when you're the only one naked at the beach
Added 2018-08-24 14:42:02 +0000 UTC"why is this girl always naked. I thought this was supposed to be a family friendly beach and I've been coming here for the past two days and she's always running around with her tits out. good god. I want to talk to the manager. Yes you heard me, who is the supervisor of this beach?"
-some nearby mom, probably. Mumbling to her husband.
"Shut up Debby", her husband snaps. "There are no such thing as 'beach managers'. This isn't applebees and lets be honest she has great tits and you're the only one complaining. drink more wine and then maybe you'll whip your tits out too"
