Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 241

Title: Capi-T-al Pun-I-shmen-T (R18)

“It’s alright,” Kai coos gently, holding a sobbing Kushina in his arms. He comforts her promptly after returning with some answers from Kyubi. The fox might say she doesn’t remember Rikudo’s other ‘creations,’ but that’s a white lie. If she can conclude Kai has some clue about the Rinnegan based on his eagerness to know what clan Asura hailed from, she must know something about them not privy to others.

“Y-you didn’t hurt her, right?” Kushina presses her back into his chest, demanding with a soft sob as he embraces her tighter, surrounding her with a warm blanket and, most importantly—himself.

“Of course not,” Kai smiles, kissing the top of her head. “You’re dealing the fox enough hurt.”

She blinks before tilting her head to look at him, “What did I do?” Her eyes are red with constant tears as her sobbed hitches fill their bedroom.

“You did nothing,” Kai snickers. “You’re so warm, Kushina. It’s fucking amazing.” His sincere words as he enjoys embracing the comfortable furnace her body can become pulls a short but happy smile from the redhead as she turns her face away from Kai, eagerly scrunching her shoulders in to get a smaller feel and fit within Kai’s hug even more.

But a note of sourness in Kushina presents itself soon enough.

“Kyubi said she is the one who let me use her chakra.”

“Don’t listen to her,” Kai hums. “It was always trying to find an even ground with the Kyubi, remember? Her letting you use that chakra was our objective from the very beginning. See it from this point of view, a Kunoichi tends to use their charm to get by things easily against other non-shinobi opponents, right? Kyubi can be your first and arguably last opponent to have fallen for your gullible charms~!”

Kushina pouts, “I’m plenty charming!”

“I know,” Kai shrugs. “But you’re a ramen-fueled source of public destruction, too.”

“Hey! Are you here to make me feel better or worse?!” She snorts.

“Well, I’m here because it’s my bedroom.”

*Cue badum-tsss*

“Not funny,” she snorts as Kai thinks internally, ‘Then me leaving you for Tsunade for the moment certainly won’t make you laugh till you cry.’

“Hey, Kushina?” Kai whispers, “Do you want to eat something? Nono purchased us some snacks. Want to go through them with me?”

Kushina’s eyes brighten as she nods eagerly. Kai smiles and kisses her forehead before pecking her lips. “Cheer up a little,” he whispers. “You’re at your prettiest when you have that stupidly smug smirk.”

It’s always the simplest things most effective as Kushina looks away, wiping her tear stains with the back of her arm before scoffing, “That’s the point, stupid Kai-chan! And you say I have no charm.”

Kai stills before leaning in for another kiss, a passionate one this time. Their tongues meet gently, enjoying their sensation and taste as his hands soon cup her plush cheeks. Pulling away, he smirks proudly, “I said Kyubi is probably the last fool to fall for your tricks. But I’m the proud fool to be the first one.”

Kushina’s violet gaze widens before she smiles widely, not shying from his gaze as her mood brightens visible, and a healthy red blush decorates her round, pinchable cheeks.

“Good! Then will you cook me some ramen, too?”

“I’m not that good of a cook. I’ll ask Nono—”

“No… I want to eat whatever you make.”

Kai blinks before smiling. “Sure. I’ll do my best. Wait here.”

“Hmm,” Kushina nods as Kai leaves.

---

Kai isn’t proud of exchanging himself with his wood clone but isn’t conflicted about the decision either. He won’t tell a thing to Kushina, naturally. His clone, or rather Kai himself, will cook his best and accompany Kushina for the night, hoping she doesn’t want to do the deed despite the threat to Kyubi before exiting the seal’s space. If Kushina does want to do something, he will have to tell the truth, but hey, some manipulation is in order. After all, Kushina isn’t above such means to do whatever she likes with Kai AND her resident monster fox.

He returns to Tsunade’s side at once as the busty blonde Sensei snaps her finger again.

“Carry me to my room. No Hiraishin.”

“That’s it?”

Kai walks behind the desk before picking her up from her chair. Tsunade is a relatively light woman despite what her assets may allude to. Muscles are still denser in this world than flesh. And despite her chakra-enhanced strength, Tsunade is a supple, slender, and shapely woman all at once. He happily holds her close, her warm breasts pressing against him as she places her left hand on his chest, nuzzling close. Tsunade’s scent tingles his nostrils, and her upturned, amber pupils tickle his wildest urges.

“I’m enjoying this punishment,” Kai grins as he takes it slow. Why would he feel lost at the lack of Hiraishin? His arm squeezes around Tsunade’s back and the underside of her knees, pulling and bending her further into his body till her rather open-collared grey kimono top fails to keep her round, fuckable breasts in check, peeking the slightest pink of her areolas. The Slug Princess can see things all too clearly, but she doesn’t admonish Kai. Oh, no. She tilts her chin up, puckering her lips before blowing against the side of Kai’s jawline.

“Now, tell me more about your past life. I want to hear what kind of embarrassment I’ve acknowledged as my man, who couldn’t score a single woman in his past life.”

Kai blinks as he realizes Tsunade really has it out for his feelings ‘cause that shit hurts! But he agrees nonetheless. Kai doesn’t dive too deep into things or mention anything about Traits. It’s the simple case of not wanting a snake and a temporarily temperamental slug to have a reason to dissect him. Oh, as he said before, he doesn’t think they will find anything useful, but Kai suspects Orochimaru and Tsunade will come to a similar conclusion quickly and still decide to fuck him over. After all, he tried pulling stunts with Orochimaru. And Tsunade now realizes she could have felt a lot less shitty had she known about it a little while ago.

They reach Tsunade’s humble bedroom not long after.

“Do I get to put you down?” Kai questions with a smile as Tsunade replies with a sudden mood shift. Her amber eyes brighten as a smile graces her face. “Of course. How else will I surprise you with my new trick?”

Kai blinks as he lets her down, albeit reluctantly. If Kushina is warm to hold, then Tsunade is the hug’s equivalent of a buffet, and yes, Orochimaru may be slightly more curvaceous than his Sensei by design. But the snake is for relentless pounding, while the slug must be appreciated!

“Make yourself comfortable,” Tsunade holds Kai’s hand before leading him to her bed and pushing him down. He turns around promptly, dropping her green haori on the floor before moving toward her cupboards with an enticing sway of her buttocks. She shifts through her clothes before smilingly retrieving a pair of crotchless black panties.

Ah, Kai remembers these. Even the bra has wide slits to hug around the nipples instead of covering them. He and Nono chanced upon it during their early training inside Tsunade’s bedroom since their Sensei wanted to keep their nature transformation training a secret.

“I will wear it when we get married,” Tsunade places the undergarments aside before shifting her hand through her clothes again.

“Married?” Kai voices out.

“Now that I know the truth, I suppose we can kick things forward in the right direction. Of course, the great war needs our attention first, Dear Future Lord Fourth,” she sweetly smiles as she pulls out a cyan-colored, translucent—

“—is that a fleshlight?” Kai gapes at the product in Tsunade’s hand as she returns to Kai, her sweet smile now strangely eerie while the glaze of her amber pupils flickering with what the Dragon Sage considers motherless ambitions.

“I’m thankful for what you said,” Tsunade hooks her free thumb against the corner of her top’s collar before sliding it down her slender shoulders, exposing her left breast and erect nipple. Gods, the things Kai wants to do the second Tsunade can milk.

Paying no heed to Kai’s thoughts, Tsunade pushes the other side of her top down, letting the belt around her waist keep the fabric dangling past her hips and ass as she leans over Kai to peck his lips—oh so gently.

“But truly, I don’t mind the moments of internal struggle before you made things clear. Not wanting to lose my virginity allowed me to think of different ways to try and satisfy you.”

She blows against his lips, pushing his back against the mattress while climbing atop him. “How about I slowly introduce this item? I’m sure you will like it a lot. And no, this is no punishment.”

Tsunade’s index finger touches his lips before Kai can reply as she coos, “You’ve done enough talking. Now only speak when I ask you a question. Is that understood?”

Understanding his assignment, Kai smiles slightly before nodding, “Yes, Sensei.”

Her gaze flickers before she licks her plump lips, “Good.”

---

Tsunade doesn’t let them take off their clothes more than they need to. Kai is in a peculiar situation. He lies on the bed, his legs spread apart as the topless Tsunade slithers between his thighs, unbuttoning his trousers before pulling his underwear down teasingly, purposefully pressing the waistband against his eager erection and pressing it against the flat of his crotch. She lets out a soft chuff as his cock springs out, almost hitting her on the nose before she slides her index across the underside of his girth with a tantalizing breath on his eager cockhead.

“Let me introduce this little fella to its friend,” Tsunade whispers, kissing his tips as Kai clenches his fists against the bedsheet, too close to already throwing away the pretenses and sliding his cock inside Tsunade’s sake-approved throat. His gaze grows hazy with need and intrigue as he keeps silent while she presses the soft, rubbery, and slightly cold fleshlight against his length. He is quick to notice something as Tsunade chuckles.

“Just the perfect size,” she kisses his tip again, “Don’t fret. I designed it to expose the head and cover the rest~!” She seems almost giddy as she looks beyond the thick girth to match Kai’s gaze. “It’s not ordinary in any manner. I used an Earth Clone to use my slime creation jutsu and fashion this pocket-pussy EXACTLY like mine.”

Why not Wood or Shadow Clones? Kai didn’t ask such stupid questions.

“But here’s the thing—” Tsunade draws a soft exhale from Kai as she pushes the opening of the velvety, malleable pussy against Kai’s tip. It feels pleasing—Real. The insides are somehow warm and wet despite the exterior’s coolness. “—I learned some new things about Katsuyu’s body. Did you know her slime can retain two properties through different faces? That’s what you’re feeling right now.”

Tsunade slides the hot piece of work down till Kai bottoms out, gasping as his cockhead takes a second to push past while Tsunade whispers hotly, “This opening is where my womb should be present.”

Kai’s eyes widen as Tsunade narrows her eyes, “Did you assume only Orochi can shift her body? I prefer sophisticated,” she pecks his throbbing tip, “fulfilling,” she squeezes her pocket pussy hard as Kai feels her cunt and hand clam around him, “and nastier modifications compared to the production of milk.”

“But you will have to settle for my mouth for now,” Tsunade opens her hot mouth, eager breath vapors out before she covers his bulbous tip, and her tongue coils around his dripping cockhead.

“Phuah~!” She pulls back with a visible suction before raising her shoulders slightly and covering his pocket-pussy clad cock with her tits, her hands and shoulders squeezing her breasts together as she starts stroking his shaft with her soft breasts instead of moving her slimy pussy, creating the sensation of her hips gyrating around him.

His cockhead twitch and throb as Tsunade watches his reaction with a proud smirk. “Don’t underestimate my capabilities~!” She increases the pace of her titjob, questioning, “How does it feel to experience my breasts and pussy?”

The illicit smirk on her face is all Kai needs to know she is enjoying his reactions as much as he is enjoying ‘her.’

“Amazing,” Kai presses his head into the pillow, breathing huskily, “Damn, amazing!”

“Good~!” Tsunade stops speaking as she surrounds his lurid cockhead with her pink lips. Her gaze matches his’ as she starts sucking around the tip alone!

It’s too much.

It’s too much tonight as Kai feels all his knowledge about women flung out.

Tsunade isn’t angry—AND she’s fucking him with her tits, mouth, and pussy! And it feels too good! The sensation, the squeeze, the movement, the warmth, the everpresent slimy wetness, and her hot lips sucking him for—

It takes every fiber of control and will in his being not to hold Tsunade’s head and press it against her damp cleavage as he explodes in Tsunade’s mouth!

Her eyes briefly widen before she looks at him with lust-glazed eyes and sucking every drop!

Their surroundings are still as Kai’s audible breathing fills Tsunade’s room. She slowly pulls her steamy mouth away as she moves back and leaves the amazing item stuck around his shaft.

Kai gulps as Tsunade giggles, “That would have been all inside me.”

She slowly sits up before crawling towards Kai on her fours. Her smile broadens as she licks her lips.

“Did you like it?”

Kai silently nods. Given his reaction, she already knows the answer, but her expression brightens by a notch at his response.

“Great, I can continue with the punishment then~!”

‘Huh? Punishment? Oh, yeah. We were here for—’

Tsunade snaps her fingers as the slime-pussy dissolves into sweet and sticky liquid around Kai’s cock while she smirks, “We aren’t doing anything sexual until our marriage, Kai. It was my job as your Sensei to steer you right despite your true age. But I failed. Oh, poor me.”

She leans forward to peck Kai’s forehead, huskily whispering, “And don’t tell anyone about your secret. It will be our secret alone—our special secret.”

The thought of not feeling the same sensations finally set into Kai as his eyes widened. He cannot help but stare at her glazed, damp tits swaying in front of him but oh, so far away!

That’s right. They were here for—

‘—Capital Punishment.’

***

Alternate Title: Kushina Dealing Nuclear Damage With Every Drop of Tear; The Uzumaki Furnace Hug Machine!; Kushina Getting Her Way~!; The Late Nigh Ramen Hits Different With a Cutie Like Kushina; *Kushina’s Charm Exists* Kai and Kyubi: Son Of a Bitch, I’m In; The Smug Cutie; Kai Exchanged!; Kai Is Off To a Steamy Punishment After a Heartwarming Consolation!; Doesn’t Feel Like a Punishment! Tsunde: Give It Time; Tsunade Pulls Sexual Combos; The Eager Womb of a Senju; Tsunade To Orochimaru: Just Milk? Weakness Disgust Me; The Combo Dealer!; The Legendary Sucker Strikes Again!; The Slug’s Princess Special Creation; Tsunade: Katsuyu! Your Insides Worked! Kai Came Like a Faucet! *Katsuyu Exe Stopped Working*; The Innovations Of The Eager Shinobi; Tsunade Redefining Sex More Than Jiraiya’s Smut!; Tsunade Brings Her A-Game; The True Punishment Was Always Abstinence!; Tsunade Forgot She Won’t Have Any Fun Either!; Tsunade To Katsuyu While Seeing ‘THEIR’ Pocket Pussy: Sometimes… My Genius Is Almost Frightening! *Katsuyu Screaming Internally: Delete IT!*; Kai’s New Cock Slider; Tsunade Refitting Herself For Kai