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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [315]

Just three sentences—enough to significantly raise Dialga and Palkia’s affection levels.

Seeing the pleased looks on their faces, August nodded in satisfaction… then paused, as if suddenly struck by a thought.

“By the way, Dialga—do you know anything about Hisui?”

The moment that name was spoken, both Dialga and Palkia—who had just been silently roasting August in their thoughts—visibly perked up.

Hisui?

Wasn’t that the boss’s personal territory?

How does August know about that?

While they were still caught between suspicion and confusion, August pulled out his phone, frowning as he spoke. “This weird icon suddenly popped up on my phone. It says it can take me to the Hisui region. Can you two take a look?”

Dialga and Palkia’s eyes locked on the screen. The moment they saw that familiar symbol and felt the aura radiating from it, they exchanged a glance—

—and promptly threw all their internal grumbling out the window.

Displeased?

Who, them? Absolutely not! Being one of August’s Pokémon? That was destiny at work!

As for anything related to Hisui...

They didn’t dare speak carelessly. Who knew what kind of scheme the boss was cooking up? One wrong word, and the boss could literally turn them back into eggs.

What Dialga and Palkia didn’t realize was that in the human world, silence often was a statement.

August, watching the look on their faces, fell into thought.

Oh no. I really am the chosen one, aren’t I?

Still mulling over the implications, August turned to leave—only for his eyes to land on someone trying to sneak away quietly.

“Gary? Just in time. It’s your turn for today’s combat training!”

Gary froze: “...”

The newly built multi-function training center came with an impressive range of features.

For instance, right now—

August stood holding a tablet. “Which battlefield do you want today?”

Realizing there was no escape, Gary straightened his back and raised his chin. “Rocky terrain!”

Even if he was doomed to lose to August again, he would lose with dignity!

August raised an eyebrow. That was new. Just a few days ago, Gary had looked like a broken man. What sparked this sudden burst of resolve?

Could it be… all that training is finally paying off?

With that in mind, August tapped “Rocky Terrain” on the screen.

A low rumble echoed through the room as the floor panels split apart and the rocky battlefield rose into place.

“Just so you don’t say I’m bullying you—I won’t use Gardevoir today,” August said casually as he tossed a Poké Ball.

In a flash of white light, Dragonite appeared in the arena.

Gary froze for a second—then lit up with excitement.

He knew that Dragonite well.

Back when it was still a Dragonair, it had spent all day lounging around the estate, curled up on a crystal, doing nothing. It had virtually zero battle experience.

Gary, on the other hand, had fought through the Hoenn War and the Sinnoh crisis. He had experience.

So what if August was the Trainer? Against a Dragonite fresh out of evolution, Gary could win this.

He immediately threw out his Poké Ball.

Thud!

A heavy impact shook the ground as a hulking form emerged—silver armor over a gray-black body, two sharp horns extending from its forehead.

Aggron stomped into position with ground-shaking steps.

Gary had made his choice in an instant. Steel + Rock-type? The perfect counter to a Dragon/Flying Pokémon.

“Steel-Rock Aggron, huh? Solid pick,” August commented.

Aggron was probably the most ideal choice in Gary’s team for this match.

“Hmph. You’re underestimating me, August!” Gary smirked, confidence rising.

Not without reason. Aggron resisted Flying moves fourfold and Dragon moves twofold. It wasn’t just a good match-up—it was an optimal one.

August grinned. “You sure?”

Gary’s whole body flinched involuntarily—muscle memory from too many past defeats.

But then he reminded himself—this time is different.

He had a clear advantage. This wasn’t some bluff or hidden trick.

His confidence returned. “Of course I’m sure!”

Today, he’d boldly set the flag—and prove that flags were not self-fulfilling prophecies.

August was amused by his energy. “Shall we begin?”

“Begin!”

As the two took their positions, the lighting in the facility shifted from passive blue to combat-ready red.

Live broadcast mode automatically activated, and a notification was pushed to all Kanto branch members’ phones:

[Notification: The brilliant Kanto Division Chief “GardevoirSupremacy” is now battling Division Member “IAmChampion.” Click here to watch the live stream >>> Link.]

The first response from everyone was:

Again?

This wasn’t the first time. Ever since the new arena came with live-streaming functionality, every match held here had been broadcast to all members.

Even Silver back in Johto, and Platinum still in Sinnoh, could watch internal matches remotely and learn from them.

Of course… being publicly beaten in front of everyone was one reason Gary had been less than thrilled lately.

“Time for today’s entertainment?” Sabrina sipped her afternoon tea as she opened the stream, ready to enjoy a lovely afternoon.

While she was in it for the fun, others like Silver tuned in to actually learn battle strategies.

The moment the stream opened, everyone noticed something odd:

Gary looked... different.

Gone was the defeated, weary man. Today, he radiated confidence.

The chat lit up.

[Pearl]: Why does Gary-senpai look so fired up today?
[PsychicPrettyGirl]: Probably thinks he has a shot again. 🤔
[Gold]: Logically speaking, Aggron vs. Dragonite is a strong match-up…

As they chatted, the match began.

“Aggron, [Rock Tomb]!” Gary called out, taking the initiative.

He knew August’s level. The only way to win was to move first.

ROAR—!

Aggron bellowed, swinging its arms as jagged boulders surged toward Dragonite.

August’s Dragonite flapped upward and narrowly avoided the attack—but Gary wasn’t disappointed.

Sure, it dodged. But unlike August’s other Pokémon, Dragonite’s movements were clearly awkward and sluggish.

Just as I thought!

Gary grinned. “That Dragonite of yours just evolved. It hasn’t adapted to its new form yet!”

The viewers saw it too.

[Diamond]: Looks like Dragonite really isn’t used to battle… Did August decide to go easy on Gary for once?
[Gold]: If you think August would go easy on Gary, you might as well believe I’ll give you ¥500 tonight to buy curry.
[Diamond]: Really? You’d treat me?
[Gold]: coughs intensely
[Diamond]: Wait wha—
[Pearl]: Sorry, Gold-senpai. I already tried explaining that to him.

Meanwhile, the battle raged on.

August’s Dragonite remained on the back foot, repeatedly cornered.

But just as Aggron’s attacks seemed sure to land—Dragonite would dodge by the slimmest of margins.

Once or twice? Luck. But it kept happening.

Gary’s confidence started to waver.

Why does it keep missing?

Dragonite looked panicked—but its dodges were surgically precise.

This wasn’t luck.

He narrowed his eyes.

“Aggron, [Rock Blast]!”

As Aggron lifted its arms, Gary stared at Dragonite.

Despite its flustered expression, it perfectly avoided every incoming projectile. Like it knew what was coming.

“.....”

Even Gary had to admit it now—Dragonite was faking it.

It was pretending to panic—but dodging like a pro.

He’d never seen a Pokémon with such a nasty personality. It was acting exactly like... that guy.

Deep breath.

Stay calm, he told himself. If he lost his cool, the match was already over.

To August’s surprise, Gary caught on so quickly—and didn’t let it rattle him.

He was growing faster than August had expected.

“Your observation and emotional control are up to par,” August praised.

“Hmph. I’m not happy just because you said that,” Gary muttered. All he wanted now was to win.

But one thing still bothered him:

“Your Dragonite evolved recently. Before that, it barely left the house. How is it dodging attacks so precisely?”

“Simple,” August replied. “I told it.”

“Huh?”

“I used [Aura] to sense Aggron’s move prep, calculated the trajectory, and gave Dragonite advanced warnings. Basic [Aura] application.”

“......”

Even Gary was speechless.

The chat fell silent.

Was that... human speech?

Only Sabrina, also a psychic with her own special abilities, nodded in agreement.

[PsychicPrettyGirl]: He’s not wrong.

[Group Chat]:

...

Gary shook off his momentary frustration and made a strategic pivot.

If ranged single-target attacks weren’t cutting it—it was time to change the game.

“Aggron, [Sandstorm]!”

Aggron raised its arms. From its body, grit and dust burst outward across the already-dry battlefield.

In seconds, a full-blown sandstorm engulfed the arena.

The coarse particles battered Dragonite, irritating its skin and eyes.

But Aggron? Completely unfazed. Its silver armor gleamed, polished by the storm.

In this environment, Rock-types had a Special Defense buff—and the sand nullified Dragonite’s [Multiscale] ability.

This was a perfect counter.

Then Aggron charged.

[Heavy Slam]

Gary’s reasoning was sound. August could predict ranged moves with aura—but close-range melee? Much harder. Dragonite wouldn’t react fast enough.

If it kept dodging, the storm would wear it down anyway.

Either way, Gary had the upper hand.

Or so he thought—

But Dragonite’s eyes lit up. Not with fear—but excitement.

“Wuu!!”

All that time spent lazing at home had built up one thing: battle hunger.

With a mighty flap, Dragonite shot upward.

Then it turned—and dove.

Green energy in the shape of a dragon wrapped around its body.

[Dragon Rush]

Wings slicing the air, Dragonite accelerated to 2504.75 km/h, a blazing green comet plummeting toward Aggron.

Two Pokémon, one charge—head-to-head.

BOOM!

A violent explosion shook the arena.

Steel and dragon energy collided, sending shockwaves through the field. Giant rocks shattered. The sandstorm dispersed around the impact zone.

And then—

To Gary’s disbelief—

Aggron was the one sent flying.

“What?!”

That shouldn’t be possible.

Aggron wasn’t new. Gary had caught it back in Hoenn. Its power was top-tier, nearly Elite Four level.

With superior typing and defense, how had it lost in a straight clash?

Before he could unravel it—

August waved at Dragonite, who pulled something from behind its back—

A glowing red [Draco Plate].

The chat exploded.

[Gold]: Knew it!
[Pearl: Poor Gary-senpai…
[PsychicPrettyGirl]: Drama, suspense, a twist ending—perfect lunchtime viewing.
[Blue]:😕I just saw the alert. What did I miss?
[PsychicPrettyGirl]: Come to my room. I’ve got the full recording.

...

August, satisfied with the outcome, mentally noted the results.

No need for Rayquaza, Dialga, or Palkia—the [Draco Plate] worked perfectly with Dragonite.

It was now Dragonite’s to keep.

What? Would Salamence be jealous?

No way. That glutton only cared about what was for lunch.

He wouldn’t notice even if August gave the [Plate] to Eevee.

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This is a fan translation of 我,宝可梦称号大师! by 落唯 白良. All rights to the original work belong to the creator. Please support them by exploring their original work or sharing it with others if you can. Thank you for reading and supporting my efforts to bring this story to a wider audience!


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