Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 267

Title: Variant Jonin

[Invitation Quest: Show Off!

Summary: Reveal what you wish to reveal and impress Kumo’s administration to back your talk of being a Jonin in THEIR standards.

Rewards: New Title; New Skill Tree

Failure: New Title; New Skill Tree]

[Successful]

[New Title Earned; New Skill Trees Unlocked]

[Kumo Jonin: Prominently boosts the favorability of the villagers towards the host and reduces the condition of leveling up the skills from D and C-Rank Kumo Jutsus Skill Tree by 25%

Special Note: The host skipped two relative titles leading to this title. The passive effects of said titles are present in the current iteration.]

[D-Rank Jutsus

Ninjutsu:

Body Flicker Technique (15/15)

Lightning Release: Bolt (0/5)

Water Release: Spout (0/5)

Earth Release: Mudwall (10/10)

Fire Release: Pepper Ball (15/15)

Taijutsu:

Lariat (0/1)]

[C-Rank Jutsus

Taijutsu:

Zap Kata (0/2)

Super Lariat (0/1)

Ninjutsu:

Lightning Release: Lightning Snake (15/15)

Lightning Release: Charge (0/5)

Water Release: Water Clone (10/10)

Water Release: Whiplash (0/5)

Earth Release: Earth Clone (10/10)

Earth Release: Earth Prison (0/5)

Fire Release: Fire Curtain (0/2)

Genjutsu:

Cloud Gaze (0/5)

Bukijutsu:

Tanto Ways (0/10)]

There wasn’t much to unload. It’s not surprising, either. Kai’s experience finds him riding a path where he would eventually grind away most of the Jutsu, his trait steadily noting all the knowledge and lowering the levels required to indicate his mastery over other things. He wasn’t sad about it. He would grind what falls on his plate and look at someone else’s for more.

Unlike Konoha, the Mission Center and the Academy aren’t in the same building as the Raikage’s office. The Academy is in one of the valleys, while the mission center is one of the lower buildings constructed on the same cliff as the Raikage’s office. He glances at the blue-roofed buildings again before flickering from the bridge and sneaking around to his first destination.

Kumo’s Barrier Seal.

Kai doesn’t feel that Kumo is vastly advanced compared to Konoha, but he admits that the two organizations are vastly different in their growth direction. Konoha’s research team, for the most part, delves into jutsu research and body modification jutsu for various benefits—both of which have yet to provide ample results. It’s because the talented Shinobi of the previous generation laid a solid foundation on what they think the chakra can achieve and not.

For instance—Kekkei Genkai. Kai realized early on that ‘copying’ Kekkei Genkai, especially elemental ones, is perfectly viable. But what about many other researchers stubborn in their beliefs that most Kekkei Genkai are genetic gifts alone?

Such thinking stunts their growth.

On the other hand, Konoha continues to improve economically due to its many policies that attract funds from the civilian side of the country.

Kumo, meanwhile, challenges the possibilities of chakra where the other great Shinobi seem to have given it a rest. Oh, the trend of searching has already begun in Konoha, too. Hiruzen has allowed Tsunade and Orochimaru too many benefits not to expect any result from their research on Fukushu, A’s son, and Kakuzu. The fact that Hiruzen further loaned the Cerberus to the Inuzuka Clan and see what they can ‘breed’ from it already points to such trends.

Unfortunately, Kumo rode the research train earlier. Their process of breeding children of other clans is at its final stage. If the records Kai snuck up on are correct, Kumo already ‘injected’ enough new blood into its system to end the breeding projects in about a year. The fate of the ‘mothers’ is undoubtedly clear. Having served their purpose, they expect to continue enjoying the boons from the village as stated in their mission contracts.

Kai simply believes otherwise. If it were Konoha, Hiruzen might be willing to expend the Village’s resources on the mothers even if he couldn’t allow them to resurface to the light to keep Konoha’s peace.

But Kumo?

It’s far too Militaristic to ‘waste’ resources on a spent service.

Aside from the farm, Kumo is likely the only Shinobi village with a barrier that does not focus on keeping track of immigrants and registering their chakra signatures. Instead, it limits the use of Space-Time Jutsu from outside. Meaning: Even if Kai marks the hell out of this place, he cannot Hiraishin into Kumo from outside. No wonder Kumo even has a Sealing Corp dedicated to developing seals. If he recalls correctly, they also have some ‘teleportation’ Jutsu that allowed B to appear in the raid.

If not for Mikoto, Kushina, Tsunade, and the rest, Kai would also go as far as to say he grew up in the wrong Village.

There was but one issue.

Raikage personally disseminates such knowledge in the Village. The strictness of this village is on another level.

‘Maybe it should be like that?’ Kai chuckles. ‘The last thing Konoha needs is to be so lax that an academy student breaks into the Kage Residence to steal a forbidden jutsu or two.’

He stares at the broad horizon, his gaze uninhibited by the clouds as he studies a small portion of the seal.

‘Oh? It’s derived from the Summoning Jutsu. A solid foundation, if any.’

He sits on the cliff’s edge, letting his Byakugan do the work for him instead of using his chakra to reveal portions of seals around the village to the naked eye. His vision is a world of grey and blue. The vast blue barrier is similar to Konoha’s Barrier in its dome-like shape.

‘Let’s see. If Kumo jotted down the seal on a scroll, it should enter my trait’s notification right about—’

[Space-Time Kill Switch Barrier (1/25): Creates a barrier around a predetermined area to cancel out external Space-Time Distortions. Reduce Chakra Consumption by 2% at every level. Current Consumption: 5800/sq kilometer.

Next Level: 25 SP or Materializing the Barrier 0/90 Times.]

‘Huh,’ Kai frowns. He was wrong. He expected a barrier jutsu that shuns every Space-Time Jutsu, but one can bypass the barrier with enough intensity. Unfortunately, the Hiraishin’s ‘Distortion Charge’ is constant and unable to go through the Barrier.

‘So, theoretically, a Space-Time Jutsu that changes its intensity by the amount of Chakra consumed should get past the seal where they deal with the Fuin Corps for a successful infiltration. Or they can adopt a method like mine, stalk a cum-man, learn their strangely amazing Cursed Seal, and go CRAZY in spamming it to level it up at an ant’s pace.’

Kai doesn’t have to level [Forbidden Individual Curse Tag] since his control on an entity does not change with the skill’s level. But the reduced chakra consumption and the bits of knowledge about the relationship between consciousness and a Fuin Seal are too great to ignore. Even if he didn’t have these benefits, the Jutsu is a ‘side quest’ and grinds away at a decent pace. 100 SP alone makes it a fruitful endeavor, even if it takes years to complete it. It’s not like he is in a race.

‘But if I get serious about it, I should find a large area undisturbed by War and spam the seal on its residents. Maybe the Land of Demons? Nobody cares about that place, and I’ve never been there.’

He considers the idea before dropping it. Whatever he decides, it has nothing to do with the present—it’s Future Kai’s problem.

“Let’s go check my apartment,” he stretches his arms. “I’ll be meeting my team tomorrow morning, huh.”

A new Village and a new demographic to exploit, what joy! Of course, he cannot fall into the same unfortunate circumstances as his half in Kirigakure.

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The idea is simple. Slight changes in one’s facial features with some shifts in mannerisms are all it takes to differentiate oneself. For instance, Kai Fuyuki has a slightly sharper nose. But that’s about it. His main agenda is to make the greatest Harem. How can he do that if he changes his entire face completely? Of course, he and his variants will eventually resort to wearing masks in public and try their luck with women through immaculate dad puns.

Entering Kiri through secret passages known to Jonins alone due to his control over Yosuke Kaguya granted Kai many advantages. First, he doesn’t need to enter the village’s record since dealing with the Third Mizukage was simple. Kirigakure may choose their strongest Shinobi as their Kage, but strength isn’t simple to assess through competitions alone. One sneak attack was all it took for Kai to take control of the Mizukage and create the required documents for him.

It only helped Kai’s prospects that the Third Mizukage’s prowess did not translate into his political skills. The man is on a one-way ticket to one of the grandest rebellions in the history of Shinobi with how he keeps ‘collecting’ Kekkei Genkai users without any firm policies in place—all except his Skills in Chakra.

The Third Mizukage may be a solid Elite, but even Kai knows there needs to be boundaries before jumping into bed with someone else.

Now?

Kai Fuyuki is a true-blue Kiri Jonin. The fact that most Jonins are secretive Assassins helps Kai’s revelation since Kiri is known to employ single-shinobi missions more than other Villages.

[New Title Earned; New Skill Trees Unlocked]

[Kiri Jonin: Prominently boosts the favorability of the villagers towards the host and reduces the condition of leveling up the skills from D and C-Rank Kiri Jutsus Skill Tree by 25%

Special Note: The host skipped two relative titles leading to this title. The passive effects of said titles are present in the current iteration.]

[D-Rank Jutsus

Ninjutsu:

Body Flicker Technique (15/15)

Water Release: Hiding In Water (0/10)

Water Release: Hiding In Mist (0/0)

Earth Release: Swamp Pool (0/10)

Genjutsu:

Flickering Mist (0/2)

Bukijutsu:

Kunai Technique (15/15)

Special Note: One Ninjutsu is in the Host’s Skill Set under a different name.]

[C-Rank Jutsus

Ninjutsu:

Water Release: Water Clone (10/10)

Water Release: Water Prison (20/20)

Earth Release: Earth Clone (10/10)

Bukijutsu:

Tanto Ways (0/10)

Senbon Flowers (0/1)

Kunai Reflection (0/1)

Shuriken Ambush (0/2)]

Kiri’s skill tree didn’t have much to offer. The Village is more individualistic, and a Shinobi learns in a more apprenticeship-type manner after graduating from the academy… IF they do so alive.

“Your cooking sucks~!” A giggle breaks Kai from his thoughts as he stares at the auburn-haired girl with a scowl.

“Beggars aren’t choosers. Cook for yourself if it’s so awful.”

“Why would I?” She pouts. “I suck at cooking, too. But not for long! A couple of missions, some savings, and a dashing husband are all I need to stop doing the missions!”

“I’m going to regret asking it—” Kai sighs, leaning on his chair as thin streaks of mist roil through the gaps of his wooden cottage. Fog builds up considerably within Kirigakure during the evening and early morning. “—but why a Dashing husband?”

The girl sucks on her spoon while imitating Kai’s relaxed posture, humming, “What can I say? I faced our class’ crush. It was heartbreaking! But it was either him or me.”

She didn’t look so heartbroken.

“I owe it to Kin-Kun. I will find a husband more beautiful than him!”

“Good luck. Now get out.”

Kai refuses to deal with another kid. Statistically, he should be in another Kunoichi’s loving embrace by now, not playing a failed cook to a clearly scarred girl who needs to work on her issues.

The girl’s lips gape wide open.

“Won’t you take me?!”

“I’m going to ignore that question.”

“But other graduates already have their partners! Kiri’s missions are more difficult than other villages. You know. I could get caught in my next mission, and you won’t ever get to cook for me.”

“Joy,” Kai mutters, licking the porridge off his spoon. Delicious stuff is damn expensive in Kiri, forcing him to cook for himself if he didn’t mean to exploit the seal in an obvious manner.

The girl slaps the table and stands with an annoyed look. “Is there someone else? Tell me! I’ll cook the skank in my lava! No, I’ll vaporize them!”

Feeling almost defeated, Kai covers his face, groaning, “Please, Rikudo. One proper woman. Just one.”

“He already answered your wishes,” Mei Terumi places her hands on her waist. “It was fate that brought us together.”

“No,” Kai looks at his ceiling. “I won’t ever steal food from the needy.” That’s how this crazy bitch tracked him. How would Kai have known the orphan was one of the budding talents with a Lava Release, more than capable of raising hell just to find him? All he saw was a target to bully and forget about her later.

“You can steal many other things, too,” Mei flushes, hugging her thin frame and batting her thin eyelashes in his direction.

‘Damn, I lied about not stealing food from the needy and got Karma served so quickly?’ Kai closes his eyes.

‘As expected, victory was impossible. Even the Great Drago— Monkey-Dragon cannot easily defy Karma.’

Maybe that’s what it actually was—Karma.

Maybe he reached the end of his Harem with Mito and Tsume in a few years.

What a pity.

But he still refused to give up, didn’t he?

His streak of bad luck is bound to end someday.

‘Just as well,’ Kai sighs. ‘I can’t be wetting my dick in the upcoming war. Might as well have scrawny kids around me to keep my focus from dwindling.’

“Come on,” the girl walks over to Kai, patting his face with a cute smirk. “I was joking, alright. I can’t help but want to spend time with you, Kai-san. You’re the only one who treats me Normal in the village. But look on the bright side,” she grins. “I won’t be there to disturb you when I run out of luck in my missions.”

Kai stares at the girl before pinching her cheeks, “Kid. You can’t emotionally manipulate me. Do you think I don’t know you’re one of the most promising ‘Kunoichi?’”

She pouts, muttering, “Ow.”

He smirks, continuing, “Did you pick a Jonin Sensei yet?”

“Nope. I’m doing D-ranked missions and culling some bandit groups and hunters.”

Ordinarily, such missions are C-ranked in other villages. But Kiri is famous for raising killers.

“They say Lava Kekkei Genkai is rare in Kirigakure, but the Third promised that other Jonins can teach me everything else.”

“No need,” Kai huffs. “I can teach you a few nifty things.”

“But,” Mei hesitates instead of revealing her usual cheeriness, “you suck at cooking. I can’t expect you to be any better in Jutsu, right?”

Kai matches her stare before smiling, “You have ten seconds of a headstart.”

The girl giggles, “Thanks. I’m going to need it~!”

She flickers away with that.

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Alternate Title: New Titles and Skill Trees! Yipee *Also Kai: Fuck, The Tutorial Bonus Is No Longer Applicable*; Different Directions of Growth; *Raikage When He’s Done With Farming Kekkei Genkai*: Hey, Girls. Did You Consider Other Sources of Providing For The Village… Or Death? *Teehee*; Kai When He Eventually Sees Naruto Steal The Forbidden Scroll; Kai: Kumo Is So Awesome! I Wish I Were Born Here! *Also Kai When He Recalls Kushina And Others: Perhaps I Spoke Too Quickly*; When You Bully The Orphans, They Bully Back; Instant Karma; Kai Catching Unsuscpecting L? *Several Stages of Chakra Puberty Laughing in Corner*; At Least Tsume Is Still The Runner-Up; Kai Bringing A Bad Name To Other Mc With His Incel Cooking; *Other Mc: Cooks The Most Orgasmic Dish Known To Mankind* Kai: Porridge? *Easily Making An Orphan Happy* Mission Failed Successfully; Past Kai When He Sees Future Kai With Orphans: You Were Supposed To Destroy Them! Not Join Them!

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A/n: I sincerely don’t remember how Kai’s hate boner for Orphans began, but I can’t seem to stop. I might have a problem.