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Stray Cat Strut - Volume Eight - Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Thirteen - 

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“Alright, sit down,” Professor Rogers said.

I didn’t need to be told twice. Over the last few minutes, while we were doing jumping jacks at one end of the room, the teacher’s assistants were moving the mats off the floor where the seats were. Now the desks had unfolded and were back in their neat little rows.

I flopped down onto mine and let out a long breath. My heart was still pumping fast, and I could feel the wet slickness of sweat sticking to my back. The shitty gym shirt I had didn’t breathe well.

“Class will end in an hour. We’re going to alternate, going forwards, between long class-sessions where we focus on theory and discussions, and physical education at the end, and longer physical education sessions followed by theory,” the professor said. “Historically, this has worked relatively well. Even if you feel physically exhausted, that shouldn’t stop your minds from working, and the physical training post-lesson sometimes gives you time to think and meditate on what you just learned.”

I nodded. Yeah, I could get that. Not super fond of the idea of spending so much learning time as a sweaty mess, but I got it.

“Good, now that we’re all on the same page, let’s continue our discussion from last time. We talked about Sun Tsu, a strategist and military theorist of ancient China. Today we’re going to cover someone a little younger. Carl Phillip Gottfried von Clauswitz. Everyone who studies military history usually refers to him as Clausewitz alone.”

The professor turned to one of his TAs and gestured to them. They returned a moment later with a small fold-out seat that he sat on backwards. 

“Clausewitz was a Prussian general and theorist whose work can honestly be said to have shaped modern warfare. He fought in the Napoleonic wars, a time much like the present where new technologies were changing the fundamental ways that wars were fought. He was a successful general, but more importantly, he wrote about his observations in a book whose name roughly translates to ‘On War’ or ‘About War.’”

Rogers rubbed at the bridge of his nose. I wondered if he had notes written on his augs or something so that we couldn’t see, or if he was pulling all of this from thin air.

“Clausewitz’s work is... honestly, kind of shit,” Rogers said. “It’s unfinished, filled with contradictory statements, and some of his observations are clearly biased. I’d still suggest reading his work, but do so with an annotated edition that includes the relevant historical context. Or at least watch a few docs on Prussian and the Napoleonic period. Anyway...”

He waves his hand through the air dismissively.

“The point is, Clauswitz wasn’t a perfect man, or a perfect theorist, but his work and observations on the facts of warfare serve as a good stepping stone for a modern understanding of warfare. War, in his view, isn’t a predictable science, but an uncontrolled and dynamic force shaped by humans. That means emotions come into play as much as technology and geography.”

I nodded along. Ancient dude wasn’t perfect. Got it.

“His ideas still influence modern military doctrine, corporate security, and most forms of asymmetric warfare. Interestingly, his ideas on warfare often fall flat in the face of the Antithesis. There’s a lot of what he said that can be applied to keeping humanity ready and willing to fight, but at the same time, the Antithesis don’t care for the psychology of warfare in a way that matters.”

The professor blinked a couple of times, and the screen behind him lit up. There was a picture of some guy on it. Or a picture of a painting of some guy. I had to assume that was Clausewitz himself.

“One of his main emphasis was that war isn’t just a matter of strenght, but one of perception. If your enemy is underestimating you, or you mislead them about your capabilities, then their strategy is compromised. This is especially true today where a lot of war is fought digitally between corporations. The battlefield is stockholder loyalty and public perception as opposed to geographic lines and ideological differences.”

He blinked, and the screen shifted to show two very generic corporate icons. 

“Let’s use an example here. Corp A and Corp B here are vying for dominance in a specific field. They both have manufacturing set up for something that’s vaguely valuable. Say... they make body kits for modern hovercars. It’s lucrative enough as a business that both corporations are valued in the low billions. Corp A wants to push a new kind of design onto the market, something big and flashy.”

Another click, and there was a picture of a boxy car, then it turned into something... still kind of boxy. Professor Rogers wasn’t a designer, I figured.

“There are several ways that Corp A can succeed with a new product, but given that they’re in an ecosystem with competition, then need to work around the competition. Clausewitz’ principles of warfare suggest that all-out physical violence should only be employed later, once subterfuge and other methods have failed. Corp A could try to launch a campaign to discredit Corp B. They could bribe members of Corp B to introduce a higher number of failures in their product. They could drop false information that leads to Corp B suspecting a product launch before its actual date, forcing them to move faster and make more mistakes. The goal is to fight with information control first. Avoid gunfights, avoid assassinations, because once you’ve started down that path, then you can’t walk it back.”

Rogers licked his lips.

“The real lesson, however, is that warfare, whether corporate or national, is fought against people. The enemy isn’t just a faceless entity, but is composed of hundreds of individuals with their own fears and morals and feelings. There are actions you can take to influence these people directly or indirectly that can lead to an eventual victory without violence, or that can give you an advantage when violence does occur.”

Rogers blinked and the screen changed again, this time showing a political sort in front of a crowd, behind him was a group of suits and assistants.

“In January 2035 this man, Maxime Mythe, was one of the leading politicians of a French political party with a middle-right leaning. His party was gaining popularity in several polls and he was in line to become an influential politician. His slate was clean. No cheating on his spouse, no diddling kids, no bribes. He was an asshole, because he was a politician, but a clean one.”

The image zoomed in on one of the randos behind the Maxime guy.

“This is his press secretary. A young man whose slate wasn’t nearly as clean. At the time, Maxime was fighting against bio-modifications in his country, wanting to make them illegal and increase enforcement against the use of cyberization. Solace Biotech, a now defunct company, decided to fight against Maxime, but their head of cybersecurity very specifically targeted his press secretary. He was blackmailed into revealing several sensitive documents, including several which were falsified. It didn’t matter that they were fake, the public outrage was enough that by the time investigations were complete, the laws that Maxime wanted to put into place were never going to see the light of day, and his political career was shot.”

I rubbed at my face. I hadn’t heard of this thing, but... yeah, that sounded plausible. I’d seen plenty of political shit go down on my personal media feed that looked a lot like this. 

So how much of what I’d seen throughout my life was someone fucking with someone else like this? 

Lucy would love this shit.

Rogers went on for a while, going back to some ancient history with Clausewitz and then comparing some of that guy’s stuff to Sun Tsu and how they differed in some ways and overlapped in others. 

Soon enough, though, the class was over. Five minutes before it was meant to, even.

“Alright, I’ll see you all in two days,” Rogers said. “You’re off early because you need to shower. The stink of you lot is driving me insane. We’re starting the next class five minutes early to make up for it.”

I peeled myself off the seat, then sighed as a smiling Olivia frumped her way over. “Did you enjoy the class?” she asked. “CIAL’s lessons are specially designed to help students take in as much information as possible in as short a time! Even our physical education is designed to maximize learning efforts!”

“Yeah, it was fine,” I said. “I’mma head out. I think there’s a shower in my mech. No offence, but I’m not big on public showers where a bunch of dudes have their dicks out. So, uh, you have fun with that.”

I needed to get clean, and maybe zone out for a while.

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Comments

I disagree. Cat is invested/interested in at least two areas this would be useful. The city sewage/sanitation system requires maneuvering through multiple levels of bureaucracy in both the city government and the Family. These lessons could help in realizing threatening with a gun or shooting someone because they are lazy, annoying, indifferent, ... has other ways to motivate. The lessons could also apply to her charity work like the prosthetics services.

Natalie Holeman

Lol, what if that class moved from the 2035 guy to ending with the image of just as cat pullthe gun on the mayor. Now where does this incedent land? Lol

Docnox

I think downplaying Clausewitz was Roger's attempt to nudge Cat with a "Not everyone in this work is great at it" kind of line. I suspect Roger's actually wants to run over Cat's past actions because she's handled herself brilliantly even with her mistakes (which might not even make it into the lesson). But since he was shot down up front, he's playing a longer game. He might even sanitize her work and just use generic examples that sound suspiciously familiar.

Wizard Tim

That class was mostly pointless for Cat but really was perfect for Lucy. Plants care about force because they try to adapt and overcome that force. Corporations use government tactics on their competitors and governments use business tactics against both Cat needs to fabricate proper clothes for physical activity and fighting

Irish Not Sane

given that they’re in an ecosystem with competition, then need to work around the competition. then → they

Baldrickk

Once the school ark is over Lucy needs to hire CAIL to run the Kitten's Basic Training.

White Neko Knight

Thanks for the interesting chapter! I'm not quite sure I agree with the professor's view on von Clausewitz, especially his view of his applicability (or lack thereof) on antithesis. To start with, I would not describe war not being just a matter of strength, but also one of perception as one of von Clausewitz' main points, or at least not one of his really important ones as that was an observation that had been voiced lots of times before and was well understood and utilised widely already. As for antithesis, a lot of especially his political and psychological theses are of course either not applicable or would need heavy adaption, but I'd say there is plenty to be found in Vom Kriege that is relevant for one or both parties in this conflict, as well as the interhuman relationships as Earth hardly shows a united front against the alien incursions. Some of his more well-known observations that I can think of being useful would be those about centers of gravity and fulcrums, the concept of the fog of war that he invented, or his theories about culminations on different scales or the parts about friction and his emphasis on simplicity. But enough of that, I really liked the chapter even if it might not sound like it after that wall of text. :p I hope Cat spends a few points on some Samurai-grade sports utlity wear as to not be all sticky and stinky after class - and just to once again emphasize that she doesn't care about rules of school-approved clothes if that unneccessarily impacts her comfort. A random thought I had this chapter was that I can totally see "Cat inhuming the mayor live on camera" coming up as an example in one of Lucy's politics and leadership classes. I'd love to see the discussion that would crop up around that, especially with Lucy herself sitting right there.

Narf

Thanks for the chapter!

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