BREAKING: CAT IN A HOODIE OFFICIALLY WINS OSCAR DRAFT!
Added 2024-03-11 02:30:35 +0000 UTCAfter an amazingly tight race, And a last minute best actress UPSET, team cat in a hoodie pulls ahead! Turns out the academy is not ready for an indigenous American woman to win, but they are ready for a Cat in a hoodie (police have yet to rule out foul play). Thank you to everyone who participated! Let us know if you’d like us to do something like this again!!!!!
Comments
Sameeee!
Alix Ross
2024-03-11 16:15:33 +0000 UTCI can’t wait to hear Hilary’s conceding speech. First she lost to an orange and now a cat? What’s next, a rock?
Stephanie Clinton
2024-03-11 09:19:32 +0000 UTCemma stone literally said she was sharing her award with lily, so we demand that be taken into consideration!
ava ruljancich
2024-03-11 09:15:15 +0000 UTCRigged election, Team Mission Impossible demand a recount for best actress! Lily Gladstone robbed
St. Samuel W (Refuses to sign the NDA)
2024-03-11 09:02:41 +0000 UTCCan't wait for this week's after show to hear Cat in a Hoodie's winning speech
Ruby Edwards
2024-03-11 02:59:00 +0000 UTCAlso this was so much fckn fun, looking forward to more!
St. Anley of Tucci (signed the NDA)
2024-03-11 02:57:12 +0000 UTCFellow members of team Patrick, this is not the end. Like reconnecting with a childhood friend, or finding peace through the music of John & Yoko, or finding a Joy Da'Vine, we built a community on love and trust. And what's important isn't who wins the most categories; it's being overly performative in your zen-ness to the point of insufferable. Until next time, ciao!
St. Anley of Tucci (signed the NDA)
2024-03-11 02:56:28 +0000 UTCYes please!! So fun!
Alix Ross
2024-03-11 02:44:52 +0000 UTCDangggg that would have been fun to see lol
Alix Ross
2024-03-11 02:44:35 +0000 UTCThis was fun. Admittedly I was not always Team Cat in a Hood. I switched teams yesterday from Team Jeremy after feeling out the list unclouded by the political war without bloodshed, to support a talking cat. Congratulations everyone!
Christian Murphy
2024-03-11 02:43:37 +0000 UTCHillary Clinton wins the side bet (presenting for best actress). There were two actresses presenting that were not picked in the draft: Sally Field and Jessica Lange. Team Cat in a Hoodie, Team Patrick and Team Mission Impossible all only picked one actress presenting (CIAH: Michelle Yeoh, Patrick: Charlize Theron, Kylie: Jennifer Lawrence) Kylie does not have to eat a hat.
Kaye Aragon
2024-03-11 02:42:38 +0000 UTCA sincere congratulations from team Patrick. Imagine all the cats in hoodies who've roamed these halls!
Tim Day of the Kylie Brakeman's mom
2024-03-11 02:41:42 +0000 UTCWhat a wonderful night. CIAH wins! More of this please!
Cry Guy
2024-03-11 02:39:30 +0000 UTCBut seriously, who let me have this much fun?
Ella Dolores
2024-03-11 02:38:37 +0000 UTC
