Ortie 23
Added 2015-11-04 23:25:12 +0000 UTCSome things make people iredeemably dumb.
Like ALCOHOL. And buttsex.
Let's not even talk about getting buttsexed by an alcohol bottle.
You get really fackin dumb.
It might also feel great tho.
Until the bottle breaks and you get jagged glass stuck in your anus.
Good thing is, if the alcohol is strong enough it'll disinfect itself.
Good luck pooping that out tho.
Comments
Use the other end maybe? I dunno, it might turn out a tad bit better for you.
Kaioku
2015-11-05 01:00:18 +0000 UTCI think it's because I put the bottle backwards that it happened.
RodVonBoche
2015-11-05 00:58:14 +0000 UTCWell then. Thats a plus. Butt i think you should make sure that all shards are out! Maybe put some protection on next time.
Kaioku
2015-11-05 00:35:32 +0000 UTCI got most of the shards out, it's okay.
RodVonBoche
2015-11-05 00:21:48 +0000 UTC... Is there something i should be concerned about with your alcohol buttbottles sex?... What have you been doing the past few days o.o Also, the page is pretty cute. ^_^
Kaioku
2015-11-04 23:31:45 +0000 UTC
