Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 264

Title: A Hard Punishment (Implied Lewd)

One fox’s pettiness costs three individuals untold ‘suffering’ and undefined pleasure to one peppy redhead who hugs Kai’s body while sleeping with a peaceful expression. Her long red tresses stick to her sweat-matted body, her legs wrap around his thighs, and her arms dig into his back. It wasn’t all that comfortable, but Kai didn’t intend to sleep.

He went all out to keep his ‘promise’ to Kyubi, going as far as finishing multiple jutsu.

[Electric Therapy (2/2): Combining the knowledge of the human body and its stimulus center with lightning chakra flow to electrically simulate the target’s pleasure centers. Every level reduces Chakra Consumption by 25%. Current Consumption: 5/min.]

One may assume Kai stopped at this. It would be a fruitful day where he extrapolated another skill and got to rock Kushina’s mind off. But no. He hoped to apologize to Kushina later since he didn’t plan on having her walk after they concluded their night—Kai wanted to work Kushina till he got around her natural regeneration. It’s no easy feat. Uzumakis are chakra and physical beasts not any worse than the Senju. Kushina surpassed such realms due to added Kyubi ‘Goodness.’

And Kai knew his limits enough to understand he couldn’t do it. He could probably fuck Kushina till she slept out of bliss, but that doesn’t mean she won’t be up and ready to go the coming morning, only with a slight soreness.

Besides, Kai didn’t intend to ‘hurt’ Kushina in any manner. He isn’t so petty to commit such vile deeds. Kai vowed to protect the fart machine, not harm her. So, he stepped into forbidden territories. He didn’t expect the result to be so… enlightening.

Kai wonders what Tobirama was thinking while devising the [Yang Release: Tobirama Style Temporary Sterilization.]

The youth hopes the Second Lord wasn’t thinking of outfucking a Jinchuriki without the risk of impregnating said ‘monster.’

Kai strokes Kushina’s hair while glancing at his new skill.

[Yang Release: Kai Style Creampie Blessing (2/2): Changes the property of the host’s ejaculation to match rare aphrodisia administered within the target through orifices. Every level reduces Chakra Consumption by 25%. Current Consumption: 90.]

The Jutsu applies Kai’s knowledge of medicines and his love for finding new pleasures before doubling it and pumping it into the next person. And the aphrodisia he used the Yang Nature release to tweak his cum with was the kind to ‘tucker’ out the target while increasing their sensitivity.

‘I wonder how this affected Mito and her share of Kyubi,’ Kai smirks. Maybe he was getting cocky, but it’s hard not to feel as such after accomplishing such a task. ‘I wanna see how it would work on Orochi. That crazy snake might even learn from me and create something more dangerous.’

Meanwhile, far from his ears echo a trio of gasps in different spaces.

“D-Damn him! What was that heat?”—‘K’ Kyubi.

“I can’t handle any m-more.”—‘M’ Kyubi.

“H-Hah!” Mito lies on her back, an arm covering her eyes as her legs spread open, revealing her other hand not far from her snatch with an unreasonably large damp spot on the sheets. “Are Kai and Kushina crazy? They’re kids! W-Well, Kai is.”

Yet, Mito affirms to stop taking Kai at the face value of his age. No man, despite his age, should be considered a ‘boy’ if he can make her cum several times in mere minutes through phantom pleasures alone!

She must curb the ambitious youth of her family and teach them some manners.

‘He’ll stop by to work on the said seal,’ Mito slowly drifts into sleep. ‘I’ll see to it that he doesn’t torture sweet Kushina like that.’

Mito expected some insult from her Kyubi, but those words never came as they ‘Both’ slept blissfully.

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Kakashi blushes as he dodges Kushina’s earnest gaze, earning him a soft ‘boop’ on his nose instead of a full-blown punch.

“Why’d you look away while sparring, Dattebane?” Kushina pouts, “I’m just as good as Kai in Taijutsu! Are you looking down on me?”

“N-No!” Kakashi hastily speaks, finding it more difficult to stay near someone like Kushina, who is earnest in her relationships outside AND behind closed doors! He had to find Minato studying the seals used by Uzu for their agriculture quite far from their house. And the worst part is—nights in Uzu are generally ‘loud.’

Kushina is getting used to her previous culture despite her years of residence in Konoha.

“Hmm? And aren’t you getting enough sleep?” Kushina leans forward. “Kakashi-chan!” she frowns, earning her a deadpan from Kakashi as she berates, her words leading the distant Minato to snicker as he goes through another scroll. “—you can’t let the girls here mislead you! I saw how a few of these genins like the ‘mysterious’ type, but Mikoto will be disappointed if her former teammate cannot pace with these changes.”

Kakashi steps back with a defensive frown, crossing his arms and jabbing a thumb in Minato’s direction, “He’s the one talking with an Uzumaki kunoichi. I couldn’t get any sleep because,” he huffs. “I was training.” He could speak the truth, but Kushina did invite them all to her previous abode, and he could do without a black eye in the morning.

“Training?” Kushina tilts her head. She would understand the underlying cause of Kakashi’s and Minato’s apparent insomnia if she wasn’t on the ‘high.’ Last night’s experience was indeed ‘opening’—not eye-opening.

“You were practically screaming Kai’s name and begging him to fill you up—strictly those words. Uzu is filled with lustful bitches like you, but you took it to another level.”

Kyubi’s petty reminder stiffens Kushina before red freckles her cheeks. The flush spreads to the tips of her ears.

“A-Ah! Training, yes. Of course. I knew that. We were all training last night! I remember asking Kai to fill a cup of water for me—”

“Kushina-san,” Kakashi mutters as he glances away. “Please stop.”

An awkward silence graces the duo until Minato gasps. “Woah! Uzu can use seals to make the soil more fertile or even change its properties to match the variety of soils from different climates!”

He blinks and turns to look at Kushina and Kakashi, who are glaring at him.

The spiky, blond-haired youth smiles brightly, “Ah, that? It doesn’t bother me too much. Jiraiya-Sensei would sometimes bring another woman to my place, saying he has someone else in his house.”

“You shouldn’t get used to that pervert’s antics!” Kushina snaps.

“So it’s perverted when someone else does it?” Kakashi mutters. It was perhaps the lack of sleep that found him in such a lapse of judgment since he wasn’t fast enough to avoid that zooming fist, which did NOT turn into a ‘boop’ this time.

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“So,” Kai mutters, “That was easy.” He already created a foolproof seal with Kushina’s help to keep Kyubi’s ‘negative’ emotions at bay from her system in the form of [Strength of Sage Symbols]  that sealed Kyubi near her skull rather than her abdomen. He intended to use a similar seal for Yonbi. His entire issue with becoming a Jinchuriki was divulging the information he didn’t intend to. Inputting fail safes around that issue wouldn’t have earned him Yonbi’s trust until Kai conversed with the Biju. Perhaps the accident of entering that strange space was a fortune in disguise.

Kai isn’t quick to believe in coincidences, but they can happen, right?

‘But it’s still weird how that seal’s first reaction to my interaction wasn’t to repel or activate any defense mechanism but to bring me directly to Yonbi instead,’ he shakes his head. That seal is a sensitive subject. Kai believes it has everything to do with Biju’s ‘Immortality.’ So, he cannot comprehend why the defense mechanisms were so lackluster.

“Hmm, you two came with an amazing seal,” Mito lets out an awed hum. Things don’t easily amaze her; well, uninspired seals, at least. She glances at Kai, still deep in his thought, before clearing her throat.

“It may as well be a forbidden jutsu due to how stable it is and how the knowledge of the seal will cause other villages to lust after it,” she sighs. There are little things the opponent villages won’t lust after, so the bar wasn’t exceptionally high.

She glances at him from the corner of her eyes. While her ‘shack’ is without outward luxuries, its underwater locations and valuable trinkets like the Uzumaki’s Ancestry Stone Tablet make the establishment very exotic. Adding her invaluable collection of tea helps her case.

‘He hasn’t touched it once,’ her eyes twitch, and she finds it more difficult not to scowl. Has she fallen to such depths? To try and impress another man and fail at it? When was the last time—

Ah, she never did try to court anyone. Her childhood saw her enjoying the exploration of Fuinjutsu before getting married to the first suitable man who had more success in finding men! Or a single man, in her former husband’s case.

But trying to ‘mingle’ with someone is rudimentary, right? You praise the target, make them feel special by splurging on your expensive tea, and chat about Fuinjutsu. Rikudo! It was easier to sniff those gigolos sent by Hiruzen to seduce Tsunade than trying to act like one. Hmm. Maybe she was a tad quicker to look down on Biwako for that portion of her career. The third’s wife did successfully land the Third Hokage despite the competition.

‘But there isn’t any ‘competition’ around him as much as it’s a ‘buffet.’’

Mito feels something throb within her at the sudden recollection of last night. She would like that again. The massage administered by Kai honestly was the tip of the ample and rigid iceberg. She sips her tea again to parch her drying throat.

“You’ve grown well, Kai,” she smiles. “Modifying seals to fit your use took me months of practice.”

Ah, was that boastful? But it’s the truth. What other Uzumaki took years—and regular shinobi even longer—found her calling in mere months.

Her smirk broadens, and a glance in Kai’s direction catches sight of a perplexed Cinnamon slithering out of his sleeves and looking at her.

“Sssss?”

‘Shut up.’ Mito deadpans while Kai exhales deeply.

“Hmm?” He blinks before glancing at Mito. “Sorry, Mito-sama. I was too caught up in everything. Did you say something?”

“Nothing,” Mito replies tersely, thinning her lips as he shrugs.

The more he thought about yesterday’s events, the more confused he got. Nobody who can create the [Indra’s Tritya Panth] sealing language can ignore the defense of their seals, yet how could Kai bypass them all? He would blame Yonbi, but the chill Monkey doesn’t have other thoughts besides bragging about his dead harem. It was someone else. He felt many others in that space, and given how Kyubi could butt in constantly, those strangers must be other Biju.

It’s intriguing how other Biju can connect and chat with each other at any time.

‘Must be fun,’ Kai wonders. ‘But why is Mito annoyed? She would have said something if it was about last night.’

He wishes he could care about it, but with how confusing things are around him, Kai isn’t all that eager to ‘unfold’ the world before his eyes. That’s why he loves ‘Grind.’ It’s so simple and elegant. And the Grind never betrays anyone.

“How do you like the tea?” Mito questions as Kai sips it before musing, “It tastes expensive.”

The woman narrows her eyes, “Do you like it?”

Kai purses his lips before opting for blunt honesty. Mito always liked that, didn’t she?

“Nope.” Kai asserts. “I liked the one I drank yesterday.”

Mito’s expression darkens further, prompting Kai to question, “Are you alright, Mito-S—”

“Do you truly think I’m STILL your Mistress after what occurred last night?” Mito places her cup on the table, grousing, “Or do you like putting women on ‘certain’ pedestals, encouraging them to use you?”

Kai momentarily gapes before questioning earnestly, “You look a little stressed. Would you like another massage, Mito-Sama?”

Her eyes twitch violently, barely keeping her violent intentions in check as she notices the ‘evil’ joy in his gaze. Having fun? She will show him what’s fun!

‘No,’ she closes her eyes. It’s just her hormones thinking for her. There’s nothing wrong with someone enjoying her presence, no?

“Mistress?” He grins. It would be a little annoying for Mito if he sincerely meant it. She doesn’t like getting put on a pedestal. She would rather have her lover drag her from the pedestal with his hand firmly clenching her red hair— ehm, anywho! The issue is with how insincere Kai sounds and feels. The little asshole is enjoying being the tease. The worst part is that Mito herself might have led him to such a stage.

It’s galling.

“Don’t you have a Biju to seal?” She frowns. “Get to your work.”

She didn’t want to sound so demanding because it would lead to—

“As you wish, Mistress.”

Kai flickers away as her fingers dig into the porcelain cup, crushing it and spilling the bitter, expensive tea over the table and her lap.

‘Hmph,’ she scowls, feeling hotter at the sudden thought—‘Maybe I should play the part for fun and have him lick me clean.’

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Alternate Title: Tobirama: I Created A Jutsu To Keep My Seed From Spreading *Meanwhile Kai*; The Ultimate Creampie; Kushina’s Pleasure is Everyone Else’s Punishment; A Needy Mito; Mito Wants The Fuck of the Decade; Not Seeing The ‘Boy’ Anymore; Orochimaru: I Can Cook Something Better; Kai Truly Riding The ‘I Can Fix Her’ Fuck Train On Kyubi; Railed; One Anal Experience Short; Kushina Loves Being a Happy Mess; Kai: It’s Not About Pleasure. It’s About Sending A Message; Kakashi and Minato—Victims; Boop; Kakashi Should Have Stopped at The Boop; The Rowdy Uzumaki Nights; Minato: Jiraiya Does The Same; Minato and an Uzumaki Kunoichi?; Courting Someone In Decades; Damn, Biwako Has Better Game Than Mito; EVEN Hashirama Has Better Game Than Mito; Mito’s Bachelor-less Behavior; Mito Bringing Out The OG Tea *Kai: Damn. It’s Nasty*; Don’t Worry Grandma, Not Everything Aged Tastes Bad—Tsunade ‘The Legendary Sucker’ Senju; Too Many Mysteries To Care For; A Coincidence?