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Attached you will find pdfs of My New Girlfriend, The Creep, and its sequel Creeps. Why, you might ask? Because we've reached the finals of Last Woman Kneeling, our pointless but kind of amusing and almost certainly at some point personally offending because strangers on the internet don't love the same characters I love contest! In the finals, we have a showdown between two characters who couldn't be much more different. In one corner, My New Girlfriend's Courtney, a real love slave's love slave. In the other, we have a privileged angry lesbian who just wants to fuck who she wants to fuck no matter who it hurts! No, not Kirsten Vaughan, why would you guess Kirsten Vaughan? It's Stacey Reeves, the surprisingly titular character of The Creep. 

So whether you're joining us in the voting, the debating and discussing, or just out there living your life content to do neither, here's the stories of two ladies I made up who a lot of people found really sexy. If after or during reading you feel moved to vote, once more here is where you can do so.

Note that My New Girlfriend was previously removed from the interwebs, and Creeps was limited release, so these are now exclusive to you fine folks. Please take it as a token of my appreciation for your on-going support and for all the love and energy you guys pour out on your friendly ursine smut peddler.

Unrelated: You may have noticed a bunch of posts about a story called The RA that you can't access. Rest assured, I am coming close to the point where I'll have a volume 1 ready to share. It's a light-hearted story about an RA who finds himself RAing for a floor exclusively populated by insanely hot women who, for some reason, seem to just adore him. It's not a harem. Don't call it a harem. They hate it when you call it a harem. It's just a floor in a college residence hall with one man and three dozen smoking hot women and a metric fuckton of latent sexual energy. I'll post again when there's something to know!