This time, the random selection of new chat group members will be replaced with a thematic selection.】

【Searching for theme keywords...】

【Locking onto the first theme keyword...】

【...Locking in progress...】

【Lock successful.】

【First theme keyword confirmed: Racial Apocalypse.】

【Selecting the second theme keyword: Tragic.】

【Selecting the third theme keyword: Leisurely.】

【Theme keywords confirmed: A leisurely yet tragic racial apocalypse.】

【Locking in...】

【Lock successful...】

【Now selecting new chat members. This process may take the standard time of 2,000 units.】

[I Am Natsuki Subaru]: This is... unexpectedly strange. Leisurely, tragic, and racial apocalypse… how do these even connect?

[Ultimate Siscon (Kyousuke Kousaka)]: Yeah, exactly. I can imagine a tragic apocalypse, sure. But a leisurely apocalypse… does that even exist? If it’s an apocalypse, how is there anything leisurely about it?

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: The criteria for this selection process are indeed peculiar. I don’t even know how to comment on it.

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: Such a world... I do not believe I have encountered one before. A world that intertwines leisure and apocalypse… Hmm… No matter how I ponder it, I cannot conceive of such a setting. By common theory, even I find it difficult to envision such an extraordinary world.

[100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen! (Reimu Hakurei)]: Hey, isn’t Gensokyo exactly that kind of world? How are you all ignoring this? [Reimu picks her nose meme]

[I Am Natsuki Subaru]: ??? Hey, 100,000 Yen Shrine Maiden, don’t spout nonsense. I grew up reading your doujins, but I don’t recall Gensokyo being a leisurely apocalypse. Didn’t you say humans are super prosperous and thriving there? …Wait… I think I get it now.

[100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen! (Reimu Hakurei)]: Exactly. For humans, it's incredibly advanced. But for youkai, it’s a different story.

[100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen! (Reimu Hakurei)]: If it weren’t for that old purple hag and the first Hakurei shrine maiden creating the Great Barrier of Fantasy and Reality, those youkai who lost humanity’s fear and reverence would have disappeared long ago. [Reimu lying down, picking her nose meme]

[100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen! (Reimu Hakurei)]: A bunch of ancient youkai who should’ve been thrown into the dustbin of history still think they’re hotshots in Gensokyo. They lounge around and leisurely host banquets at my perpetually broke shrine, forcing me to work overtime while drinking with them. If I could actually beat them, I’d have already taken my yin-yang orbs and smashed their guts out. [Reimu lying on her side, picking her nose meme]

[100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen! (Reimu Hakurei)]: But just you wait! I just saved up 20,000 points and can finally redeem that ancient Chinese martial art I’ve had my eye on—Heaven-Devouring, Earth-Extinguishing Seven Great Hatreds. Just hearing the name is enough to match my grudge against those old bats. Once I master it, I’ll blast those relics into dust! Kukuku…

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: @100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen!.

[100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen! (Reimu Hakurei)]: Hm? What is it, Mr. Zhongli?

[Keeper of Contracts (Zhongli)]: I strongly advise against learning it. A martial art with a name like that… how should I put it… by common rationality, it’s probably not a good thing.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Hmm… I feel like I’ve seen the name Heaven-Devouring, Earth-Extinguishing Seven Great Hatreds somewhere before… Wait a moment, let me check my database.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: …Alright, found it. This entry… this wiki… doesn’t look good. This so-called ancient Chinese martial art seems to come from a manga.

[100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen! (Reimu Hakurei)]: Who cares if it’s from a manga? In this group, isn’t everyone from some manga, game, or novel? I’ve guest-starred in so many doujins, and the worst ones even have—ugh—gut-punch scenes. Just thinking about them makes my stomach hurt.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: That’s not my point. How should I put it… Here, let me read out the description of Heaven-Devouring, Earth-Extinguishing Seven Great Hatreds for you.

(Description of the technique and its ominous history...)

[100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen! (Reimu Hakurei)]: …

[100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen! (Reimu Hakurei)]: …

[100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen! (Reimu Hakurei)]: Good thing I haven’t spent my points yet. If I had, I’d be the biggest sucker ever. Such an evil martial art has zero synergy with me, the one and only bullet-hell protagonist of Gensokyo.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Ah~! Reimu, your stubbornness is showing again.

【Zzzzz~~! Zzzzz~~!】

【The selection process for the thematic chat group members—"A Leisurely Yet Tragic Racial Apocalypse"—is now complete.】

【As a bonus for the lucky critical hit, the newly selected members will receive an automatic introduction from the chat system.】

【This time, the chat group has connected to four worlds and selected four individuals.】

【Ta-da~~! The first individual!】

【"The golden fairy of the skies, the founder of a leisurely yet tragic apocalypse, a beauty who soars through the heavens."】

【"Please, speak your name."】

[Can You Save the World?]: Uh… Speak? What do you mean? Is this some new holy sword issued by the military? Or…? This is too weird. Why is this thing talking inside my head?

— Can You Save the World? Muted for 10 Minutes —

【Ta-da~~! The first member’s introduction is complete. Now, it's time for the second member to appear.】

【A towering sky-high tower, a three-wheeled motorcycle carrying the last two girls of their race, surrounded by clouds and mist under the setting sun—an empty world with no one else left.】

【Please, speak your name.】

[Chocolate and Alcohol]: I don’t know what this voice is, but… could you give me something to eat? Ahh! I haven’t found anything decent to eat for two days… I’m starving.

— Chocolate and Alcohol Muted for 10 Minutes —

【Ta-da~~! The second member’s introduction is complete. Now, it’s time for the third member to appear.】

【A world barely surviving behind a massive construct, where the cursed children and the pure generation weave together hope and despair. The sorrow of those who perished, the mercy left for no one, and the dark beast crying within the girl’s heart.】

【Please, speak your name.】

[Officer]: I don’t know where this thing in front of me suddenly came from, but I believe we should have a proper discussion. Since you were able to implant this holographic chip into my mind without my awareness, that clearly means you have the ability to kill me at any time.

[Officer]: State your purpose. Otherwise, even if I have to sacrifice my own life, I will immediately report the existence of this… whatever this is… to the Tokyo Residential Government.

— Officer Muted for 10 Minutes —

【Ta-da~~! The third member’s introduction is complete. That was a bit long, but not bad. Now, it’s time for the fourth member to appear.】

【A world where the shadows of witches flow, where the heart yearns for miracles, where jealousy tears apart half a ring, and where pink lingers behind a familiar figure.】

【Please, speak your name.】

[Principle of the Ring]: Finally... finally... Ah~~! I’m finally back. I’ve finally returned!

[Principle of the Ring]: @True Substance, do you still remember me, Yukino-senpai?

[Principle of the Ring]: @Ultimate Siscon, do you still remember me, Kyousuke-senpai?

— Can You Save the World? Unmuted —

— Chocolate and Alcohol Unmuted —

— Officer Unmuted —

【With that, the thematic chat group recruitment event has officially concluded. During the event period, there will be no further critical hits.】

[Can You Save the World?]: Hmm… What’s going on? Can someone explain this? Is this really a new mission from the military? Do I need to run any tests?

[Chocolate and Alcohol]: Can I get something to eat? If there’s no chocolate, alcohol will do.

[Officer]: I am a member of the Tendou family of Tokyo District. As the ruling family of true governance in Tokyo, I believe my grandfather’s grandfather would be more than willing to have a conversation with you.

[Principle of the Ring]: New members? Ah~~! How wonderful, new members! If not for the way this chat group finds new people, I probably wouldn’t have been able to get back in here myself.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Hm? Principle of the Ring? You… are you Little Dark?

[100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen! (Reimu Hakurei)]: Little Dark, you’re not dead?

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: Huh? What about [Bladewielder] and [Phantom Blade]? Why didn’t they appear with you? I remember they were the strongest fighters in the group back then.

[Principle of the Ring]: Ah~~! Sorry, everyone. Because of me, both [Bladewielder] and [Phantom Blade] have completely perished.

[True Substance (Yukinoshita)]: …I had a feeling, but it’s still heartbreaking to hear. But, Little Dark, it’s good that you survived.

[Principle of the Ring]: I feel the same way, Yukino-senpai.

[Officer]: Apologies for interrupting your reunion, but could someone explain this situation in detail? What exactly is this holographic projection appearing before my eyes?

[Chocolate and Alcohol]: Food, food, food, food… Can this metal can be eaten?

[Can You Save the World?]: I don’t know why I can talk to all of you through this thing, but after scrolling through so many messages, I can at least confirm that everyone in this group seems like genuinely good people.

[Can You Save the World?]: I like you all.

[Chocolate and Alcohol]: Ah~~! I see a paradise of grilled fish, mountains of chocolate, and seas of chocolate… The mountains are even covered in steaming alcohol mist. So wonderful… I’m closing my eyes…

[100,000 Yen! 100,000 Yen! (Reimu Hakurei)]: DON’T FALL ASLEEP!!! Open your chat group’s secondary page right now, sign in first, then go to the store and buy supplies. I remember that a lot of food items count as miscellaneous goods, so they should be really cheap!

[Chocolate and Alcohol]: Really?? I’ll try it right now!

[Talentless Nana]: Ahem, dear newcomers, welcome. To ease your concerns, let me first introduce myself. I am Nana, an ordinary, non-superpowered resident of an Earth-based world. Pleased to meet you all.

[Talentless Nana]: I know you might be feeling unsettled right now. In truth, for most normal people—especially someone like me without any supernatural abilities—the so-called Multiversal Chat Group does sound like a scam. But this time is different.

[Talentless Nana]: You really have encountered something extraordinary.

[Talentless Nana]: This is a chat group that connects countless worlds, infinite dimensions, and an endless variety of universes. Here, people—both human and non-human—from different backgrounds, cultures, and histories all come together.

[Talentless Nana]: It is also the place where miracles begin.

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T/N: TADA new members!!! however this is gonna be a cliffhanger, Nana just... made it so easy, also brainstorming time? who's who? also messages are... hmm let's try a volume without make the messages into italics!

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