735 - The Termronator (5/25/23)

Why can't I play this episode on any of my podcast apps?

Jeffrey Miller

Felix riffing on DeSantis is like MJ in the NBA Finals. Unmatched artistry in their crafts.

Ryan

wtf me too

J.P. McD.

Wait, did the boys confirm that David SadSack shops at Dan Flashes???

Connor Sullivan

The American education system has failed me

Chantz Kouveras

Dictionary says Matt is correct. quixotic adjective quix·​ot·​ic kwik-ˈsä-tik

Tristan Clark

I am begging someone to teach Matt how to say "quixotic". It's "key-ho-tick", like Don Quixote (which It's from).

Chantz Kouveras

I know in my heart that if I keep smashing refresh every 2 minutes, sooner or later I'll wear you down and you'll give me my podcast

that being said it is slop time chris pls

Frank

they usually don't put anything out on holidays

Frank

No.

Tommy

Hbd Felix, take yr time boys

George Lochinski

guys, please, our weekly slop

Andrew Cross

Great episode, love the terminator jokes

Nick Stanert

we pay 5 dollars for this service would it kill you to maybe add a little 20 minutes? i love you guys, im lonely and i need to hear voices otherwise i go crazy

The fuck is the slop?

Poppy Chulo

*checks watch*

Sparky

I once saw it closed captioned as Rhonda Sanchez

Lynchian Dick Game

The YouTube closed cations for the clip from this episode type his name every time as Rhonda Santis and it's hilarious.

Tristan Clark

I'd swear I already suggested the very obvious Ron DeSadist earlier in the thread (?) but it seems to have disappeared. The whiny bullying & his funtime watching or assisting Gitmo torture make it an obvious choice.

Mark Schneider

lol good point, i guess he has the ear of a republican president which is just as good

natfos 💌

Because you make more money in gold rushes selling shovels?

J. A.

They need stav on for elicucidating nicknames like Ron desuckdicks

J. A.

Your respect for ameri kkkas shock troops is noted

J. A.

Ron DeSagtits

Elliot Matheny

Ron DickSuckTits

I don't think there's anything in it for Carlson. But if he concludes otherwise, he would definitely win the GOP nod and win at least 20 states.

SJ

I'm a bit surprised I haven't heard 'Ron DeSucktis' yet

monkeyshines

I actually got motion sickness for the first time hearing about the blood plasma story on the train

🤭 bro bro

ploob

why doesn't tucker carlson run for president? not that i want him to but it seems like he could have more success than Rob DeSanctimonious. although i'm not putting it past liberal media to push ron in the same way they pushed trump as the crazy out there guy in 2016.

natfos 💌

saying “Not to get trad but doesn’t this insult god??” all the time now

Kirstwb

48:24 - "The biome I could take or leave..." will be on my gravestone. Or it would've been if I actually had enough self-regard to plan for a gravestone.

SJ

I think I deserve an episode today.

Nolan

Lol, great job

Brett Anders

Bryan Johnson literally is the Goya painting of Saturn devouring his sons lifeless corpse

Nathan E Simpson

The second I heard the son is named Talmadge I knew this fucker was mormon. Why is a mormon going to such insane anti aging lengths. You're getting your body back anyway, dummy.

Enoch

Boys, you're missing a real chance at the trash tv trough. Get off your high prestige TV horses; watch Milf Manor. See how the other half lives

KO

Glenn Otherkin

Shimosanz

I was reminded of 'Big Structural Bailey' while listening to this episode and I can't believe we've only backslid since that moment

ttypes

little surprised you didn't connect the dots to his work as a navy JAG in guantanamo where he supervised beatings and torture. he is a complete fascist simp who will always be second fiddle to authoritarianism.

John Mitchell

They cummed in my foams

Nolan

Longshot but… have the boys ever considered book publishing, as in fiction? Could be a nice way to push back at the cultural rot and I know Menaker has experience in the industry. Would be very cool to have a scene of left-wing, human authors building up the left wing cultural sphere.

TangiePower

all cylinders on this one classic chapo

danny

great ep

Noahjon marshall

BRB getting AIDS as a prank against my dad.

Crosley Querin

I, for one, am still PISSED about the purple m&m.

ploob

When I saw Musk in that campaign video I thought it was a goofy meme. Turns out Ron AGAIN is giving screen time to other, likely more successful men than him on his own videos. Very peculiar, looks like cuck shit to me.

markers

Couldn’t quite finish this, the blood talk was giving me severe heebie jeebies

Jim Bo

DeSantis loves bending over for other men in his campaign videos. Now I understand the Don't Say (Ron is) Gay bill.

markers

This is when Chapo is at its best. These kinds of episodes is where Chapo fires on all cylinders.

Poppy Chulo

Whenever matt talks about the "contract" americans unknowingly signed where they traded in their political agency for convenience and consumer choice, it just reminds me of some movie from comedy central. Cant remember which one but a movie extra turns to the protagonist and says "40 flavors of ice cream man, now THATS freedom" and it really is a hell of a lens to view the last 50 years through.

Doug Cartel

Nothing straighter than pining after your 17 year old's plasma

pookie

Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be a toon

VAN Fan

All-time episode, 10/10, instant classic

JDR 2209

I can’t believe that David Sachs was even ABLE to enunciate a question to RONBOT with all of the MuskCum he was gargling… props to Sachs

Zach Pierce

To bring it all together, the HBO show Silicon Valley had an episode centered around a blood boy (but he wasn’t the villain tech mogul’s son, so again life out-paces art). The twist was that the blood boy was secretly eating twinkies and Swiss cake rolls and thus making the villain’s health worse!

Greg

this ones for the chuckleheads

dog stone

You may want to check out the documentary film Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Tim O'Connor

this is just 5th head of cerberus lmao

jack flowers

Ah fuck, sorry man. The thing is I'm usually on benzos and sugar free RedBull the first few hours of work so I do miss some stuff. Ty and RIP Andy

Claire Casey

I want to be turned into a Toon. I don’t know where the fuck Felix comes up with terms like that. “Toon” and “getting Clown” fucking kill me if I even just think about it

Jethro Mojave

That was on Monday!

Chris Wade

Going through the first season myself now and loving it.

Drew McGill

Ron could’ve gone pro if he hadn’t joined the Navy. Unfortunately it was at some cushy Ivy League school.

C. Ries

Chapo versus DSP feud when?

It’s sugar man

Peter Hostert

Classic Chapo. Making references to books I will never read and queuing the laugh so I can pretend I get it.

K H

I think Trump gets power from attacking. Like Doomguy. If he has nothing to fight he will get weaker. Ron and other Republicans are fodder enemies for Trump to recharge his ammo and hp.

K H

Chris correctly ignores the fans 🐖 🐷 but I was still hoping for an Andy Rourke outro

Claire Casey

Honestly Train should run in the Republican primary if he’s old enough…he might actually win.

lol trainwrecks is more professional than Ronnie or Elon. This is where we’re at.

Election shit’s starting up and all the freaks are starting to come out.

EaZy E

I'll give max this courtesy. Clone high season 2 slaps

Justin Racine

Soy DeFaces

Daniel Martínez González

This was my favorite Chapo ep in a while. Or I was in the best mood to enjoy it. One of those.

SJ

Damn Felix put up a triple double on the pod today

Isn't trainwrecks the crying incel guy

bruce moment

I haven't laughed that much listening to Chapo in a long time. Felix and that DeSantis segment in general was excellent.

Jeffrey Miller

it's chapo season baby. we're through the doldrums that was the time between midterms and now. this is the classic disco shit right here.

Bryan

Ron DePoopiss

Tim Mullen

20 minutes in and Felix has been on fire NBA jam style the entire time

Kyle Smyth

Outro music?

Brian Rooney

Most energetic episode in a long time. Thanks, Ron.

Dyyyyylan

shouts out to trainwrecks

Andrew Cross

bitchez don't know 'bout my Yale baseball career

Adam Geddes

I feel the "creator" title is just a fun little way that anxious middle-class scions try to pretend that their little slice of good fortune in the dissolving socio-economic hellscape of America is somehow the result of some inner virtue or talent and not a fluke of the algorithm. Legendary director of films which explore the wretchedness and isolation of human existence Martin Scorsese, creator; "writers" who take pre-existing properties and works of far superior writers and simple does some palette-swapping of gender/race and sprinkles a few bits of obscure pop-academic nonsense, creators; some jag-off smugly chronicling every "error" a filmmaker makes during the creation of their work like an egregiously autistic manchild who doesn't understand suspension of disbelief all the while making 120K a year, creator; a guy making bukkake scenes with the characters from Sailor Moon and Thundercats in the style of El Greco using AI, creator. Art is truly a flourishing ecosystem.

Kevin

Remembering a month ago when we all thought Felix was in podcast hospice but he's been on a fucking roll the last week or two. Happy for him

Isaac Jones

Whatever cocktail of drugs Felix was on had him balling out this sode

Dennis

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