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KYLIE PATRICK AND JEREMY DONT READ THIS

Hey guys angela just drank a large ice coffee here. thinking of sending the pod group text some kinda prank text. maybe ask one of them if i can borrow their apartment or something and see what they say? obvi wanted to run it by you guys first. what should i ask? ill do it in like an hour or so

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lol Kylie literally across the country in NYC 😂😂

Stephanie Clinton

A pyramid that's all about selling improv classes.

Caspar

pitch them a pyramid scheme

ѕуd!

Nonchalantly ask if one of them would be okay with providing a statement for your health insurance company that they were with you on a day you were definitely not together. Don't elaborate or explain why.

Caspar

ask them the date of a national tragedy

Michael Ritter

Tell them that you're bringing on a fifth artist to join the pod and it's Tony Shalhoub

St. Anley of Tucci (signed the NDA)

say you've been catfishing them and you've been an elderly man this entire time, scooby-doo mask reveal and all

Teagan Essman

you just got a call from an estate lawyer & you inherited a taxidermy wooly mammoth & need somewhere to keep it

Howie Mandel if he was a Nun

Ask if any of them can give you a ride from somewhere incredibly inconvenient. Bonus points if you give no explanation

Madelyn Figs

ok hypothetically you should ask them for a group trip to the walmart bike section just for funsies

kendall

tell them your washing machine/dishwasher/some kind of appliance broke and ask whoever lives the farthest if you can use theirs

Howie Mandel if he was a Nun

My brain is in the realm of asking to borrow Jeremy’s cup of rocks for a ritual or something …I’ll get there eventually I feel I’m on the spot here

david alexander


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