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First Time Mom

Flora receives some words of wisdom from some of the other comic mothers, suggested by BluePhantom90 and CrimsonHelsing!

First Time Mom

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this one is actually genuinely funny. I haven't laughed so hard since seeing Sonic faceplanting the dirt afer a sprint.

Big facts

You should feel bad for all women who can’t use painkillers

When you realize your comment makes no sense based on the time scale, and the fact that it should have been impossible anyways.

I bet Flora had them too. But Trace will have to take care of Flora while she carries and delivers the baby. That's not an easy task too.

Kirien Fost

*Natani pushes through a small crowd of astonished onlookers and licensed doctors* "Outta the way, this is obviously a job for a man! Like me. Yeah." *takes one look at Flora* "yipeyipeyipe"

CrRAR

I hope that Natani helps with delivering Flora's baby just so Natani has a front row seat on child birth.

katadom

While Trace just had to have an orgasm... nature is unjust.

Reseen Dalls

Poor Flora.

DarkriderZX

Yeeeaaah, intentional abortion/miscarriage jokes aren't funny... I'm not some supersensitive wallflower offended by everything, but there are things that aren't rly jokable.

Albert Johfur

That is the world of life

Matthew Morgan

Ahh~ The miracle of child birth!

Customaera

Mary's comment had me rolling. ^_^

FirstOfThFallen

A woman/keidran must know that your first will always be the worst. 🤣

Ostaru Empire

Of course you knocked out one of the doctors, Adelalde. You're inexplicably twice their size.

Kubulai

When u realize it was better with a condom on

KWolf75

Flora: I think I'm going to ask Trace to punch me in the gut as hard as he can.

SCD

*SWEAT*

Meowium99

As much as I cannot wait for this part of the story, I know it will be underwhelming.

RagnaBlade

Where's nora? Her stories must be hilarious.

Ex_04LLZ

you do realize that flora prefers to walk around with only their fur covering... right...

maxim v

are you absolutely sure about that... or some say that giving birth is THE most painful thing anyone can go through, that's right over severe kidney stones...

maxim v

it looks like some still need lessons in picking their words, or that only made it sound a bit worse... :/

maxim v

They are probably partially trolling her.

Thisguy

There’s no escape from your destiny! Next time make better life choices!

Beanus Maxamilus

at this moment she knew, she fucked up

Beanus Maxamilus

Sir, you are a genius

Beanus Maxamilus

I also have a cool idea for a sketch all of the twokinds characters as mad max characters

Rj

I feel bad for flora

Rj

No pressure.

Tygepc

I'm a simple man; I see Adelaide, I favorite and upvote.

I'm glad to see this one finally done. I voted it number one every time it came up for a vote. Thanks to those who finally wanted to see it.

Glenn Sellers

Sorry Flora. You two did the deed! There’s no way back now! Bwahahahaha!

Muddypaws

...but hey! At least it looks cute when it's out! :D

Steve Gloria

"You'll fart, pee, poop and puke in front of ten complete strangers, all of whom will be staring intently at your vagina."

Michel Gerencir

???

Backonninja

and to hear my mom tell it, trying to drown the doctor.

Adamas

lol

Norvin Fisk

Step 1: be prepared to live off of 3 hours of sleep

DanthePaniniMan

O no it’s the VERY awkward talk you all know what I mean

Luckysniper2424

AaaaahhahAAHHAHAHA

Code Mystic Artist

Keidran and humans couldn't mate because of Ephemural, but it's said somewhere in the comic that she removed that block

1. During labor women are full of endorphines, hormones giving the same effect as opium, so women are naturally anesthetized; 2. Scientific studies say labor pain is assimilable to (I think in english is) kidney stone, so yes, men can prove the same pain, but without the endorphines; 3. With proper preparation and the right methods, like breathing or focusing (hipnotism), women can halve the pain; 4. Labor DO gives pain, but in the end a woman give birth to a child (or maybe more), and no man can do the same; that’s why I’m so jealous

I still kinda think Trace/flora is secratly a Dragon becouse dragons can mate whith every race (Reni explained that in chapter 19)

A original name

I got mostly "It's just like really bad period cramps" and "It's not as bad as you think, don't let people scare you". Lieeeeeees, painkillers are the greatest things ever.

bet you wish you hadn't asked. >:D

LupusK

But where is the magic if you just conjure it out?

FurrySunny

Trace needs to make like Whis and magic their child out of Flora's womb when the time approaches.

The Sexy Beast

Note for Trace: Just do what your wife tells you to do and hug it a lot. Also remember to tell her boyfriends, if its a girl, that you have an alternate personality who knows a lot of really painful murder Spells.

FurrySunny

This is why I'm still hesitant. You've got all my respect ladies !

Little_shewolf

Sometime, a lying is good >~>

Kaija

Why I have this dark chuckle

Ginnung Fox

The moment when a new life comes to our world, a beautiful moment with a lot of screaming and pain.

Lol x3

Keith_yaj

So. Next comic about Trace getting notes about becoming a Father?

FurrySunny

All of you just shout up! Your scaring Flora.

Wolf guy

My parents once talked with me about that. Forget wedding day. The day you become parents is the most wonderful day in your life.

FurrySunny

Also, by knocking out one of the doctors in the process, King Adelaide means: “Projectile Childbirth” launching the doctor against the wall. The single pillow meant to catch Maddy was not sufficient. Also, the doctor was her dad, so maybe that’s why we’ve never seen him.

DarthKeidran

Ending to The FLY

MoppyPuppy

XDD Me thinkth this'll be colored by June. (or whenever's Mother's Day lands on.)

Patrick Horton

To be honest, Mary probably could have used some when Raine was born, pups are born with claws.

DarthKeidran

Grade-A plus xD lmao! Chill, Flora, I'm sure they're just overexagerating. C'mon ladies, knock it off!

ElderScrollsMekkan

Don’t worry Flora, you’ll be fine

Mediawatcher

I can imagine Mary discovering her daughter is a cute keidran wolf . Don't be worried , Flora : i'm sure all will be fine for you .............. *prepare the anesthetic*

Panther

IT'S HILARIOUS XD It has to have part 2 xD

Natani Wolf

You'll be fine Flora!

Thestooge

Trace? I’m gonna ask this nicely, but will you find a way to give Keith all my labor pains? As payback for being mean to me for the first couple months we knew each other?

DarthKeidran

That's just glorious

AstroChaos


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