Continuing with Jon's story from my Pixiv account: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88576942
It has been confirmed, Jon's penis continues to grow if it isn't jacked off enough to empty him, regularly. He found out this one morning after a failed date the previous night. His scheduled date freaked out on actually seeing his rumored penis and ran away.
The downstairs neighbor's wife, Felicia, had started seeing Jon on the side in secret for the last few days. She had also started second-guessing her husband's behavior and well, his average appendage.
That fateful morning she had gotten up early and her lazy husband remained in bed demanding she brings him breakfast in bed. A few seconds later the ceiling groaned and cracks appeared on the plaster. Her husband stumbled out of the bed but, couldn't get far in time, as the ceiling caved and burst open, dropping at least 200lbs of Jon's penis.
His husband promptly got pinned under Jon's immense appendage which continued to throb and start sputtering gallons of precum onto his face. Felicia found the entire accident very karma and hilarious while putting his good-for-nothing husband in his true place - under someone's big dick.
Reports are that this neighbor, who has requested to remain unnamed after this picture has surfaced, is suing Jon for the damages. This has started women in the city, both single and in relationships, to start & organize groups to defend Jon in court, among their other recreational plans and goals.
Medical experts still remain astounded at this medical marvel. Some suspect magical or supernatural causes. We're still waiting for a response from Jon who has been unable to answer his phone calls while dozens of women queue at his apartment door in wait.
Chip
2022-05-31 13:14:51 +0000 UTC