Daphne’s Desire

Daphne is jealous of Shaggy’s ability to eat whatever he wants without gaining any weight. It’s nothing but salad and water to keep her girlish figure in check. But one day when the gang splits up, Daphne ends up with Shaggy instead.

His nose leads them right to the kitchen and after watching Shaggy do his thing, Daphne finally gives in. “Oh, just one bite won’t hurt.”

“You fell for my trap!”

“Oh no, it’s the Chef’s Apparition!” And Daphne fell through a trap door and got knocked out.

Upon waking, she saw that she was alone. But not totally alone, there were mountains and mountains of delicious food.

There was nothing to do in order to pass the time except to eat. So she did. And she did some more. She had no concept of how much time was passing, but her little purple dress was getting rather uncomfortable lately.

Her midriff was beginning to show from underneath her dress. “You know, being alone down here means the only person I have to impress is myself. And you know what would be really impressive? Ripping out of this dress because of sheer gluttony and disregard for the feelings of others.”

Weeks and weeks must have passed and the food just never disappointed or disappeared. Then, one fateful taco finally did it. *rrriiiippppp!* Daphne looked like a blubbery version of Tarzan’s wife draped in purple shreds.

Reaching into her hand bag, she pulled out her skimpiest bikini and read the tag. “One size fits all.” She groped her buxom breasts to get a better look at her protruding, fat gut. “Hmmmm, we’ll see if this thing really fits ALL sizes.” Daphne salivated at the thought of growing uncontrollably while she thought about doubling or tripling in size. The thought of being rescued had never crossed her mind all this time.

In the outside world, the gang had solved the mystery without her. It turns out that Daphne’s jealous college roommate had set the trap. She would never utter Daphne’s location though. She just laughed maniacally, knowing what was happening to her ex-best-friend in her secret dungeon.