Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [310]

Sird felt a cold sweat soak her back in an instant.

When did this thing get behind me?!

Why didn’t Darkrai give any warning?

Is Giratina angry because I intruded into its realm?

A dozen thoughts flashed through her mind.

But after a moment of stunned stillness, Sird slowly began to realize something.

Giratina… hadn’t attacked her.

Thinking back to the way it had looked at her, the expression in its eyes had been more mocking than hostile.

...Do I not even register as a threat to it?

That thought stung her pride—but it also got her gears turning.

If she wasn’t considered a threat, maybe… maybe she could take a gamble. If she moved fast enough, maybe Darkrai could take her and flee while Giratina was distracted.

But the moment her fingers twitched—

The black, shadowy, tendril-like wings on Giratina’s back suddenly extended, curling around both Sird and Darkrai like a striking serpent.

Lost the bet!

The thought streaked across her mind as her life began to flash before her eyes.

Birth. Childhood. Her first Pokémon. Joining Team Galactic. Going undercover in Team Rocket under Cyrus’s orders. Becoming one of the Rocket Trio under Giovanni. Getting exposed and escaping, fleeing back to Sinnoh to aid Cyrus’s plan. Smugly hiding in the Distortion World...

Giratina glanced once at the suddenly catatonic human and lost interest. It turned away, following the portal Sird had opened, watching the chaos unfolding on Spear Pillar.

August, meanwhile, knew nothing of what was unfolding in the Distortion World.

He was currently locked in combat, commanding Mewtwo and Rayquaza against Dialga and Palkia.

Mewtwo, after days of rigorous training—and his baptism by fire during the Hoenn incident—had grown significantly stronger. At the very least, he could now go toe-to-toe with Dialga.

Rayquaza and Palkia, meanwhile, were clearly equals.

From the outside, it might’ve looked like August’s side was slightly disadvantaged.

Rayquaza let loose a [Dragon Pulse] that struck Palkia squarely, staggering it. Palkia responded with one of its own.

Rayquaza didn’t even bother dodging. It countered with another Dragon Pulse head-on.

The two beams collided in midair—boom—but Rayquaza’s was clearly stronger.

Seeing that it couldn’t match Rayquaza with brute force alone, the pearl embedded in Palkia’s shoulder began to glow a radiant pink. An arcing crescent of pink energy coalesced around its arm.

[Spacial Rend].

Even from a great distance, August could see the space around Palkia distort. Cracks spiderwebbed outward, carved open by the energy bleeding from the pink blade—only to knit themselves back together with each breath Palkia took.

He thought of the legends: “With every breath Palkia takes, space grows more stable.”

Beside him, Cynthia tensed, her Garchomp shifting anxiously.

“August!”

She wanted to help—but didn’t know how to intervene.

“No need to worry.”

August remained calm. That was just the warm-up. Now the real battle would begin.

“Rayquaza!”

“Rrraaaaargh—!”

Rayquaza roared in response. Its golden markings lit up, and its body began to shift.

Cynthia’s eyes widened. “Wait… that’s…”

Even Palkia, seeing what was coming, looked like it wanted to curse aloud.

This wasn’t fair—it didn’t have its [Lustrous Orb]! It couldn’t go [Origin Forme]!

Frustrated, Palkia hurled the fully charged [Spacial Rend].

The crescent blade of pink energy tore through the air, severing the unseen, untouchable essence of space itself as it arced toward Rayquaza.

Cynthia watched, heart in her throat.

Rayquaza—now in its [Mega Evolved] form—glowed gold and green, its body lengthening. With a twist, it veered out of the blade’s path and dove.

[Extreme Speed].

Rayquaza doesn’t take [Spacial Rends] head-on—and neither does Palkia want to get hit by this.

As Rayquaza barreled down, Palkia’s shoulder pearls flared. Its body began to fade, slipping into an alternate dimension to evade the blow.

If nothing went wrong, it should’ve disappeared just in time—

But then—snap!

A [Red Chain] shot out like lightning and snared Palkia’s leg.

Its body froze.

Palkia’s eyes went wide.

You cheating bastard!

The next instant—Rayquaza’s attack landed.

BOOM!

[Dragon Ascent].

Direct hit.

The meteor-splitting strike rattled Palkia’s entire being. For a moment, its mind went utterly blank.

“Mew!”

Mew, perched on August’s shoulder, shoved a huge mouthful of chips into its cheeks, now puffed out like a chipmunk.

Cynthia, still reeling from the raw power of Rayquaza’s finishing blow, turned at the sound—and her eyes lit up.

So cute—must pat— No, focus!

She snapped her thoughts back into order.

Turning to Palkia, she saw it writhing in pain—half-dead from a single blow.

And across the battlefield, Dialga—watching Palkia’s misery—was practically laughing.

Palkia, you loser.

Got bodied by a Flying-type move. Typical for a water-dragon wannabe. No match for a steel-dragon like me.

But as Dialga gloated, it suddenly sensed a shift from its opponent.

Energy surged from Mewtwo.

Dialga looked up—and froze.

Mewtwo’s body had transformed.

Now armored and more muscular, it stood tall, spoon in hand—Mega Mewtwo X.

“???”

Dialga stared, then slowly turned its gaze to August, who was tucking away his second [Mega Evolution Key Stone].

Two [Mega Evolutions]?
Is that even allowed?

Legal or not, Mewtwo was already charging.

This time, he stayed grounded, skimming low across the battlefield like a bullet.

In the blink of an eye, he reached Dialga.

And threw a kick straight at its leg.

[Low Sweep]!

A base stat of 190 behind that kick.

Thud.

Dialga’s leg buckled. It staggered backward.

Before it could recover—

Wham!

Mewtwo’s other foot swept out, striking its second hind leg.

Both rear legs collapsed.

Once a proud, four-legged titan, Dialga now squatted on its front limbs like a sulking dog.

August stroked his chin thoughtfully.

“Looks kinda... cute.”

Mew nodded, then shoveled another handful of chips into its mouth.

“.....”

Dialga wanted to scream. Just moments ago, it had been mocking Palkia—and now it had become the punchline.

Mewtwo moved in again, clearly aiming to go two-for-two on front legs—

But Dialga had had enough.

As Mewtwo approached, Dialga whipped its massive tail.

[Iron Tail]

CRASH!

Mewtwo was flung backward, slamming into the rubble of Spear Pillar.

But in the next breath, he shot back into the air—faster than before—brandishing his bent, but still-glowing, psychic spoon.

Dialga pushed down the ache in its legs and raised one massive claw to meet him.

[Dragon Claw] vs. [Brick Break].

Clang! Clang! Clang!

One was a towering behemoth, the size of a building. The other barely two meters tall.

Yet they clashed with terrifying force, exchanging blows in a mismatch of scale and strength.

With neither side gaining ground, they both escalated—

Mewtwo locked one arm around Dialga’s claw. In his other hand, he conjured a glowing orb of blue light.

An [Aura Sphere], drawn from August’s own [Aura].

The more energy August poured in, the faster the sphere grew—expanding like a balloon under pressure.

If that thing hit, Dialga was in for it.

Not to be outdone, Dialga spread its back fins. The gem in its chest lit up, and a deep indigo glow surged in its mouth.

[Roar of Time].

Time bent around it, warped by the charged blast. Echoes of people and Pokémon long gone flickered in the air—remnants of the pillar’s ancient past.

This would be a devastating, time-rending blow.

I’ll blast you back to an egg!

Both attacks fired—point-blank.

No time to dodge. No room to escape.

The [Aura Sphere] slammed straight into Dialga’s face. At the same time, the [Roar of Time] tore into Mewtwo.

Dialga watched as the blow hit home, certain it had won. He could almost see Mewtwo reverting in time—backward, backward, until he was nothing more than a Pokémon egg.

But—

Silver and rainbow light burst from Mewtwo’s body.

Feathers—gleaming silver and prismatic—floated down around him, shielding him from time’s ravages.

August’s preparation hadn’t stopped at [Mega Evolutions].

Of course he came ready for gods like Dialga and Palkia.

[Silver Wing]. [Rainbow Feather]. Relics blessed to resist the forces of time and space.

And that wasn’t all.

“Gardevoir—[Plate]!”

With a flick, Gardevoir hurled a glowing stone tablet to Mewtwo.

With the boost from the [Mind Plate], Mewtwo’s psychic aura flared blue, slicing through the [Roar of Time] like a blade.

Caught off guard, Dialga could only watch—

“Mewtwo—[Drain Punch]!”

SMASH!

Mewtwo’s glowing fist slammed into Dialga’s skull.

The shockwave blasted through its body, lifting its massive frame off the ground for a moment.

THUD.

Dialga crashed to the earth, sending tremors rolling across what remained of Spear Pillar.

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T/N: jesus christ LMAOOO also august u didnt need rayquaza u just need salamence for palkia!

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