Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 259

Title: Success

If Minato put Kai on a pedestal before due to the latter ‘easily’ perfecting the new Hiraishin-Barrier Jutsu, then the blond almost wished to worship the Hokage-to-be due to his politicking talent!

“I want Uzu’s full support. Naturally, we’ll help out. It won’t be one of those times where the Fire Daimyo would have the upper hand to interfere with our cooperation.”

Kai, Minato, and Kakashi sit across Old Ruuji. Meanwhile, Kushina stands beside the door with arms crossed under her butt and a massive pout. Why she wouldn’t ‘sit’ is anyone’s guess. Maybe something’s bothering her? Perhaps a sting that keeps her from sitting for past transgressions? Who could say for sure?

Back on the negotiation’s table—as blunt as ever, Ruuji shrugs, “Sure.”

“T-That’s it?” Kakashi squawks, his gaping lips visible despite his mask due to the stretch of the fabric. Ruuji tosses the boy an annoyed scowl, barking, “What would you have me do, kid? Fight over small advantages? Do you see Konoha’s forehead protector on my head?! Hmph! Kai came over last night and negotiated whatever needed to be termed out, and he did well, alright.”

“Pfft,” Kushina snorts a chuckle despite her apparent annoyance due to old Ruuji’s wording while Kai rolls his eyes. His lovers’ evident amusement for gay sex is as distressing as ever! Clearly, Nono wasn’t the right bro to Bro-Up with! But one doesn’t choose the bro life—it chooses you.

That marked the end of their negotiations, but Team Kai wasn’t planning on leaving just yet.

---

“Does it still hurt?” Kai inquires as Kushina wiggles her butt on him. As it turns out, Uzumaki can seal ‘sensations.’ Yes, it is as complicated as it sounds, but not outside Kai’s current skillset, meaning it was just an application of his present skills.

Noting how any spanks would only itch her durable ‘successor’ being a jinchuriki with a heightened regeneration, not to mention being one of the more capable Iryo-Nin as Tsunade’s disciple, Mito decided to seal ‘pain worth spanking’ upon Kushina. Oh, Mito apologized, alright. But she only did it in a gaslighting way, which had Kushina attack the woman again.

This time? Mito came prepared with a spank that promised a disciplining moment of Kushina’s lifetime!

‘But her Sage Mode is kind of weak,’ Kai muses, Kushina’s grumbling snapping him out of his observations. “Huuuuuu!” She moans in pain. “Of course, it hurts, dattebane! But she did say she was sorry!” Her pout turns into a grin, not needing anything else from Mito to forgive the woman for playing dead and making the redhead cry her eyes out for days! Again, Kushina is as forgiving and kind as she can be violent. It takes a unique skill to snare such a creature.

“Hah~! Right there,” she leans on him as they sit atop a branch with Kai’s back against the tree’s bark and his hand gently stroking her head, combing his fingers through her untied red hair.

“Can’t you just send a clone to him?” Kushina mutters in annoyance.

“It won’t take long,” Kai smiles, kissing the top of her head as she smiles ‘reluctantly.’ “And you need to focus on getting out of that seal, not just for you but your half of Kyubi, too. You two are already at odds—”

“We made up,” Kusina announces, taking Kai by surprise.

“You did? When?”

“When I talked back to Grandma Mito,” she grins. “Kyubi even said sorry to me!”

“You unrepentant bitch! Don’t tell HIM that!”

Kushina’s smile widens as she adds, “And she says she is happy to make up with you, too!”

“No, I didn’t!”/“No, she didn’t.”

Kai sees through Kushina’s attempt as she grumbles under her breath about the world being a better place if everyone got along. He agrees, and he believes Kyubi agrees with such sentiment, too. But Kai would rather not face the ‘creature’ he unintentionally pleases when getting it going with Kushina. It happens to be a significant drawback that stopped him from his earlier plans.

---

Hours ago.

Mito glances at Kai as Kushina nurses her ripe buns while sprawling on the ground, ass-up.

“You want to be a jinchuriki? I don’t see why not?” Mito hums as she sits across the table, smiling at the cute Cinnamon slurping all the milk while accepting another cup of tea from Kai. “You should already know more about Tailed-beasts than me since you are always around Kushina, and she just pulled that move.” The steel-blue markings around Mito’s eyes and face recede into a blue dot in the center of her head. “But you do have some questions, yes? I can sense as much.”

Kai nods. He does want to be a jinchuriki. All the signs indicate that befriending a Biju will earn him a massive pool of chakra—several times his current one. Mito’s further words add to this notion.

“Since you can already wield Senjutsu, I don’t have to keep the knowledge from you that all the Tailed-Beasts are adept in utilizing and sensing Senjutsu Chakra—at least when within their jinchuriki. I learned my version of Sage Mode when I noticed how the recovering four-tails would consume a copious amount of Nature Energy. It took me some time, but I glimpsed the same patterns from my half of Kyubi. It’s rare for my side of Kyubi. But I noticed how the tailed beasts seemed to become harmonious with Nature Energy.”

“And how did you learn it?” Kai questions with interest. Tsunade learned it with Katsuyu’s help. Orochimaru awakened her sage mode after ‘reorganizing’ her body to blend with the Senjutsu Chakra left by the OId Snake Sage. And Jiraiya learned his Sage Mode from the Monks of Mount Myoboku.

“I’m aware of how Nature Energy’s imbalance can ruin one’s body—that much I learned from Hashirama. But the new thing I realized is if Nature Energy can play such a vital role in a Biju’s revival, it may also play a vital role in its true end, perhaps.”

“You gambled,” Kai summarizes it bluntly.

“Not much to do here,” Mito shrugs.

“So you drank and gambled while splurging your clan’s heritage?” Kai questions again as Mito’s expression darkens, disliking the implications in his words.

“I don’t gamble like my Granddaughter, Kai-‘Chan.’”

“Yeah,” he smirks, not really feeling all the intimidation after bringing her to one massive orgasm not that long ago. “Because Tsunade just gambles money.”

Snorting, Mito sips her tea. “Anyway,” she brushes past the topic. “I basically learned my Sage Mode on Kyubi’s back. It was much like learning Iryo-Nin’s healing chakra by balancing external energy with my chakra. Kyubi helped because I believe my death through Nature Energy might just have some inconvenience for her.”

Kai nods, now more than eager to get a Biju BEFORE clearing one consequential doubt.

“Um,” Kai licks his lips, moistening his throat with a sip of tea before questioning. “It might be rude of me, but can you explain how your connection with a Biju works?”

Mito smirks, “Afraid your Biju would get off with the sensations of your—”

“Yeah,” Kai cuts her off, grumbling internally. There’s a lot more he is worried about. While he doesn’t put the knowledge of his past life on a pedestal, given how he revealed it to Tsunade, Kai also wants to keep what he would like to share with his choice. And if choosing to be a Jinchuriki takes that away, he would instead grind for more Chakra before hitting his limits and BREAKING them through sheer grind! Amongst other things, he is worried his Biju may understand his trait. Again, the information isn’t all that protective for Kai. But he would like the option to disseminate the knowledge at his convenience!

Sure, the most obvious choice is to be a Jinchuriki before fashioning a seal that keeps four tails at bay. But what’s the point? He needs to befriend four-tails to access said power to its fullest. And would someone befriend a stranger who imprisons them and chooses to remain disconnected from them?

Even the kindest soul would find issues with that.

Mito’s words confirm his fears.

“I don’t seem to recall any particular solutions for that. Essentially, the process of becoming a Jinchuriki will see your and the Biju’s life connecting with one another. You may survive without a Biju if you boast extreme physical quality and life force. But the act would leave you with a gaping pit in your ‘everything,’ leaving you a husk of your former glory even before becoming a Jinchuriki. And when I became Kyubi’s Jinchuriki, she would affect my emotions, not only negative ones but also positive ones. In essence, I was a bitch to everyone around me. Even the best of my days saw me sometimes crying about how they ended until I learned more control, of course.”

Mito smiles thinly, keeping it as real as it can get.

Kai’s gaze dips in disappointment. He doesn’t care about the control part. His and Kushina’s new Sealing Jutsu would see that Four-Tails cannot impact his chakra even when Mito admitted that affecting emotions seems more of Kyubi’s specialty.

Yet, for Kai, every other information feels like a deal-breaker. It would be like housing a pet privy to everything about you WITHOUT the love of a house pet! In essence, it would be like keeping a very hateful Cinnamon around who likes to stay in his room uninvitingly when he sleeps with others.

Yeah, even Kai feels he would hate that version of Cinnamon.

“You’re awfully upset about it,” Mito inclines her head. “Unless I’m sensing all your reserves, I say you’re exceptionally talented. Of course, you aren’t letting me discern all of it. You can even mask your emotions, so Chakra Reserves shouldn’t be an issue.”

“I need more chakra,” Kai bluntly admits. “And not later, but as soon as possible.” He needs excess of everything to ensure his plan fruitions without a hitch.

“Why not create a source?”

He blinks at Mito’s words.

“What the hell are you going to make this boy do?”

“What?” Kai questions, unaware of Kyubi’s slight panic. Mito smirks broadly, calmly sipping her tea.

“Chakra is our spiritual and physical energies mixing in a unique ratio. Find that ratio, and mimic it by finding sources of spiritual and physical energy in nature that are unique to you. I don’t see why young talents like you need to tether themselves to the heritage of the old. Look at me. I learned Sage Mode, but even I know I can’t hold it up to the intensity of your Senjutsu Chakra. Kushina’s appearance was more like a wake-up call for me. And my words should work the same for you. If someone created the Biju, maybe so can you. Ah, did you know that the Biju—”

“Were taken apart by something called the Rabbit Goddess? Yeah, I do.”

“W-What— H-How did he know that? Did my other half become his bitch or what?!”

“The fuck’s a Rabbit Goddess?” Mito blanks out, caught blindsided. Last she knew, there was only one God—Rikudo.

Kai shrugs. “Meh, some mother of Rikudo. Apparently, she is back because you divided Kyubi without taking proper precautions or something.”

“Son of a bitch! Nobody was supposed to know that! I wanted to let your stupid actions bite you in the ass, you dry cunt!”

Mito narrows her eyes.

“Take Kushina with you,” Mito smiles warmly. “I’d like some serious privacy with Kyubi. Before you go, are you going to decide on Four-Tails now? I don’t plan on shackling him but, instead, free him. He is attracting more attention than I’d like, and I’ve satisfied my curiosity about a Tailed-Beast’s revival.”

“Can I observe it for a while before you free him?” Kai jumps on the chance.

“Of course,” Mito smiles with sincere affection. “It won’t be long before his revival concludes. Best stay here till you satisfy your curiosity.”

Kai knows Mito has her selfish wish attached to that suggestion, but it just so happens to attract Kai, too, as he grins broadly.

“Don’t take Kushina’s words to heart. Kyubi may have been wronged, but it looks like you didn’t have many great nights, either. Only make peace with each other once you have nothing holding you back. Of course, that’s just my two pieces, Mistress.”

“Thank you,” Mito’s smile widens. “And I wouldn’t treat your opinions any less. Of course, do remember to stop by tomorrow. I never realized how much I missed your massage.”

“Yes~!”

He picks Cinnamon and Kushina—picking the latter like a sack of potatoes—before giving her much-needed privacy with Kyubi.

“Rabbit Goddess?”

“Kiss my ass! You won’t get anything from me!”

Surprising Kyubi, Mito doesn’t do anything but return to her bed. And only then does Kyubi feel Mito’s fingers ‘there.’

Kyubi would rather battle it out with Mito than f-feel all this!

---

Kakashi always knew Minato’s defining trait was his blond hair and speed. But sparring with the youth had the boy gasping for air, not out of physical strain—frustration! They spoke just yesterday with Minato being very interested in training with Kakashi if they are ‘similar’ or something like that. And from what Kakashi understands, it’s training about Shape Transformation. Maybe the Rasengan? The boy isn’t as interested in such a straightforward Jutsu despite what he has heard about it. Yet, having another card up his sleeves won’t impact him negatively.

However, what they are doing now is no training!

They are sparring.

Nay, Minato is beating him!

Kakashi would wonder if Minato started looking up to Kai enough to abuse orphans, too, if not for sensing a presence through the foliage as he turns around and blocks a punch aimed at his nose with arms crossed ahead!

Minato doesn’t look like much, but he packs a punch with his speed!

The impact sends Kakashi against the tree as he rolls midair before standing horizontally upon the trunk and staring at Minato cautiously.

“I never saw that Kata moves,” Kakashi speaks, feeling the sting on his right arm. “Did Jiraiya-Sama teach you that?”

“He did,” Minato grins. “They are relatively inflexible but pair well with other Jutsu he wants me to learn. For now, I make do with my speed. But all Taijutsu skills boil down to hitting and avoiding getting hit. So, it’s not the technique you should focus on—”

Kakashi flickers away, reappearing on the branch as Minato’s punch tears into the tree.

“But your speed,” Kakashi completes the sentence as Minato nods. It’s an elementary concept, but Minaoto preferred to make such reminders since Shinobi often fail in more difficult techniques by forgetting the basics. For instance, the use of techniques in taijutsu, kenjutsu, or any other Bukijutsu is to play ‘tricks’ on the opponents to use the basics to attack. Things become increasingly complicated once one adds chakra, nature transformation, and… Senjutsu Chakra.

“Hoh,” the duo hear a familiar voice as a figure walks through the wood with a grin. “That looks fun.”

“Kai-San,” Kakashi nods as he jumps down. Meanwhile, Minato relaxes, only to disappear and tap Kakashi’s shoulder once the boy tries a sneak attack!

“You marked me!” Kakashi scoffs.

“I was watching out for you, too,” Minato smiles. “Remember? To act as if you are defenseless even when you’re not?”

The ash-haired boy rolls his eyes as Kai raises an eyebrow. “So? Anything new to train? Jiraiya-san preferred I practice a few things before returning to Konoha, right?”

***

Alternate Title: Kai: We’re Allies By My Mistress’ Decree *Also Ruuji*: I Shall Comply To Thy Mistress’ Will; Kushina’s Stinging Butt!; Mito Creating Spanking Jutsu On The Fly; Mito Shall Brook No Disrespect; Kushina: I Made Up With Kyubi. She Gave Green Lights For Monkey Mating! *Kai And Kyubi Sweating Bullets*; Mito: Haha, Silly Kai! Let Me Tell You About Biju! *Kai: Haha, Silly Orgasmic Mistress! Let Me Tell You About the Mothers of Biju!*; One Kyubi Is Sus?; Fox Betrays Fox; Please Tell Me I’m Not The Only One Who Played Fox Girls Never Lie; Kyubi: I’m Ready For Any Battle! *Sees Mito’s Finger Near Her Entrance* But That Shit Terrifies(Arouses) Me!; Kakashi Vs Minato; Minato To Kakashi: Bitch, You Thought!