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Bodysuit 23 #595

Added 2021-04-12 03:41:15 +0000 UTC

Edit Edit: Fixed now, along with adjusted colors.

Edit: There is some fuckery that does not occur in the full resolution and only in the shrunken down version that I will fix on a later date.

I have received my second dose of the Moderna covid-19 vaccination! I am now completely indestructible, and can jump into the middle of highway traffic without fear while licking a toilet seat that I stole from a run down gas station in Minnesota. As Boris said in the real life documentary Goldeneye: "I am invincible!"

I did suffer from some side effects, but nowhere near as bad as what most people had gotten. I felt generally under the weather and tired. The kind of sick where you'd just push through and go to work anyway because there's no such thing as sick days working as a cashier at a grocery store type sick. No headache, no nausea, no body aching. Nada. My brother and his fiancee weren't as lucky as they had 100 degree+ fevers, and a friend of mine threw up after her first dose.

Further evidence that I am as indestructible as Kars from Jojo's.