Collector's-Edition Blonde

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“Jesus…” 5+ years of on-demand cleaning experience had pretty much dulled Justin to seeing the worst of people’s rooms, it’s not a profession you can partake in with a weak stomach, but this particular job he could definitely classify as one of the worst. Every inch of the room’s walls were covered in posters, and every busty anime girl within said posters covered in, what he assumed to be, semen “Yeah man, sorry about that, it’s becoming unbearable even for me. Just, uh, think about the paycheck and power through?” Nathan, his client, the man responsible for the disgusting cum cave that he dared call a room, patted him on the back before he waddled off onto the living room; not much cleaner than what was in front of Justin’s eyes but definitely habitable compared to it. Justin just sighed in response, strapped on his gloves and walked into neet hell whilst trying to focus on the sum of money he would earn for it.

“Come on” Justin couldn’t help but grumble to himself in disgust as he went into the room…and then stepped on a horridly wet game box, the girl on the cover plastered in the same sticky substance as the rest of the walls “Don’t judge them Justin, just clean their shit and get paid” Justin huffed out, steeling himself to touch the liquid covered game box for just enough time to be able to toss it into the trash bag by his side, wincing a bit as it nearly slipped from his grasp with a much wetter squelch than he would’ve liked to hear. Curiosity piquing against his better judgment, Justin turned the box around to get a better look at the “tributed” piece before he threw it away, and he honestly couldn’t tell if he was disappointed or surprised once he got a look at it; the cover consisting of nothing less than a blonde school girl with half her cleavage poking out of an unbuttoned blouse, surrounded by a group of equally slutty looking girls posing erotically over some school desks. 

The only things surprising about it were the generally modest curves of the women depicted within the cover art, he expected - given the nature of his client - to find some tits the size of watermelons on the cover, yet the proportions were very “subdued” for this genre “Whatever” he muttered, hand moving to toss it into his trash bag which very suddenly tumbled onto the floor accompanied by the stained box, his gloves and his face mask “Everything alright?” the worried voice of Nathan followed the sound of clattering objects to his room, stepping in to find the cleaning supplies scattered across the floor now very Justin-less “Jus–-?” he tried to call out a name, but who was he calling out to again? And why were there cleaning supplies on the floor? The questions ran through Nathan’s mind until his eyes focused on the game box resting on the tile floor “H-High Collector's Edition? What was I thinking, throwing you away?!” Nathan chuckled while he loaded the game onto his console, supplies and disappeared cleaner long forgotten as it booted him onto the main menu ready for a fresh playthrough and a fresh wank.

“Jenny get, like, up sleepyhead we need to get ready girl, quick!” a bubbly, excited voice jolted Justin awake “Hhhm wha?” bringing his groggy form to gaze upon his new surroundings. No longer was he within the walls of his client’s coom cave but, impossible as it appeared to him, he was welcomed to the sight of a very lively classroom and a girl with pink hair standing just over his frame “Did you even sleep at all last night? Girl you look like a mess, here” the girl spoke as if she had known him for years already whilst procuring a small make-up mirror from her designer bag and handing it over to the very confused man “Thanks but why are you calling me Jenn…” the words died on his lips as soon as his manicured hands flipped open the mirror; staring back was a reflection familiar yet very distinctively different, his previously robust work-hardened frame had slimmed down severely, shoulders rounded out and his limbs no longer apt for hard lifting. His face had lost its sharp edges in favor of softer features surrounded by unblemished porcelain-like skin, but most disturbing of all were the blonde locks reaching past his shoulders, way longer and way off color than they should be.

“How…” he touched one of the golden strands, the silky texture somehow familiar yet alien to his fingers “You are so funny today Jenny” his gaze turned up to the giggling pinkette “I’m Jus… Justi… Je… Jenny?” he tried to correct her apparent mistake, but what was he even trying to correct? “Of course you’re Jenny silly, we’ve been friends since kindergarten” did they now? Why did Liz sound so confident about that? Wait Liz? “Liz…” the name instantly brought a big smile out of the giggling girl “Yep, that’s my name~ Now, we need to get you ready girl” Liz swiped away the mirror from Jenny’s hands, replacing it with a make-up kit and some hair clips. The blonde just rolled her eyes in response, now very much aware of how pushy Liz could get when it came to their looks “What’s got ya so excited today anyway?” Jenny asked while securing some light blue clips onto her bangs “You totez don’t know? There’s a new transfer student coming today! Apparently he’s like, totally hot so we need to step up our game!” Liz was practically beaming out a physical aura of pure excitement as she masterfully applied red gloss onto Jenny’s plumping lips, prepping them ready for some kisses and, if she got lucky, something way more fun “Yeah sure…” Jenny rolled her eyes at her friend’s enthusiasm, she’s dressed as your typical blonde gal ever since Liz convinced them to get on with the trend, yet she never did fit the necessary requirements to make it work for her, mostly lacking the curves one would associate with the look.

“Trust me girl, his eyes are going to be glued to you, specially when you keep your tits out like that” what was she even “Oooh~” a playful poke at her wobbly meat slipped the sound right out of Jenny’s sweet lips, the foreign sensation forcing her hands up to instinctively cover a pair of round breasts pushing against the fabric of her blouse “When did they,,,” she asked under her breath, a glimmer of sentience returning to her as she tested the heft of her beautifully round orbs with the palms of her hands “Girl please, they’ve been getting bigger since, like, a month ago. You seriously have not noticed the guys drooling all over you?” she scoffed at her friend’s teasing words, even as her blossoming melons burst her top open, spilling out into a vast expanse of jiggly cleavage “Of course I noticed, what good would these puppies do for me if they were hidden? They were made to be drooled on” the vestiges of Justin’s self burned out into tit data, Jenny purred back with a newfound confidence, giving her shoulders a shimmy to flaunt her impressive jugs around, much to her friend’s amusement “Girl, you make me look innocent with that attitude” Liz giggled, Jenny had always been kind of a slut but the moment those tits grew in really solidified her position within the school hunting grounds.

“Oh! Oh! Jenny that’s him!” Liz squealed in delight and stopped her unprompted dress up session to point towards the front of the class as a student walked in, black hair, clean clothes, average build, Jenny really didn’t get what was so cool about him; he looked like just another man to tease with her tits and maybe earn a few bucks off “Jenny! Jenny! You totally need to go get him!” Liz was bouncing around like crazy, holding on to Jenny’s arm for support even as she attempted to shove the pink haired girl off “Fine, I’ll go see what he’s made off” Jenny purred out, putting on her best game as she sexily swayed her way onto his desk, leaning on her arms as she reached it, so kindly placing her two biggest assets right on his dinner plate “Hey there, I’m Jenny, nice to meet you cutie~” she greeted the boy with a giggle and a wiggle of her milk jugs, hoping he would fall over her charms, but she was only met with a rather blank stare “Hello, I’m [LoverboyNathan45], nice to meet you Jenny” his reply was robotic, a mere premade dialogue option picked from an available selection “Jenny, mind a quickie under the desk?” he suddenly blurted out which made her jump back in surprise and offense “W-what no! What the fuck is wro-” the world stopped for Jenny and the rest of the classroom before she could express her disgust, their reality frozen over as a fuming Nathan hit the pause button back in his bedroom “Come on! How am I supposed to jerk it when the first girl I meet says no?! Isn’t this supposed to be a hentai game?” he complained even as he opened and scrolled down the game’s pre-packaged cheat menu, made for impatient coomers just like himself “Customize character?” Nathan grinned, why progress a character’s route when he could just tune up the love meter? Fuck it, since he was going to cheat anyway, might as well fine tune the character to his liking, no need to jerk it to the very clearly western-censored and diminished Jenny on his game copy when he could make her perfect.

“[LoverboyNathan45]?” a very confused Jenny asked the idle boy, unaware of how ridiculous the name slipped off her tongue, or of how her breasts were currently swelling past the limits of her bra cups, their already prominent size increasing well into prize-winning melon proportions that clipped through her newly selected lingerie set with every bounce and jiggle. Not to be outdone by her upper body, Jenny’s ass exploded well past her shoulders, forming a massive heart-shaped butt on her character model, each cheek so big that her panties got lost right in between them. Said panties stretched skin tight over her thighs, each plump mound now a meaty pillar of soft fat, so inhumanly thick that they melted into the lower part of her ass checks “Now this is a waifu, just like the Japanese developers intended” Nathan smiled with satisfaction as the 3D-render of Jenny’s changed boy performed its default idle animation, now an unintended sensual display of her curves as jiggles rippled through her oversexualized body with little to no effort “Let’s try that again” he chuckled as he unlocked all the game’s dialogue options and unpaused, ready to conquer the game’s first heroine now that she was - in his eyes at least - the perfect woman.

“Jenny, mind a quickie under the desk?” the boy spat out at Jenny once more “I’m not sure if-” a strange feeling washed over Jenny as she considered the boy’s demand, what was she not sure about? He could ask for anything of her, he was her world after all, she existed only to satisfy him “How naughty [LoverboyNathan45]!” Jenny, the love struck blonde giggled flirtatiously, voice breathy with desire as she moved under his desk, undoing his belt with animalistic hunger “Let me take care of that for you~” she cooed out as the head of his member slipped past her lips, filling her hungry mouth with pure salty bliss “Mmmpphg~” Jenny moaned around his loverboy’s cock, swallowing down as much as she could while her tits squeezed around whatever wouldn’t fit in her mouth. Fuck, she loved this feeling, she loved how she could barely breathe around his musky stench, how he took the straps of her bra to thrust further into her mouth. She loved it all and would love it all over again when Nathan inevitably restarted the game, editing the first heroine into his cock sleeve, the first character that always happened to be her - the flirty blonde gal.

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Did I take extra long to post this because I suck ass at writing in 3rd person? Possibly. Did I need to make it 3rd person? No, not really. Did I improve as a writer because of my stuborness? No, I don't think so.

Anyway if you are reading this then I successfully finished this instead of dying from caffeine overdose, I am either in bed now or in the process of making another story for today in order to catch up with the same schedule that I made and immediately messed up. I'll probably update it later. Anyway, hope you enjoyed and see ya next time : )

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