Cancelled jokes for reason of laughing with the dying guy is kind of inappropriate :
"i can do everything a woman can
my sandwhiches are delicious
you should taste my buns"
"If you need me to I can be a huge witch
I got a big broom in my pants
I'd fill you cauldron with my love potion"
"To fix a syphon, you use a wrench.
To fix dragon, you use a wench."