The world blurred beneath him.
Superman flew so fast the sky peeled apart. Mountains became shadows. Oceans flashed like mirrors. In mere seconds, he had already crossed five continents.
But he wasn’t just fast—he was focused. Every fiber of his being was tuned to one thing:
Lois.
She had vanished.
A kidnapping. No note. No signal. Just an empty newsroom chair and a knot in his chest that no power on Earth could ease.
Hovering above the stratosphere, Superman flexed—muscles thick as steel and pulsing with energy. His massive chest rose and fell with thunderous force. His back was wide enough to cast shadows on clouds. His biceps coiled like living stone beneath his suit, while his glowing eyes scanned the world’s every crevice—oceans, jungles, bunkers.
Then—a heartbeat. Familiar. Faint. Steady.
He locked onto it instantly.
“Northwestern Alaska.”
An abandoned weapons factory.
His jaw clenched. The veins across his arms bulged. Then he vanished.
The atmosphere cracked like a cannon. Sonic booms shattered the snowfields as Superman dove from orbit, muscles tensed like coiled gods. He hit the earth with the force of a meteor, punching straight through the rusted roof.
Boom.
And there she was.
Tied to a chair. Gagged. Glaring defiantly.
Superman landed like judgment incarnate.
“Lois! I’m here!”
But then... something moved behind her.
Not the Joker.
Harley Quinn.
But not the Harley he knew.
This Harley stood tall—massive. Her classic red-and-black jester suit clung to a monstrosity of feminine muscle. Her body was an anatomy lesson drawn by madness itself—every sinew, every vein exaggerated beyond comprehension. Her shoulders were mountains. Her arms were larger than Lois’s waist. Her quads strained her leggings into near-ribbons, each step cracking the concrete beneath her boots.
Harley smirked, twirling a strand of hair between fingers the size of bricks.
“Surprise, big boy~”
Superman stared. “What… happened to you?”
She stepped into the light, and her pecs flexed through the thin fabric of her top with a bounce that echoed like a drumbeat.
“Oh, just a lil’ power-up cocktail,” she said sweetly. “Lex left some goodies in cold storage. A mix of Kryptonian DNA, Doomsday enzymes, maybe a dash of Bane’s venom. And now...”
She struck a double bicep pose.
Her arms exploded outward, skin tight over hyper-defined peaks. The muscle danced under the surface—alive, growing even now.
“...I’m the queen of muscle. And you, blue boy, ain’t the biggest gun in the room anymore.”
Superman took a breath, stepping forward. “Harley, I don’t know what you’ve done, but it ends now. Come back with me. Peacefully.”
Harley’s grin sharpened. “Aww, still using your Boy Scout voice? You really think you’re in charge?”
In one hand, she ripped a 40-ton tank from the shadows behind her—like it was made of cardboard—and hurled it at him.
BOOM!
Superman caught it one-handed, muscles tensing with practiced ease. He lowered it gently and sighed.
“Please.”
Her eyes narrowed.
Then she grabbed a solid steel girder—10 tons—and swung it full force into his jaw.
CLAAANG!
The bar bent around his face like aluminum foil.
Superman stood unfazed. “Harley—”
“—Shut up!”
Her entire body pulsed—a final growth spasm erupting across her frame.
Veins surged across her arms and traps. Her glutes ballooned outward. Her abs clenched into a ridged wall of power. Her lats flared, her suit stretching, tearing at the seams.
Her voice deepened with energy. “I don’t want your pity. I want your respect. And if I gotta beat it outta you…”
She vanished.
CRACK!
Her fist collided with Superman’s face—his head snapped back. He flew through the factory wall, crashing into steel beams and concrete, then back up into the sky like a comet.
Lois gasped through her gag, eyes wide. Dust and silence settled.
Harley exhaled slowly, steam rising from her body. She flexed, every muscle popping like fireworks under her skin. She looked down at her own arms, now bigger than most people’s torsos.
She was a goddess now. A weapon. She felt it in her blood.
Lois stared in disbelief as Harley strutted toward her, traps towering, quads flaring, biceps twitching.
Harley leaned in close, lips curling into a wicked grin.
“So…”
She flexed both arms, peaks brushing her ears.
“You still want that interview, or what?”