Artists, help us with something.
Added 2024-10-18 16:44:35 +0000 UTCImagine you're an executive and you have a list of things you need done. Post that list below.
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Turns out we completely misunderstood the assignment and were supposed to make a list for other people to do😭
Caspar
2024-10-24 21:36:53 +0000 UTC- 10 year anniversary gift for Allegra - Clear the rights for R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet (FOR MEMOIR) - Set up interviews with 3 more topiarists - Search waiver wire for WR and special teams - Draft PR statement: SAR still searching the hedge maze, exhausting all possible resources, etc. - Send flowers to prev topiarist's family - Dry cleaning
Erik Germani
2024-10-21 20:33:02 +0000 UTC1. Get 1000 ducks. 2. Get 1000 chickens 3. Get 1000 turkeys 4. Figure out what to do with all of them.
Josh Dud
2024-10-21 14:48:05 +0000 UTC1. Find & call name from list of perpetrators; await arrival to stage 2. Introduce cause for gathering and method of resolution 3. Pause to allow mockery, sneers, and thrown objects 4. Firmly grab and hold individual 5. Slowly guide individual to contraption center-stage 6. Constrict individual within contraption--force welcome, if necessary 7. Operate contraption 8. Hold for brief cleanse 9. Repeat items 1-8 until list has been exhausted 10. You are seriously SO pretty.
Kylie Brakeman's Mom is Smiling
2024-10-19 19:49:11 +0000 UTC1. Rise 2. Grind
Feargal O'Reilly
2024-10-19 12:29:49 +0000 UTC1. Figure out what “Corporate Synergy” *is* exactly. 2. Make small talk with one random employee. You know, how’s the family, those groceries are expensive now, things the small folk will connect to. 3. Talk to Human Resources about that one person you want to fire, but you don’t think you can yet… 4. Figure out what three new things you can write on your weekly status slide that makes it look like your busy. 5. Create an IT problem that allows you to go “Work From Home”
OogaLens BoogaCrafter
2024-10-19 05:01:10 +0000 UTC1. Wake up, shower, dress in daily uniform (t-shirt and jeans, an outfit that should cost $20 but somehow costs $2000). 2. Begin commute. Berate personal driver for wrong air freshener scent. Sip from morning coffee. Scold PA for incorrect temperature of coffee. How hard is it to have your skim milk extra foam no foam almond milk macchiato at precisely 211°? 3. Enter office. Inquire loudly why your sparkling water has not been pre-opened - the point is for it to have gone flat. Announce you have important investor meetings for the duration of the morning and are not to be disturbed. 4. Flip page on your "The Art Of The Deal" daily calendar. Open web browser. Type "how to get promoted when you're already CEO." Spend next several hours reading wiki-how. 5. Emerge for lunch. Ask PA why your $20 salad is cold. Fire PA for insolence (don't tell me salad is supposed to be refrigerated. Salad is whatever temperature I tell you it is.) 6. Direct Suzette the ancient secretary to hire a new PA by EOD. Return to office. Spend afternoon reviewing hiring data to ensure we're meeting nepotism quota. 7. Close of business, head to "happy hour" with old college buddies. Every hour is "happy" when you're one of the good ole boys, right? Ha. Ha. Spend several hours getting progressively drunker on whiskey to forget that you don't like any of these people but your value is defined by your network and your willingness to buy a round of top-shelf. 8. Today you made a billion dollars. Sleep comes easy.
val gecko
2024-10-19 02:17:25 +0000 UTC1. Wake up 2. Go back to bed 3. Wake up again 4. Call in to work from home. 5. Don’t do any work. 6. Nap
Nina (the elk outside Patrick’s mom’s house!)
2024-10-19 02:02:03 +0000 UTC1. Fire the PA 2. Rehire the PA 3. Get soup dumplings and deliver them to me 4. Schedule the client deal meeting for half an hour from now 5. Get Legal on the phone 6. Fire Legal
Gordon Schoenfeld
2024-10-18 22:32:36 +0000 UTCGoogle what executive means and what the job role means Follow wiki how
Caitlin Piper
2024-10-18 21:33:57 +0000 UTC
