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FIRST TIME WATCHING: After!!

OMG!! I had SO MUCH FUN with this one. Get ready for the cheesy, cringey vibes today y'all. I watched this on Netflix for those who want to join me. C'mon...you know you want to! 

As always. thank you for your support here on Patreon! Until the next one, take care and stay golden.

LINK: https://youtu.be/IUTRdqXZAEM 

Original Movie: After

Comments

When your Patreon host saves the movie… Cringey 😬 isn’t a strong enough word to describe the movie, respectfully ✊🏿. This was a tough watch for me. I practically preyed that they would turn in werewolves or run 🏃‍♂️ really fast through the forest just to breakup constant staring contests. (No words, just stares.) 😂 Unfortunately, I will likely pass on the next films in this series, breaking my habit of “completing the set”. Thanx.

Marcus Powell

There is 5 movies, with both a sequel and a prequel in development

jamie jones

Boy, ths was SO cringey! And there are THREE more movies?! About what exactly?? I enjoy a cheesy romance now and then but this movie was so dull and had neither substance nor spice. That said, I'll be here watching the rest of this atrocity with you.

Jules Readner

this book series unironically warped a lot of young girls' views about love. even i, a once fanfiction fiend couldn't handle the toxicity and the ethics of warping a real human's character (and i would read anything). there were girls who wanted to do full-blown book reports on this, it was.... definitely a time

Ariana Mitchell

hero's talent to not sound british while being british never ceases to amaze me in these

Ariana Mitchell

I did watch the previous movies though.

Logan Kerlee

Never watched the movie, but just googled it and I'm very interested in it! I'll go ahead and give it a watch. :)

Logan Kerlee

lmao, I jumped ship after 15 minutes! Ya'll have some wish for pain. :P

Logan Kerlee

I made it 15 minutes in. I feel you.

Logan Kerlee

I made it 15 minutes in and I tapped out! xD This ain't for me.

Logan Kerlee

react to tenet plz

saim

You made me laugh out loud several times during your reaction to this, Natalie. I thoroughly enjoyed it. The movie, on the other hand, was atrocious. Bad boy wears leather jacket. Check! Bad boy reads books, making him deep and thoughtful. Check! Bad boy reads same books teenage girl audience has read in high school English class. Check! Bad boy has meaningless disagreement with virgin girl over books, which substitutes for actual relationship issues. Check! Bad boy overreacts out of jealousy, starting fight over someone else's treatment of virgin girl. Check! Bad boy trashes own house out of raging jealousy over virgin girl. Check! This in no way whatsoever is a red flag that virgin girl is getting involved with a violently jealous man who loses control over minuscule slights to himself or virgin girl. Wow. I'm only a third of the way through the movie. This is not worth me doing the whole thing for these jokes. Except I'll point out one major one, probably the biggest and most important element that will make women flock to a movie like this even as they joke about how terrible it is. Psychologists and sociologists note that the Number 1 female fantasy about their relationships that helps them to achieve orgasm is this: that they have taken a bad boy, a damaged soul, and fixed him with the magic of her love and her femininity. This is the ultimate female expression of power, that they can fix a man, that they can change him, tame him, from a bad boy into a respectable husband that they can show off to all her friends, make them jealous, that she won the prize, again, through her powerful love and femininity, and her sexuality. This, of course, is incredibly stupid, and you can ask around to any group of females of dating age how their efforts to change a man have worked out. Yet they all continue to try, so powerful is this fantasy, that they get into relationships and then ruin them as they constantly nag and complain trying to force someone to be a different person than what they really are. Because, unfortunately, they don't want a relationship with a person, with a real human being. What they want is a robot that looks human that will always say and do the right thing in every given situation and will otherwise turn itself off and let them do whatever they want to do and will never make any demands of her or, god forbid, ever tell her that she just might be wrong about something. That's why women will still like trash like this movie. Because the guy is a bad boy just long enough until they get into a relationship and then suddenly all those bad boy traits that attracted virgin girl in the first place have magically disappeared, and suddenly bad boy has been neutered and now just provides a new place to stay, and hugs and kisses virgin girl and has pillow fights with her. Because, as I explained, there's that female fantasy coming around. He's only a bad boy long enough for HER liking, for HER to fall in love with him, and he instantly changes into that tame fantasy, tamed by her love. Blech. Gross. But hey, gotta be fair about this here. Another fifty or sixty years of movies about female fantasy wish fulfillment and we should be caught up to all the MALE fantasy wish fulfillment we've been forced to consume in movies and TV for the last half century. Maybe then we can really start complaining. [EDIT] This post is not intended to be offensive toward anyone and is only intended to be humorous and perhaps thought provoking, but in any case it's for entertainment purposes only.

Skizane

Seek psychiatric help immediately.

Skizane

Almost halfway through and why am I subjecting myself to this? Terrible movie. I mean I’m having fun, but is it worth it? No. It’s not worth it. Heed my warning and save yourselves.

Razor Bikini

Okay so the shooting location is Atlanta. The ONLY reason I knew that is because they do the same skyline freeway shot that The Walking Dead did at the end of its pilot and on all its marketing. I did google the college location and it’s Emory University, also in Georgia.

djKENTO

Trash Thursday definitely needs to become a thing. Hilarious reaction.

Frankie Crews

Pass lol.

Kev Martin

I actually love this series!

Luna Seydoux

Omg Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill had better romantic chemistry in 21 Jump street than the two dunderheads in this movie.

Andy

I thought I was going to make it through, but noped out at the "don't flatter yourself" dbag who's "just not seeing" her at a party. I'm sure he must be the love interest, and I can't hang out with him for another hour and a half. XD

Troy B.

I've watched 50 shades of gray, the last airbender and now this movie with you. I think subscribers who sat through all 3 deserve a special message for being true homies looool

Andy

This was such a funny reaction just something to turn my brain off for a dumb romance movie. This whole movie was like watching Twlight but with none of the vampires to make it interesting. I was literally comparing them both Edward & Bella so much I was laughing Hardin gave such serial killer vibes in the beginning and Tessa literally was Bella but somehow worse. I was glad it was finally over until you said at the end there was 4 MORE MOVIES.. oh god.

Kyle Turning Robe

Watch IRON CLAW its so fuxking good you would love/ cry a lot

Sebastyn Raine Daugherty

Natalie, let's coin this as "Trash Movie Thursday" or "Nats Trash of the Internet" Though I think it would be absolutely hysterical if you watch a trash film and end up really enjoying it. 😂

LightsCameraJake

Most of the film was filmed in and around Atlanta Georgia.

Baggie Mark

Twinsies... I've got a colonoscopy coming soon as well 🤒, hopefully both will go well for us..

Baggie Mark

It’s TRASH TIME with Natalie Gold! Grab a shovel and a mop and let’s dump right onto the garbage…

djKENTO

I was not interested at all in this one. But I'll watch it now that I have company 🤣

Stephanie Fernandes

I’m down to clown with anything we’re watching at this point! Always a good time✨

Jordan

Happy Thursday Nat. ha ha in your thumbnail you are either proclaiming victory for making us watch this, or you are putting something in quotes 😄 Going to start watching this one with you, but I'm not promising that I will finish it 😂 Well, I'm proud of myself for making it to the end, although it was due more to your constant ribbing of the movie rather than the movie itself Nat 😄 It was harmless fun anyway, made better by your awesome comments. Thanks for a fun video today. I'm off now to watch the next 4 movies back to back. Only kidding 😁

Darryl Low

First! xD

Hertzweil


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