P062: Escape from 9/11

You

Diddums

Apollo 14, 15, 16 😭😭😭

SoftCore PornStar

And I imagine you jerking off in a computer chair hurting your dick with the dorito crumbs on ur fingers the only pussy you’ve ever been in is ur mothers 🔥💯🐒 but sad part was it was even your real mom because adopted kids only leave the playground with hurt butts and no Christmas presents

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

The only monkey around here is Devon's coward monkey friend that shot himself 😂

Jo Bones

So Ben was that your racist origin story. The black guy at the basketball game. It’s coming together.

OG HoneyBadger

Why show off the putter if no recent golf streams. I really enjoyed those.

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Reincarnation

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

The only podcast that makes me laugh on the train anymore - cancelled all other Patreons months ago, doesn’t matter who they were.

Robust Duck

shrek about to wreck mass puss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzJ1fo-oUpk

P3RK M1K3

Ben are you familiar with 'The Abilene Paradox'?

E-Dog

Keep suckin I’m bout to nut.

GoVolsDeep

Nobody cares retard

Dale Thomson

Wish I could be there wearing a dipe dipe aswell

Boy George Floyd

Love a good party as long as the lemon guys are involved!! Good Work Fellas 🐧

Roach Giggins

i would have rummaged through the wreckage of the plane and found that hijacker's passport, stood on it, and surfed that motherfucker down. in slow motion. one long uncut shot. to vanilla ice - ice ice baby. pulling a cig from my ear to my mouth that was lit by the burning jet fuel.

Slayback

Gone for 2 months due to work got busy. Glad you folks grew in the meantime and still funny!

Joey Andres

I think that means you’re the perpetrator that got away with Jihhad murder. Nice…

Michael Polites

I was born couple days after 9/11

Misery Index

These boys be goofy as hell

SKi

I’m an octopus send 8

Trevor

I’ll suck you clean off

Trevor

Can you PLEASE name your daughter after HP lovecrafts cat?

Trevor

Isn’t that what jungle fever is about ?

Mathew Baker

No use the word Frieza.

Mathew Baker

Ok now that’s comedy…. Finally someone gets it!!!

Mathew Baker

Damn that’s a deep cut

Jack F

Yay more slop for the pigs

Adam Earls

“Osama Bin Laden is right behind me, isn’t he.” was the funniest shit I’ve heard in quite a long time

Roger McFuckem

Wow they’ve really let the fame get to them.

Shelby Johnson

BrooklynBorn

Mathew Baker

What are you on about

Vaughn Collins

Of all the people to answer this right it’s YOU!!! You had some whacked ass comments last time. Now you got the Bible bs on point. I knew you were a goddamn psychopath jerking off in a pile of shit.

Mathew Baker

I thought he did so he could be closer to Godzilla

Mathew Baker

Damnit I love this show ❤️❤️

jokester900

Another amazing show, the whole 9-11 section had me in stitches

Kyle Hill

Rachael would be -500 odds in a fight against Ben.

comixbrainz zzz

Send me a cut of whatever you’re on

Calen Lucas

Earth Wind and Fire parody was very good

Calen Lucas

Ben's not a retarded genius, just a retard who thinks he's a kooky kind of genius.

Ando

Me and my spouse (a 10 yr old Capuchin monkey) would like y’all to come to Atlanta and do a show in Alpharetta You can stay with us in our tree House bungaloo and we’ll eat bananas and throw our feces

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

^On my mama 💯^

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Be a man

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

That’s my 2nd favorite monkey to have butt sex with

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Just another worthless white male

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

What do you know about Palmdale CHAD?? Nothing unless they talked about it at ur family board trust meeting

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

I too like butt sex… with monkeys 🙈

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

He knew the true identity of Q

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Ben having low T totally explains why he looks like Rachel Maddow

Midget

Ben, you deserve to have your perineum worshipped and your ass rimmed with zest. Please demand that you are properly cared for.

Abdallah Hiffiz

My best friend in high school for suspended for shitting in the urinal

The Luuuke

Shohei Ohtani signed with the Dodgers to be closer to his favorite podcast.

comixbrainz zzz

The song you were trying to think of is “Kiss Me” by Stu Gardner and Bill Cosby

comixbrainz zzz

Snails, the original wetbacks.

Sniggering

What a way to leave us hanging.

Sniggering

Ohio Players. It’s funk

Virtual S

Ben went to a Christian college and forgot that Jesus was Gods son and not God himself.

Vaughn Collins

All the racism, homophobia, xenophobia… and Ben says that the most fucked up thing is Jace and Devan enjoying killing flies 😂

Austin

Big fan of Uniqlo. Unsubscribed. Very bad.

Jeff

Ben is out of his mind! Classic episode!!!! The throwing the first pitch at a baseball game almost got me fired while listening to this at work! Veryyyyy good!!!!

CHAD TOLLIVER

Turning the volume up as the Muslim or Jewish guy in the office next starts chanting bullshit - might get banned from BH

VanGina69

Puertorican monkeys

DooDang

comixbrainz zzz

Thank you, boys

David Eric Ricketts

The song “Palmdale” by AfroMan is his masterpiece. If you switch out the Project Pat consider it.

Chad

This reminded me of the time I passed a TSA security guard a note that said “don’t be a hero” lol don’t waste your twenties folks, god bless happy dad seltzer though. Or “Wiggerfied White claws” as my stupid ex wife used to call them, only thing better than her comedy was she allowed anal

Bart Chrysler

But that’s you

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

But you love him

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

Ben why did the FBI come to your door?

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

*but you will fuck a monkey. Now I know the guy who probably gave the basketball Americans the aids. Did you invent crack as well? *edit: dude you’re insane. I picture some dweeb with wire framed glasses and a mustache just sitting at his computer being a retard

beefsmellington

That bathroom talk reminds me of 5th grade when I witnessed a special kid grunt loudly and I look back and see him forcing shit into a urinal so I ran out of there shocked.

Riley Magician

Monkey is code for the n word from now on pass it on

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

The gay community and the monkey loving community have a lot of similarities I’m in an interspecies relationship with a Male Capuchin Monkey so I’m basically a gay guy too My monkey boyfriend has black mannerisms he loves Matt rife

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

No good monkey lover

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Ole monkey ass get back to work at McDonald’s

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

I’m gonna be real for a second… I love a blaccent. I’m a gay white man and I have an incredible blaccent but I feel like I can’t let it out because of the cultural climate.

Aptkeyboard

Poor guys about to kill his family Hang in there brother ✊🏿

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

They should make manscaped for monkeys

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

I’m gonna put my knee on your comment for 8:46

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Minorities Report haha...you guys rule, very good!

Ghost1214

Don’t take the dark ones name in vain

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

The only thing protected is Devan Costas butthole poor guys been wearing a back door chasity belt for years

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Very good. 🙏🏿 Everyone else gets roasted but much praise for Jason Fontaine a real prodigy

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Black taps? That’s what they called ya motha she looked like two thimbles wearing slacks

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

And yes in another universe jace is watching CP bc he didn’t take his Wellbutrin

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Not retarded enough my friends u need more whippits

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Wish I could’ve been there brother Hope ur anal herps gets better brah

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Look esse I’m not gonna take this type of disrespect from a dog fackrrr

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Didn't Devon make jokes about his dead friend on his podcast after he killed himself? People grieve in weird fucked up ways when tragedy happens.

Jo Bones

it’s pronounced bone-sigh

Mr. D

I can’t tell you boys how much it means to me that there is a new episode to listen to while I drive today. I am headed to my hometown to try and convince my dad to move into an assisted living facility because he keeps pissing all over himself, and has let his diabetes run rampant Thanks for the laughs brothers

CULTLEADER.GLOBAL

You are right, I should keep my head up and keep that in mind. Thank you friend xx

Samuel Patterson

sehr gut

MonocledManscapedMonopolyMan

I’m too retarded to understand this

Isaac McIntosh

do a live show at the apollo the east coast crowd needs you. All three of you dress like different versions of patrice

Boy George Floyd

Dafuq is dis shit fool?

beefsmellington

Everybody roast this guy he likes children’s butt holes

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

One time I saw Jace at the convenient store buying gatorlyte and the smallest condoms you’ve ever seen

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Go ahead and blow him already god!

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Ya motha

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Also wild to think that monkeys don’t have souls but they do have buttholes so does that mean gay monkey sex is consensual?

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

No matter how much a fag you are there’s always someone fagier than you out there 💯 stay strong Queen

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Are otters protected?

David

Obamas legacy right here folks…

David

By commute he means a 6’7 African gentleman betwixt his cheeks

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

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GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Now we’re adding animal cruelty to the list.

georgedagain

Monkey is now code for the N word on this podcast

Jason Fontaine

Also, it’s Hollywood Swinging, retards. Also, it is black TAPS. Played at my grandpappy’s funeral.

Levy Shultz

And Ben I really don’t appreciate what you said about monkeys being sex traffickers that is not true every day a monkey is getting raped by an African person in Africa, but nobody talks about that

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

All gay people have sex with monkeys including me

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Hey guys I just wanted to bring awareness that is monkey love day today A lot of people are scared to admit they’re in a sexual relationship with a monkey but really there’s nothing to be ashamed of.

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

“Too much poo and not enough pee makes Ben a dull boy”

Ted marquis

another Friday morning. Another episode. Another dump.

beefsmellington

Good Morning f words. Except Jace he’s cool.

Levy Shultz

Good morning benjamin

Joe Boomer

This made me cum

Daniel

Wild to think In another universe Tim Dillon is ben’s kid’s godfather

Isaac McIntosh

How am I not first? Earlieriest fag caught the worm before me

Samuel Patterson

Can wait to scream some slurs on my commute with the fellas

Brody Tedesco

Fuck!

Calen Lucas

Those fruitcakes better get on time

USAnmbr1

It's 5:01. Bout damn time

ww3130