Gimme a humiliating way to str0ke
Roll a dice: (e.g.google dice)
1 - You may only str0ke while standing on your toes
2 - You may only str0ke while on your back, hip in the air (high enough that knees, hip and head build a line)
3 - You may only str0ke while both n1pples touch the wall (clothed is OK)
4 - You may only str0ke while both n1pples touch the floor (clothed is OK)
5 - You may only hump furniture (no pillows, mattress or similar soft objects)
6 - You may only str0ke with your hand reaching from behind your legs
Tell me in comments how that went for you!